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Old 04-15-2011, 11:02 PM
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Old 04-15-2011, 11:20 PM
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Here you go your new online identity. Just sign in as Jailbaitlover#1092971 and we'll get things set up for you.
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Old 04-15-2011, 11:24 PM
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Because having no identity on the internet is a threat to national security.
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Old 04-15-2011, 11:34 PM
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Old 04-16-2011, 12:48 AM
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They say that someone could steal your passwords, but what would prevent someone from steeling your credential?
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Default Re: looks like the gov is trying to give everyone a unique online identity...

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They say that someone could steal your passwords, but what would prevent someone from steeling your credential?


amidoinitrite?
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Old 04-16-2011, 12:03 PM
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amidoinitrite?
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