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Old 04-23-2011, 12:48 PM
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This guy's reasoning is weak. That japan quake will cause this? Like he is the only one to factor this in? But I agree we are in for economic crisis worse than weve ever seen
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Old 04-23-2011, 05:47 PM
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Hyperinflation will happen, but we you can easily use that to your advantage. If you get a loan on property with a fixed rate of lets say $500. For the first few months you pay regular $500 but after inflation, $500 is equal to about $300 before inflation.
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Old 04-23-2011, 07:09 PM
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This guy's reasoning is weak. That japan quake will cause this? Like he is the only one to factor this in? But I agree we are in for economic crisis worse than weve ever seen
Ahaha, ok, whatever, go ahead and call this former LAPD police officer "weak". Just don't say it to his face though, unless you want to get your fucking head blown off.

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Old 04-23-2011, 07:12 PM
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Ahaha, ok, whatever, go ahead and call this former LAPD police officer "weak". Just don't say it to his face though, unless you want to get your fucking head blown off.

Oh, and Cammie, you don't have the luxury of being able to speak to me like that. You're a woman. I'm going to discipline your ass. With a lead pipe.

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Fuck off, pig. I hope they have another riot a la Rodney King and pop your ass.
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Old 04-23-2011, 07:13 PM
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Old 04-23-2011, 07:13 PM
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You tell women to shut up all the time, they still talk to shit you.

You talk about disciplining them, they still talk shit to you. Ain't nobody scared of you, guess you a bitch, huh?
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Old 04-23-2011, 07:20 PM
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They won't be talking at all when the economy collapses. Neither will you for that matter, since the power will go out, and your weak ass clearly requires a computerized respirator to breathe.
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Old 04-23-2011, 07:24 PM
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Ahaha, ok, whatever, go ahead and call this former LAPD police officer "weak". [/i]
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Old 04-23-2011, 07:36 PM
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Hahahaha, oh wow, it really amazes me how stupid people are. I almost feel like God, or a zookeeper, because I am so disproportionately intelligent compared to human beings. I am not a former police officer (although I may as well be a cop given my power over civilians), the man in that video warning of the collapse of civilization is.
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Old 04-23-2011, 07:44 PM
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You're probably just a security guard or some shit,

During training you kept waking everyone up in the middle of the night having nightmares and screaming "the world is ENDING"
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Old 04-23-2011, 07:45 PM
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The logic behind anything as complex as a total economic collapse is never that simple.

But at the same time, this guy looks an awful lot like Liquid Ocelot. I mean fuck, he could be legit guys! The guy knows a thing or two about shit popping off, (brother!)

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Old 04-23-2011, 07:49 PM
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Generally, anyone putting a firm date on a major event like this makes me question their validity. However, Ruppert has been right about so many other events in the past, it makes me think there may be some weight to this.
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Old 04-23-2011, 07:51 PM
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For the record I am not a security guard nor do I have a job of any kind.
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Old 04-23-2011, 10:31 PM
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I say bring it on! If someone doesn't start this it's never gonna happen Dammit!
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Old 04-24-2011, 12:02 AM
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Damn. I kinda figured jflc was a cop. Now I find out he is indeed one.
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Ahaha, ok, whatever, go ahead and call this former LAPD police officer "weak". Just don't say it to his face though, unless you want to get your fucking head blown off.

Oh, and Cammie, you don't have the luxury of being able to speak to me like that. You're a woman. I'm going to discipline your ass. With a lead pipe.

Remember, folks, always drink Dr. Pepper Ten, the only soft drink in the world capable of delivering a thirst-quenching tongue-gasm in a package consisting of just ten manly calories. Dr. Pepper Ten, it's not for women.
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Old 04-24-2011, 12:39 AM
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What about Judgement Day on 21/5? Doesn't that preclude the Big EC?

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Old 04-24-2011, 01:40 AM
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We're still number 1 though.

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Old 04-24-2011, 02:00 AM
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Stockpile food and ammo.
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Old 04-24-2011, 02:18 AM
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Stockpile food and ammo.
Right. You can't eat gold.
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Old 04-24-2011, 02:25 AM
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You can't eat ammo either but sometimes?

Sometimes you can make other people eat it.
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You can't eat ammo either but sometimes?
No, but...
  • You can shoot people who are wanting to eat your food
  • You can shoot people and take their food
  • You can shoot people and eat them
  • You can shoot animals and eat them
  • etc.

All directly conducive to keeping yourself well fed in the scenario of an economic collapse.

*says the bulimic faggot*
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No, but...
  • You can shoot people who are wanting to eat your food
  • You can shoot people and take their food
  • You can shoot people and eat them
  • You can shoot animals and eat them
  • etc.

All directly conducive to keeping yourself well fed in the scenario of an economic collapse.

*says the bulimic faggot*

People will yield the most meat by far. My advice is to git some names of fit men and women from the local fitness center. Addresses and vital info. make clean head shots, butcher, cook and serve...Budybuilders will have the most lean meat around like a steak. Now that's good eats, be sure to share with fido or mittens.
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People will yield the most meat by far. My advice is to git some names of fit men and women from the local fitness center. Addresses and vital info. make clean head shots, butcher, cook and serve...Budybuilders will have the most lean meat around like a steak. Now that's good eats, be sure to share with fido or mittens.
The average male would probably yield about 70lbs of edible meat, and maybe another 50lbs of grissle/skin/guts for the dog.
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Guess its time to start collecting bottle caps.
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Yeah. Credit is going to be crash.
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Guess its time to get 12 credit cards and max them all out buying food, bullets, weaponry, and bear traps.

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I wonder how many freaks who maxxed their cards pre-Y2K are still paying those fuckers off?
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Hyperinflation will happen, but we you can easily use that to your advantage. If you get a loan on property with a fixed rate of lets say $500. For the first few months you pay regular $500 but after inflation, $500 is equal to about $300 before inflation.
The Fed has been doing everything it can to get any sort of inflation going and things for the past two years has been, on average, at zero inflation.

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This guy's reasoning is weak. That japan quake will cause this? Like he is the only one to factor this in? But I agree we are in for economic crisis worse than weve ever seen
His reasoning is that the earthquake is slowing down high-tech manufacturing, and that the negative reports in the coming months MIGHT send stockholders into a panic and will depress the world economy. His reasoning hinges on how people are going to react to the QE reports. He might be right about a mass exodus of capital if the global economic growth does, in fact, see another recession. Gold will definitely see a bump, possibly a huge short-term bubble.

What is the most convincing thing is that this GDP slump is going to happen because of the component shortage from Japan, but also this will intersect with economy-crushing price of oil. We already went through this. A few more dollars higher and we will be reliving it again.

Definitely something to keep in mind, although I don't think it will be quite as bad as he does.
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