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Old 05-05-2011, 06:28 PM
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Does anybody have any suggestions on how to properly rape a woman, I want to leave no evidence behind but if some semen does land on her, then I would probably just kill her. The world doesn't need so many woman, so I'm just trying to help it out, any suggestions are greatly appreciated.
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Old 05-05-2011, 06:34 PM
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go to a club armed with some roofies
find a chick that is by herself
drop roofie in drink
wait till it kicks in
drag her out of club
if anyone asks, she's your gf
and then commence rape
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but if some semen does land on her, then I would probably just kill her.
are you joking?you may as well continue masturbating if you wanna go all clinical during the rape
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Old 05-05-2011, 06:37 PM
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here's another one for you:

hide in a dark alley by a womens store
wait till one comes out
hit her with club and then
rape/murder



wear condoms too
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go to a club armed with some roofies
find a chick that is by herself
drop roofie in drink
wait till it kicks in
drag her out of club
if anyone asks, she's your gf
and then commence rape
Thanks, that sounds a lot easier than I thought it would be
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are you joking?you may as well continue masturbating if you wanna go all clinical during the rape
hey, I don't want to be caught and convicted of rape, I just want to have a fun time.
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Don't just rape. Punish as well. Rape and punish.
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Become a mental case like gg allin?
Reported op to police.
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Become a mental case like gg allin?
Reported op to police.
maybe I should use your website to contact women and convince them to come to my house, once there I will rape them. Certainly with this scenario, i would have to kill them though.
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Put your pee pee in her vajayjay without permission.
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maybe I should use your website to contact women and convince them to come to my house, once there I will rape them. Certainly with this scenario, i would have to kill them though.
srsly dude u gonna get your door kicked down dis aint funny mang.
Did you hear about the new york serial killer whos been using craigslist?
You gonna have a party van outside your door soon.
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Put your pee pee in her vajayjay without permission.
I think I have that part though out already
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srsly dude u gonna get your door kicked down dis aint funny mang.
Did you hear about the new york serial killer whos been using craigslist?
You gonna have a party van outside your door soon.
Cool, I'd like a party van; hopefully there are women that I can rape there...
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Old 05-05-2011, 06:55 PM
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hey, I don't want to be caught and convicted of rape, I just want to have a fun time.
in that case,

taxi is the best bet,buy one,because you can be picky with who you want to rape. also customize it,make sure the passenger can open it from the outside but not from the inside

smash her head in,get her unconscious,take her to your dungeon,clean her up.and now you have all the time in the world to do what you want with her.

and then follow the body disposal thread
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in that case,

taxi is the best bet,buy one,because you can be picky with who you want to rape. also customize it,make sure the passenger can open it from the outside but not from the inside

smash her head in,get her unconscious,take her to your dungeon,clean her up.and now you have all the time in the world to do what you want with her.

and then follow the body disposal thread
I didn't want to put up such a big investment though. But thanks for the idea.
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Old 05-05-2011, 06:59 PM
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I didn't want to put up such a big investment though. But thanks for the idea.
hire a prostitute to do an outcall to a rented house of yours which is in a false name.little investment.bash her brains in,take her to your real house to do the dastardly deeds

EDIT:an spfx mask would work wonders in this situation
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hire a prostitute to do an outcall to a rented house of yours which is in a false name.little investment.bash her brains in,take her to your real house to do the dastardly deeds

EDIT:an spfx mask would work wonders in this situation
I was actually thinking about buying an spfx mask so I could do some other bad stuff with it, thanks!
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Become a mental case like gg allin?
Reported op to police.
What police? Seriously, I'd like to do the same.
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although the rape would be alot more ""fun"" if the woman wasnt as promiscuous as the whore.

so maybe advertising a flat to rent,all in false names,and wait for a hot chick that is alone to come and view the place,then only do you bash her brains,pop her in a suitcase, and take her to your dungeon

all whilst wearing your old man spfx mask
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Cool, I'd like a party van; hopefully there are women that I can rape there...
lol
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Old 05-05-2011, 07:13 PM
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im masturbating right now just thinking about this
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Old 05-05-2011, 07:19 PM
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thats better,i feel human again
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Approach the situation just like you would as an amateur rapist. Just clean up better.

Select target, stalk target, take target, incapacitate target, transport target, rape target, kill target. Then it becomes a matter of flaying her flesh from her legs and lower body which may have come into contact with you, and completely removing the fleshy and muscular areas of the pubic region with a filet knife. These can be burned and disposed of separately from the rest of the body since the areas you'll be removing don't actually consist of bone, just the tissue surrounding and extending from the pelvic bones/femurs.
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don't do it! it ruins lives and it's illegal!.
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If I ever saw a woman being raped the man would be shot in the temple with my. 40
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Does anybody have any suggestions on how to properly rape a woman, I want to leave no evidence behind but if some semen does land on her, then I would probably just kill her. The world doesn't need so many woman, so I'm just trying to help it out, any suggestions are greatly appreciated.
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Don't do it OP. There's bad ideas, then there's baaaad ideas.
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Just be truthful with the women you wish to rape. Share your feelings with her and tell her how you want to force sex upon her body. Women love honesty so just open up. Tell her your preferences as well, such as...
1) How much would you like her to struggle?
2) Would you enjoy her calling the police and having a time limit?
3) Is screaming "help" or "rape" something you would enjoy?
You'll get the hang of it after about 5 or 6 failures/sentences. Prison is also great practice for observing (and something being a part of ) rape techniques and learning new ways to rape even men!
Good luck friend and always remember, "You can't commit a rape without some strong duct tape"
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go to a club armed with some roofies
find a chick that is by herself
drop roofie in drink
wait till it kicks in
drag her out of club
if anyone asks, she's your gf
and then commence rape
Why bother going "armed with some roofies" when most women can't handle their alcohol very well to begin with and are stupid enough to get themselves blind drunk. Date rape is mainly myth, they've found in various studies that no other drug than alcohol was found.


Your best bet is raping her with a chainsaw up the cunt.
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If I ever saw a woman being raped the man would be shot in the temple with my. 40
Depends what you think being "raped" is. Like everything to do with a woman, it is always her fault, 100% of the time. There's nothing wrong with rape, and guess what? She wouldn't reward you with sex for saving her, just so you know. They're frigid like that. Women actually love to be raped.
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LMFAO this thread exists and the FBI arrest a guy over coupon. FBI FTW!!
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I want to rape trees lol, their so hot I want to cum in them.
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LMFAO this thread exists and the FBI arrest a guy over coupon. FBI FTW!!
Thats not to say OP's IP got handed over as well for the feds to do a little investigation as well.
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I'm sure it was but knowing this place no one takes shit seriously. Another troll just like me bored and causing a tantrum. The coupon guy actually did his crimes unlike the rest of us lmao. I hope they rape this faggot though, anyone who contemplate the rape of a woman or man even is to be fucking destroyed. That whole "leave morals aside" is BS! Only uncivilized motherfuckers would want to do this. Even in jail rapists and pedos are assaulted by fellow inmates. That's right, people in there too abuse you for doing it, that's saying something.
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keep her as your sex slave in your closet or bassment have chained up and feed her dog food then u don't have to worry about evindce
step one have a large soupcase
step two knock her out
step three put her in the soupcase
tips find a dark alley and when u see her knock her out
or just buy a slave

a lot of people go missing no ono realy give a shit
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Phase 1: Ruffie drink
Phase 2: ???????
Phase 3: PROFIT!!!!!
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I just want to have a fun time.zDoes anybody have any suggestions on how to properly rape a woman, I want to leave no evidence behind but if some semen does land on her, then I would probably just kill her.
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maybe I should use your website to contact women and convince them to come to my house, once there I will rape them. Certainly with this scenario, i would have to kill them though.
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I think I have that part though out already
You must be willing to kill, and yet remain indifferent towards the notion, should it become necessary, for otherwise you will never be able to realize your ultimate potential. You shouldn't have to think any of this through, it should come naturally to you than anything else you've done; it should all be part of some fantasy that you've turned over and over in your head for a very long time. You need to go to sleep every night, fully erect, only to have frustrating wet dreams about each and every sadomasochistic act which you can think of to inflict upon a woman. Take pride in your work each time you finish with a victim, or each time you finish thinking about what you would do to one, because either way you have created a masterpiece. To experience life to the fullest you absolutely must engage in the sexual exploitation of women in a violent and degrading manner, which ultimately serves little purpose other than for your personal satisfaction, as well as the serious prospect of humiliating her for the sake of sheer psychological destruction. You are what you are doing, and so you cannot merely rape, you have to be a rapist. This is the mark of a true artist.
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Go to prison. There you'll learn all about rape.
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First, choose your mark
Second, go up from behind
Third, Chloroform her and drag her into an alley
Fourth, place her, ass up, on a dumpster
Fifth, Pull down her pants
Sixth, fuck her in the ass (practice safe sex and use a condom! Remember, when it comes DNA evidence, better safe than sorry!)
Seventh, Jizz inside her (inside your condom of course), ass your dick;ll become thicker and rip her ass a little.
???
Profit!
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