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05-01-2011, 07:52 AM
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Archduke
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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I want a time machine so I can take Snoop Dog to the year 1776
Snoop be like 'whats with all your wigs bitches?' He would than say 'Nigga what the fuck is a pantaloon? Take that shit off bitch.' Then he would use the declaration of independance as rolling paper. Ben Franklin got fucked up. He was gettin down like it was 1799. Years later the stock market crashed. Everyone was crushed to death.
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05-01-2011, 08:15 AM
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Archduke
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Join Date: May 2010
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Re: I want a time machine so I can take Snoop Dog to the year 1776
first!
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05-01-2011, 08:24 AM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Join Date: Jan 2009
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Re: I want a time machine so I can take Snoop Dog to the year 1776
lulz. Crushed to death? Well that's a tad morbid.
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05-01-2011, 07:29 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Join Date: Jan 2010
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Re: I want a time machine so I can take Snoop Dog to the year 1776
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My Gran said to me, "Young men of today just aren't as polite and charming as they were when I was young." I had to explain, "That’s because they aren’t trying to fuck you now." - Francis Martin Patrick Boyle
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05-01-2011, 07:31 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Join Date: Jan 2010
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Re: Im jealous of people who have Aspergers
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My Gran said to me, "Young men of today just aren't as polite and charming as they were when I was young." I had to explain, "That’s because they aren’t trying to fuck you now." - Francis Martin Patrick Boyle
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05-01-2011, 07:31 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Join Date: Jan 2010
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Re: I love being like Sam Fisher in Spinter Cell...
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My Gran said to me, "Young men of today just aren't as polite and charming as they were when I was young." I had to explain, "That’s because they aren’t trying to fuck you now." - Francis Martin Patrick Boyle
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05-01-2011, 07:32 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Join Date: Jan 2010
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Re: I want so meet someone that was born between June 21 and July 22
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My Gran said to me, "Young men of today just aren't as polite and charming as they were when I was young." I had to explain, "That’s because they aren’t trying to fuck you now." - Francis Martin Patrick Boyle
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05-01-2011, 07:32 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Join Date: Jan 2010
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Re: I don't mean to sound like a big shot, but I think I have the best eyesight...
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My Gran said to me, "Young men of today just aren't as polite and charming as they were when I was young." I had to explain, "That’s because they aren’t trying to fuck you now." - Francis Martin Patrick Boyle
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05-01-2011, 07:33 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Join Date: Jan 2010
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Re: I wonder how those royal people that got married will have sex on their honeymoon
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My Gran said to me, "Young men of today just aren't as polite and charming as they were when I was young." I had to explain, "That’s because they aren’t trying to fuck you now." - Francis Martin Patrick Boyle
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05-01-2011, 07:34 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Join Date: Jan 2010
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Re: If a paralyzed man in a wheelchair played musical chairs
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My Gran said to me, "Young men of today just aren't as polite and charming as they were when I was young." I had to explain, "That’s because they aren’t trying to fuck you now." - Francis Martin Patrick Boyle
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05-01-2011, 07:34 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Join Date: Jan 2010
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Re: If you want to make a retarded child cry...
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My Gran said to me, "Young men of today just aren't as polite and charming as they were when I was young." I had to explain, "That’s because they aren’t trying to fuck you now." - Francis Martin Patrick Boyle
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05-01-2011, 07:35 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Join Date: Jan 2010
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Re: Why do your parents beat you?
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My Gran said to me, "Young men of today just aren't as polite and charming as they were when I was young." I had to explain, "That’s because they aren’t trying to fuck you now." - Francis Martin Patrick Boyle
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05-01-2011, 07:36 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Join Date: Jan 2010
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Re: I love you guys...
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My Gran said to me, "Young men of today just aren't as polite and charming as they were when I was young." I had to explain, "That’s because they aren’t trying to fuck you now." - Francis Martin Patrick Boyle
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05-01-2011, 07:36 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Join Date: Jan 2010
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Re: What was the last sandwich type you had and what advice did it give you?
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My Gran said to me, "Young men of today just aren't as polite and charming as they were when I was young." I had to explain, "That’s because they aren’t trying to fuck you now." - Francis Martin Patrick Boyle
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05-01-2011, 07:37 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Join Date: Jan 2010
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Re: A pirates idea of booty is a treasure chest...
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My Gran said to me, "Young men of today just aren't as polite and charming as they were when I was young." I had to explain, "That’s because they aren’t trying to fuck you now." - Francis Martin Patrick Boyle
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05-01-2011, 07:37 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Join Date: Jan 2010
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Re: Ok, everyone draw straws
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My Gran said to me, "Young men of today just aren't as polite and charming as they were when I was young." I had to explain, "That’s because they aren’t trying to fuck you now." - Francis Martin Patrick Boyle
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05-01-2011, 07:38 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Join Date: Jan 2010
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Re: Rick Astley will never be banned.
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My Gran said to me, "Young men of today just aren't as polite and charming as they were when I was young." I had to explain, "That’s because they aren’t trying to fuck you now." - Francis Martin Patrick Boyle
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05-01-2011, 07:39 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Join Date: Jan 2010
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Re: The virgin Mary has seen more action than this place...
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My Gran said to me, "Young men of today just aren't as polite and charming as they were when I was young." I had to explain, "That’s because they aren’t trying to fuck you now." - Francis Martin Patrick Boyle
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05-01-2011, 07:39 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Join Date: Jan 2010
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Re: If your father was a turkey and your mother was a grasshopper...
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My Gran said to me, "Young men of today just aren't as polite and charming as they were when I was young." I had to explain, "That’s because they aren’t trying to fuck you now." - Francis Martin Patrick Boyle
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05-01-2011, 09:00 PM
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Archduke
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: In a Guitar Center
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People are celebrating my mediocrity
No need to mention names... its quite obvious. It's the same guy that keeps sending me those hot n steamy text messages. I told him to stop, and now he's been makin threads and polls about me. Today, he responded in all my threads with an image mentioning me. This is freaky... some people won't take no for an answer I guess.
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05-01-2011, 10:04 PM
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Archduke
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Re: People are celebrating my mediocrity
This thread. My god. Its amazing
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05-01-2011, 11:10 PM
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Archduke
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Re: Balls
What does a black baby go for on the black market?
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05-16-2011, 04:20 PM
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Baron
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Join Date: Jun 2009
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Re: I love you guys...
Quote:
Originally Posted by ZappaFan
Pull down your pants
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you're just going to have to come over and do that yourself you big 'thilly goose!
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02-17-2013, 12:05 AM
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Archduke
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Re: Balls
Amazing shit goin down in this thread
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02-17-2013, 07:08 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Join Date: Jan 2010
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Re: Balls
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My Gran said to me, "Young men of today just aren't as polite and charming as they were when I was young." I had to explain, "That’s because they aren’t trying to fuck you now." - Francis Martin Patrick Boyle
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