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04-28-2011, 01:10 AM
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Archduke
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Balls
Cuz he knows the rules... and so do I
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04-28-2011, 01:53 AM
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Baron
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Re: Rick Astley will never be banned.
-1/10
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04-28-2011, 03:24 AM
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Grander Duke
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Location: Wires loves free abortions
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Re: Rick Astley will never be banned.
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Originally Posted by ReigN
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Fixed
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04-28-2011, 04:04 AM
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Archduke
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If your father was a turkey and your mother was a grasshopper...
What the fuck are you doing on the internet?
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04-28-2011, 05:20 AM
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Archduke
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The virgin Mary has seen more action than this place...
So suck on my nuts. Oh yeah....
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04-28-2011, 10:50 AM
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Marquis
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Join Date: Apr 2010
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Re: Rick Astley will never be banned.
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Originally Posted by ZappaFan
Shut up and play your guitar
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Take your own advice kid.
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04-28-2011, 10:04 PM
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Archduke
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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A pirates idea of booty is a treasure chest...
What a bunch of fags. And what the fuck is holding that parrot back? Couldn't he just fly away? Is he a fag too? Do pirates seduce a bird with the treasure? Pirate birds don't like gold booty. They like crackers. Is that why pirate parrots hang around priates and pirate ships all the time? Do they honestly beleive one of those peg leg homos carry around saltines? So many questions about pirates that remain to be unanswered.
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04-28-2011, 10:41 PM
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Archduke
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Ok, everyone draw straws
The person who gets the shortest straw gets banned.
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04-28-2011, 10:43 PM
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Marquis
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Re: Ok, everyone draw straws
ZappaFan needs to stop making threads.
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04-28-2011, 10:49 PM
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Archduke
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Re: Ok, everyone draw straws
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Originally Posted by Dr Z Tream
ZappaFan needs to stop making threads. He makes me look bad
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04-28-2011, 11:42 PM
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Banned
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Re: A pirates idea of booty is a treasure chest...
birds that are pets usually cant fly. they have their wings clipped. once my friend tried to make his big ass cockatoo fly even though it had its wings clipped. yeah. it fell. like a stone.
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04-29-2011, 01:33 AM
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Archduke
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What was the last sandwich type you had and what advice did it give you?
Mine was a PB and J. The advice it gave me was "Dude Im a fucking sandwich. Lay off the drugs. Ever since you've been hanging out with my worthless cusion turkey sandwich you have really made some poor decisions." Then I went "Um nom nom nom nom"
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04-29-2011, 01:41 AM
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Archduke
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I love you guys...
Pull down your pants
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04-29-2011, 01:44 AM
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Archduke
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Re: What was the last sandwich type you had and what advice did it give you?
i had a roast beef and swiss on whole grain sourdough and it said "never kiss a prostitute"
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04-29-2011, 01:55 AM
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Archduke
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Re: What was the last sandwich type you had and what advice did it give you?
Chicken and lettuce on white. Do you know what, I don't think I even took anything from the experience 
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Some BLOOD!"
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04-29-2011, 02:33 AM
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welcome to the machine
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Re: I love you guys...
i was about to say something nice until i read your thread
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04-29-2011, 02:44 AM
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Archduke
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Re: I love you guys...
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Originally Posted by ObscuredByClouds
i was about to say something nice until i read your thread
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are you EVER gonna make that damn video?
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04-29-2011, 02:46 AM
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welcome to the machine
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Re: I love you guys...
Yea i suppose i'll quickly do it later tonight, if i dont forget again when i get home
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04-29-2011, 04:55 AM
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Archduke
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Why do your parents beat you?
Is it because you had lulz on an anti-lulz subject? Is it because you sexed your half sister? Is it because you eat all the food in the fridge?
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04-29-2011, 05:07 AM
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Knight
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Re: Why do your parents beat you?
I had the lulz. That and me and my bro/sis wrestled 24/7. Got too rowdy.
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04-29-2011, 05:08 AM
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Banned
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Re: Why do your parents beat you?
because i grossed 655K last year, and my dad is on welfare.
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04-29-2011, 05:11 AM
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Baron
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Re: Why do your parents beat you?
my dad use to take his day out on me when i was a toddler.
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04-29-2011, 06:39 AM
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Archduke
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If you want to make a retarded child cry...
then step on a butterfly
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04-29-2011, 06:43 AM
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Archduke
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If a paralyzed man in a wheelchair played musical chairs
That dude would be unstoppable.
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04-29-2011, 09:08 PM
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Archduke
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I wonder how those royal people that got married will have sex on their honeymoon?
However they do it, it will be polite and proper
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04-29-2011, 09:11 PM
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Duke
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Re: I wonder how those royal people that got married will have sex on their honeymoon
William: I say madam, would you mind a smashing game of sex?
Kate: Well, I never!
William: Guards!!! Prepare the royal rape room!!
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04-29-2011, 10:08 PM
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Baron
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Join Date: Feb 2009
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Re: I wonder how those royal people that got married will have sex on their honeymoon
In the butt.
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04-29-2011, 11:29 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Re: I wonder how those royal people that got married will have sex on their honeymoon
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Originally Posted by joecool
In the butt.
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That William is a royal pain in the ass.
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04-30-2011, 04:18 AM
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Archduke
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I don't mean to sound like a big shot, but I think I have the best eyesight...
Yeah, I can see much better than anyone else. You know how some people can read the bottom line on an eye chart from 10 feet away? Well, that aint shit. I can see the sun... and that fucker is 93 million miles away! I'll call the Guiness Book of World Records right now...
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04-30-2011, 05:03 AM
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Archduke
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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I love being like Sam Fisher in Spinter Cell...
I stole your cheeseburger and you didn't even notice
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04-30-2011, 05:07 AM
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Archduke
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I want so meet someone that was born between June 21 and July 22
That way I could beat up Cancer and everyone will love me
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04-30-2011, 08:12 AM
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Banned
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Re: I want so meet someone that was born between June 21 and July 22
get. broken.
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04-30-2011, 08:27 AM
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Archduke
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Re: I want so meet someone that was born between June 21 and July 22
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Originally Posted by TrustedDr.Watson
get. broken.
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Perhaps I will consider this if you got some crazy glue on you.
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04-30-2011, 08:47 AM
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Archduke
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Re: I want so meet someone that was born between June 21 and July 22
TrustedDr.Watson is a cancer
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04-30-2011, 12:25 PM
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Moderator
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Re: I love being like Sam Fisher in Spinter Cell...
Garrett states that Sam Fisher is a pussy, for Garrett stole everybody's cheeseburgers and everybody failed to notice, proclaims Rolf.
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04-30-2011, 12:32 PM
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Grander Duke
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Re: I love being like Sam Fisher in Spinter Cell...
There is something fischer about this thread.
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04-30-2011, 01:58 PM
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Baron
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Re: I love being like Sam Fisher in Spinter Cell...
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Originally Posted by Sir Cornwell
There is something fischer about this thread.
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yeah, someone must have hacked zappafans account,
because this is the first thread he has ever made that I've chuckled at.
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04-30-2011, 02:03 PM
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Grander Duke
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Re: I love being like Sam Fisher in Spinter Cell...
Maybe he's too Zappa. Frank hated the drugz.
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05-01-2011, 04:11 AM
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Archduke
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Im jealous of people who have Aspergers
Shit dude, thats two of the best things in the world
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05-01-2011, 04:32 AM
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Grander Duke
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Re: Im jealous of people who have Aspergers
Wha'? Ass and burgers?
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