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Old 04-20-2011, 08:15 PM
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A few (2 or 3) times while having sex I expelled poop without knowing (or feeling it) until we have finished. It is usually a small amount but enough to be gross and upsetting. This has been rather embarrassing and in all honesty I usually end up crying when my boyfriend rather calmly and gently informs me either not to move til he can clean up, or he tries to be humorous and says "guess I fucked the shit out of ya honey." I have tried to rationalize to both of us that I must really be bearing down when orgasming that I just have no control. Is this normal or should I be concerned?
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Old 04-20-2011, 08:23 PM
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Old 04-20-2011, 08:30 PM
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I guess your anus is loose from the rape too, huh?
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Old 04-20-2011, 08:39 PM
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Old 04-20-2011, 08:42 PM
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he tries to be humorous and says "guess I fucked the shit out of ya honey."
i fucking lol'd
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Old 04-20-2011, 09:01 PM
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I am scared of this happening because sometimes I feel like it is going to happen (but it hasn't actually happened to me). I'm pretty sure it's normal, since the vaginal wall and the rectum are very close together, so when you are having sex it puts pressure on what's on the other side. I would just try to make a conscious effort to use the restroom before sex.
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Old 04-20-2011, 09:14 PM
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Old 04-20-2011, 09:47 PM
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he tries to be humorous and says "guess I fucked the shit out of ya honey."
this man has some real wit
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Old 04-20-2011, 10:36 PM
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Old 04-20-2011, 11:36 PM
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do heron an hour before sex
Blue Heron? Why would doing it with a big, sassy blue bird help?

Maybe doing Kegels or taking some Loperamide would help you get your shit together.
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Old 04-20-2011, 11:48 PM
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take laxatives and just shit it all out before you get to fucking..
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Sew UR butt hole closed
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lol you called the shit poop.
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Old 04-21-2011, 02:31 AM
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enema, how do you think the porno girls do it?
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Old 04-21-2011, 03:56 AM
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That's fucking hilarious, man I would never speak to the girl again if I saw her do that.
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Old 04-21-2011, 04:01 AM
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some Loperamide would help you get your shit together.
I see what you did there.
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Dump him (haha) for someone with a scat fetish. You'll be a goddess.
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Old 04-21-2011, 04:03 AM
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A few (2 or 3) times while having sex I expelled poop without knowing (or feeling it) until we have finished. It is usually a small amount but enough to be gross and upsetting. This has been rather embarrassing and in all honesty I usually end up crying when my boyfriend rather calmly and gently informs me either not to move til he can clean up, or he tries to be humorous and says "guess I fucked the shit out of ya honey." I have tried to rationalize to both of us that I must really be bearing down when orgasming that I just have no control. Is this normal or should I be concerned?
That's seriously disturbing. That guy is either really desperate, or really loves you.
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tough shit?

must have been some shitty sex?

sex actually made you give a shit?

shit on a stick?

shit hit the fan?

got a shitty orgasm?

shit indeed!

Oh shit!

Not very anal retentive about sex are you?

makes for some shitty aftersex.

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Old 04-21-2011, 07:23 AM
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Hey it's alot better than shitting in bed when the sex is over and done with and you have complete fucking control over it. When some girl did that in my bed, i sent her home at 2:30 in the morning while i washed the sheets.

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Old 04-21-2011, 07:25 AM
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Old 04-21-2011, 07:48 AM
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I'm surprised that kind of thing doesn't happen more often

it's what we all fear most deep down innit
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Old 04-21-2011, 07:54 AM
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Hey it's alot better than shitting in bed when the sex is over and done with and you have complete fucking control over it. When some girl did that in my bed, i sent her home at 2:30 in the morning while i washed the sheets.

And for the record this man is a genius.
How did something like this possibly come about?
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Old 04-21-2011, 08:04 AM
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How did something like this possibly come about?
That kind of thing happens when you date 5 year olds
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How did something like this possibly come about?
Alot of alcohol and a lack of self control.

Needless to say we never talked again.
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Old 04-21-2011, 09:33 AM
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I'm callin troll on this one. Way too lulzy to be true.
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I'm callin troll on this one. Way too lulzy to be true.
Obviously you never fucked the shit out of a girl.
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"fucked the shit out" - where did you think this phrase came from?
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"fucked the shit out" - where did you think this phrase came from?
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Old 04-21-2011, 04:12 PM
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A few (2 or 3) times while having sex I expelled poop without knowing (or feeling it) until we have finished. It is usually a small amount but enough to be gross and upsetting. This has been rather embarrassing and in all honesty I usually end up crying when my boyfriend rather calmly and gently informs me either not to move til he can clean up, or he tries to be humorous and says "guess I fucked the shit out of ya honey." I have tried to rationalize to both of us that I must really be bearing down when orgasming that I just have no control. Is this normal or should I be concerned?
You didnt say if it was anal sex or not. If its anal sex you need to clean your bowls before otherwise shit will come out.

Either way you would benefit from using one

http://www.sextoys.co.uk/Douches-and...FUtC4QodE14mHA

It will keep you clean for several hours so no poop will come out its quick and clean just use lube with the douche.

Many adult toy places sell them and some stores too.
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^ Lol at your username in the context of your post.
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^ Lol at your username in the context of your post.
Hey they dont call me ass invader for nothing I invade her ass but always use an anal douche first otherwise you end up with shit on your dick
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