How do you guyz spice up your zoklet viewing experiences???

[cowtipper]

I have already tried visting multiple threads in each section, trying to make friends, using a variety of drugz over the years, pissing people off, being a demi troll, trying to stay as respectfull as possible, but now this place just seems fucking boring. This is something i never thought i would say, ever!!!

So, what do you guyz do that makes this place more entertaining???

Shit it must be all the puffs from my e-cig that I have taken... ahhhh!!!!!

[Flex Rigid]

I light a few candles and prepare myself a nice meal, maybe burn some incense.

[Slapshot]

By ignoring those boring UK fags. They're just so fucking bland, unoffensive, and effeminate... especially that sally1711 homo.

[Sir Cornwell]

I use the New Posts Button.

I drink.

I don't bathe.

I stink.

[Bale]

I like to lather myself in cocoa butter and listen to Dokken on high volume.

Then I wait.

[Benjamin Linus]

I like to find a nice spot in the park, or rolling meadow. Put out a nice blanket under a beautiful ancient oak or maple tree. Lay out my picnic basket full of jellys and jams and assorted breads, crackers, and finger sandwiches. I typically lay on my stomach and read the posts, maybe reply to a few as I giggle quietly. Tis heavenly.

[violentnight]

Pretend it isn't boring.

[Zanick]

I wake up.
I log on.
I post.
I masturbate.
I post.
I go to sleep.
I post.
I post.
I post.
I post.
I post.
I post.
I post.
I post.
I wake up.

[Nachismo]

Usually when it gets boring, I just take a break.

Other then that, keep an eye on my thoughts for interesting things to post about or I'll compare ideas and threads here with what different groups of friends or people I come across in real life have to say.

Not very spicy, but it keeps things interesting for me.

[THIS IS IMPORTANT GODDAMNIT]

Ramble tamble is a good song regardless of the artist

[Former_Member]

I take viagra and browse "it's a conspiracy!" whilst masturbating furiously.

[Sir Cornwell]

I like to chop fresh jalapenos then sit right down and fondle my joystick.

It's sick.

[Dionysus]

I rant about bullshit in the bullshit sections, then after I hit the post reply button I realize it is still just as boring and all I am doing is validating this stupid fucking website by coming back.

[Sir Cornwell]

I do what other honest folks do here: I admit to myself that this place is wack, Jack.

[Rolf]

Rolf wears naught but the boots and bush hat of Rolf, while masturbating mercilessly into the standard-issue socks of Rolf, said action is quite merciless, said Rolf will soon be circumcised due to said mercilessness, states Rolf, who also eats raw fish and watches reruns of The Cosby Show while relaxingly browsing said zoklet forumcommunitysite, concludes Rolf.

[Sir Cornwell]

The conclusion of the Rolf is of a naturalmente, wilde.

[Mor3BL7]

i like liserds.

[Sir Cornwell]

I lick liserds!

[Ian Huntley]

i only post on here is while my dog is busy licking my areshole out

[felonious_monk]

Originally Posted by Rolf

Rolf wears naught but the boots and bush hat of Rolf, while masturbating mercilessly into the standard-issue socks of Rolf, said action is quite merciless, said Rolf will soon be circumcised due to said mercilessness, states Rolf, who also eats raw fish and watches reruns of The Cosby Show while relaxingly browsing said zoklet forumcommunitysite, concludes Rolf.

i read rolfs posts if i get bored

all othr times i just get rly high and post threads that will cause people to react. the reaction i go for is just depending on my mood

[Twin Gats]

Originally Posted by cowtipper

I have already tried visting multiple threads in each section, trying to make friends, using a variety of drugz over the years, pissing people off, being a demi troll, trying to stay as respectfull as possible, but now this place just seems fucking boring. This is something i never thought i would say, ever!!!

So, what do you guyz do that makes this place more entertaining???

Shit it must be all the puffs from my e-cig that I have taken... ahhhh!!!!!

Trying to make friends is the problem. Try shitting in every thread you post in, like me. Pretty soon you'll have your own posse of followers to fuck shit up with.

Oh and try to have a unique trait that sets you apart from everyone else. I always support meth use, and use the word "d bag" in my posts. I also end most posts with a . Try it out, d bag

[Benjamin Linus]

Originally Posted by Ryan1711

I take viagra and browse gay porn whilst masturbating furiously.

Fixt

[Former_Member]

do you now?

well, each to their own ey?

[Fuck the FBI]

Originally Posted by Bale

I like to lather myself in cocoa butter and listen to Dokken on high volume.

Then I wait.

Omg me too
<3 dokken

[Helladamnleet]

I post on http://spookyjew.org simultaneousness

[cowtipper]

Fuck trying to read into how many posts changed have changed inside the individual subscirption boxes sates this fine broad busted woman whispering insults to me through my ear!!! apparently they were about her brother man! really; she put up with so much, her gf is giving her a massage, which is why I mentioned her breasts, because they are popping out..." Hey, can you please position the pillow better, I state to her friend... She just smiled, and a glimmer passed over fragile face, she actually seemed relaxed!!!!

Someone just came out of my basement, apparent he had fun with all the trip toys, "how many mics did you have I asked him", idk it was wierd all the voices in his head, hahha but that dude is always weird...

I just heard a loud scream that made my head blow off in sheer agony, every1 went queit, i felt trepidation in the air... I thought to myself, I don't want to go down there again, woosh some time passsed and they laughed...

must of been that meth d-bag!!!

[iMagiNation]

Meth.

[cowtipper]

D___________bag.............B>>R>>FF------

[Bale]

I lie.

[cowtipper]

Wow, way to join the masses...


this is more my style!!!

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[TheSexyBeast821]

I rescind my post.

[cowtipper]

Sexy beast not only has a pussy, she is 1 to!!!!


Why, it was a good post, and then this bullshit!!!

[TheSexyBeast821]

Originally Posted by cowtipper

Sexy beast not only has a pussy, she is 1 to!!!!


Why, it was a good post, and then this bullshit!!!

[cowtipper]

Are there any girls in here??? Wanna post nudes without your face??? NO SIGN@!!! I mean you can post a picture of your friend???

[sepht]

video games on one moniter and zoklet on the other moniter :v

[cowtipper]

Originally Posted by sepht

video games on one moniter and zoklet on the other moniter :v

can we see your setup in the show your set up thread??? plz..

have you played demi-god

[sepht]

Originally Posted by cowtipper

can we see your setup in the show your set up thread??? plz..

have you played demi-god

sure after i clean up my room a bit

havent played demi god

i mostly play WoW CS:S and Civilization

[cowtipper]

what do you do now

[Sir Cornwell]

I has a cow.

[cowtipper]

anonymous 1 fuck fuck i hate typing mous it reminds me of her how long will it take me to get over it cause it's just burning a flame in my heart at the moment and i need to talk to a pretty women and get a hug to mend my broken heart