Economic Collapse: There is nothing you can do

[Struwwelpeter]

There is no time left to prepare for economic collapse. Soon you will have no electricity, and even if you manage to generate your own electricity using solar panels it will be useless since the internet and cable television will not be available and you'll be too buy trying to hide from escaped convicts who, even if they are not looking to rape your ass will most definitely fucking kill you. Your opinions are about to be rendered totally useless and soon you will not be able to communicate with anyone who is farther than 100 meters away from you. And that's the way it should be, because you fuckers are retarded.

[Ekstaz]

[DECI4]

I've been stockpiling weapons, canned goods and water for a few months now. My training as a chef served me well as I've been butchering and preserving meat, enough to last me a year or more. Now I just wait for the coming news that the shit is going down. If I see anyone, I mean anyone I'm going to blow their fucking heads off and ask questions later. Now that I think about it, I don't see why I couldn't butcher and preserve the meat of my victims as well....

[Snoopy]

Yeah you see the thing is that firearms will be useless after the economic collapse. No matter how big your stockpile of ammo is, you won't be able to carry it with you. And sitting in the same place equals suicide no matter how deep you've dug yourself in.

Your best bet is to GTFO of America asap. Other parts of the world won't take the economic collapse quite as harshly as the ol' USA. In fact, some places might actual prosper greatly from it in the long run.

[fck]

There really is nothing we can do. We are screwed. The new world order is upon us and humanity cannot act fast enough. It sucks but because we really have no great system of checks and blanaces on our govt they can basically do what they want

[fck]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

Yeah you see the thing is that firearms will be useless after the economic collapse. No matter how big your stockpile of ammo is, you won't be able to carry it with you. And sitting in the same place equals suicide no matter how deep you've dug yourself in.

Your best bet is to GTFO of America asap. Other parts of the world won't take the economic collapse quite as harshly as the ol' USA. In fact, some places might actual prosper greatly from it in the long run.

I agree or move about 50 - 100miles away from the nearest town, thats basically like movin out of the country. Sitting in the same place definitly equals suicide! lol Stock up on food and other non perishable items while there still available!

[Snoopy]

Actually, there is something you can do. Mass riots. I mean, above revolution. Hundreds of millions of people rioting and swarming on anything that is in any way related to banking, investment, government, killing anyone they run into. Literally ripping them apart limb by limp and gorging on their flesh.

[Struwwelpeter]

Originally Posted by Ekstaz

Broken? You're broke? Yeah I knew you were broke you dumbass bitch this is economic collapse. You're finished. Go back to the dirt from which God synthesized you you repugnant ass bitch.

[DECI4]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

Yeah you see the thing is that firearms will be useless after the economic collapse. No matter how big your stockpile of ammo is, you won't be able to carry it with you. And sitting in the same place equals suicide no matter how deep you've dug yourself in.

Your best bet is to GTFO of America asap. Other parts of the world won't take the economic collapse quite as harshly as the ol' USA. In fact, some places might actual prosper greatly from it in the long run.

I've taken all that into account and planned accordingly. I've already moved out of the city, I have 3 large gasoline powered generators, and easily defendable plot of land with a makeshit last stand bunker. I figure it will be only a matter of time, perhaps 1 mabye two years before we are conlonized and civilized by some other nation, hungry for our resources, probably China. They will take control and bring civilization back to or once great nation. All I have to do is survive and with a weapons cache like mine I don't think I would have to leave too many bullet ridden corpses scattered around my home before others like them would run off in search of easier prey. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go sit on my front porch, polish my rifle and wait for the radio to finally fall silent.

[Struwwelpeter]

I have a knife and a piece of flint.

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by LouisCypher

I've taken all that into account and planned accordingly. I've already moved out of the city, I have 3 large gasoline powered generators, and easily defendable plot of land with a makeshit last stand bunker. I figure it will be only a matter of time, perhaps 1 mabye two years before we are conlonized and civilized by some other nation, hungry for our resources, probably China. They will take control and bring civilization back to or once great nation. All I have to do is survive and with a weapons cache like mine I don't think I would have to leave too many bullet ridden corpses scattered around my home before others like them would run off in search of easier prey. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go sit on my front porch, polish my rifle and wait for the radio to finally fall silent.

Yeah, much good your bunker will do when a thousand or more desperate crazy people swarm it. How many will you kill? Seven? Eight? Twelve? Fifty?

[Zok Jr.]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

Yeah, much good your bunker will do when a thousand or more desperate crazy people swarm it. How many will you kill? Seven? Eight? Twelve? Fifty?

get some of these



you can kill 10-20 people at a time if they are grouped up attacking you, if they are coming one at a time then a gun will work just fine

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by diarrhea hands

get some of these



you can kill 10-20 people at a time if they are grouped up attacking you, if they are coming one at a time then a gun will work just fine

No you can't. If you think you can kill 20 people with one hand grenade out in the open you're retarded. The problem with hand grenades is that they're quite unpredictable for one and they can very easily be used against you. There is nothing more dangerous than a man in panic who is operating a hand grenade. Go back to boot camp.

[Zok Jr.]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

No you can't. If you think you can kill 20 people with one hand grenade out in the open you're retarded. The problem with hand grenades is that they're quite unpredictable for one and they can very easily be used against you. There is nothing more dangerous than a man in panic who is operating a hand grenade. Go back to boot camp.

:youmad:

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by diarrhea hands

:youmad:

Sure I guess but you're an idiot.

[Zok Jr.]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

Sure I guess but you're an idiot.

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by diarrhea hands

After the economic collapse your days will consists of getting raped by niggers, and putting chunks of your family in the deep frier for the niggers to eat.

[Zok Jr.]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

After the economic collapse your days will consists of getting raped by niggers, and putting chunks of your family in the deep frier for the niggers to eat.

the economic collapse is not yours to talk about, and even if it was it doesnt have the same effect


now stop being so mad, theres gotta be something you can be happy about

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by diarrhea hands

the economic collapse is not yours to talk about, and even if it was it doesnt have the same effect

:youmad:

hey kid, have you ever actually used a hand grenade?

[Zok Jr.]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

:youmad:

hey kid, have you ever actually used a hand grenade?

hey kid, have you ever used a vagina?

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by diarrhea hands

hey kid, have you ever used a vagina?

lol how defensive you get when someone catches you talking shit on the Internet about something you know nothing about. No amount of :youmad: or "i wuz trollin" is going to save your face.

Now go back to playing call of duty you lil' fag.

[Zok Jr.]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

lol how defensive you get when someone catches you talking shit on the Internet about something you know nothing about. No amount of :youmad: or "i wuz trollin" is going to save your face.

Now go back to playing call of duty you lil' fag.

Seems like :youmad:


Also i never really played cod

[Rust]

Moving to PEOO.

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by diarrhea hands

Seems like :youmad:


Also i never really played cod

Seems like you never even held a hand grenade in your hand before. So why you talking shit about them on the Internet? You want to sound cool? Like one of them cool people? Yank the pin out with your teeth? Recite passages from the bible before you throw it? Kill 20 people? Save America from the terrorists?

[Zok Jr.]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

Seems like you never even held a hand grenade in your hand before. So why you talking shit about them on the Internet? You want to sound cool? Like one of them cool people? Yank the pin out with your teeth? Recite passages from the bible before you throw it? Kill 20 people? Save America from the terrorists?

i swear you must be like the maddest person on the internet, props brah

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by diarrhea hands

i swear you must be like the maddest person on the internet, props brah

last line of defense huh?

[Zok Jr.]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

last line of defense huh?

defense against what??

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by diarrhea hands

defense against what??

herp derp

[Zok Jr.]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

herp derp

herp derp?

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by diarrhea hands

herp derp?

Were you sitting there the entire time waiting for me to reply?

[Zok Jr.]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

Were you sitting there the entire time waiting for me to reply?

of course i was i still am, im also sitting outside your house in poland or w/e you live fapping

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by diarrhea hands

of course i was i still am, im also sitting outside your house in poland or w/e you live fapping

Poland is a disgusting pig hole full of failures. Hitler should have killed all of those pussies. They don't deserve to be called "slavs". Fuck I hate Poland.

[Zok Jr.]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

Poland is a disgusting pig hole full of failures. Hitler should have killed all of those pussies. They don't deserve to be called "slavs". Fuck I hate Poland.

then apparently im outside the wrong house

[Vizier]

I hope this happens quick cuz I'm starting to hate my job.

[Trousersnake]

LOL @ original post....like people in these fantasy times would be using any electricity they have to watch television and browse the internet.

You can buy camp stoves for like $15 and 4 butane canisters for $10...I know that's like 2 hours of minimum wage work in America but here it's only 1/2 an hours worth.

There was a power outage here for an hour the other week, people tend to talk to one another rather than go mental.

If this bullshit were to happen, people would resort to essentials rather than luxuries.

The thing I don't get about JFLC threads is why the picture of gun toters killing everyone is painted every time. If it were to hapopen and you had firearms wouldn't you enslave people rather than kill them - What good is a dead person? You might eat them, but that ain't going to last forever now is it?

The 'responsible' gun owners would also hunt out the whack jobs I'd imagine. Anyone that thinks it will be you against everyone else is fucking retarded. Get some friends JFLC, holding onto and keeping in this character must be making you a social outcast in real life even more, amirite?

[Full Frontal]

Pictured: Average Paladin Press reader after the global economic collapse