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Old 05-01-2011, 10:15 PM
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Frown What's the best way to get prescribed hydrocodone?

I need some sort of pain medication, because OTC stuff isn't cutting it. However, doctors are reluctant to prescribe even Tramadol to a young male if there is no clear evidence of injury. I feel I have to try, though, because my back is making me miserable. Tylenol and physical therapy have barely made it even tolerable.

So what's the best way to get a prescription? Telling the truth about my condition ("back hurts, don't know why") doesn't seem to be a good idea. I've been thinking of several possible approaches:

  • I was in a car accident a while ago. It has been documented. I could say I hurt my back in the accident.
  • I could say I have painful Irritable Bowel Syndrome, which is not far from the truth. I don't know how common it is to get hydrocodone for this, though.
  • I had a seizure a while ago, and fell off a stool onto a table edge. This really did hurt the shit out of my back for a while; it might be the real reason. This too was documented, so perhaps I could use this.
  • I have moderate kyphosis (hunchback), and this is possibly related to a documented medical condition I have. It's uncommon for it to cause pain, I think, but it can.

Those are my ideas. Does one sound better than another? I'm hoping you medical folks will know. Perhaps I could use all three, because either of the latter two could legitimately be the culprit. If you have any better ideas, though, please share. (And if your comment leads to a prescription, I'll Paypal you $10. I'm desperate!)
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Old 05-01-2011, 10:26 PM
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Edit: Stop PMing me, mudfuckers.

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Old 05-01-2011, 11:52 PM
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Old 05-01-2011, 11:56 PM
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Do you want a steady prescription or a few scripts here & there? If you're ok with getting a few hydro scripts here & there, PM & I'll you what to say/do. There's a foolproof way of getting hydros but I'd rather not post it on a public forum.

For the record, hydros fucking suck.
I'd prefer a steady prescription, obviously, but even ten is better than zero.

I love hydrocodone. It's not very potent by weight, but it gives me pain relief plus tons of euphoria and energy.
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