horrible cheap vodka

[ShutMeUp]

it belongs to my mother and it's all i have

god speed my drunkeness

[CK-]

I can appreciate this vile substance. It tastes only slightly better than lighter fluid.

[Toothlessjoe]

Share it you miserable fat cow.

[Vampyro]

Leave and never come back.

[ShutMeUp]

fuck you, it's mine

if you were here i'd share, i'm well bored

[ShutMeUp]

Originally Posted by Vampyro

Leave and never come back.

and fuck you too, you friendless loveless pain in the arse

[CK-]

Will you share som with me, cutie?

[ShutMeUp]

sure!

you can have vampyro's share

[Toothlessjoe]

Originally Posted by ShutMeUp

fuck you, it's mine

if you were here i'd share, i'm well bored

Save some, I'll come for a weekend up north some time *shudders*. You can show me the closed down factories where your forefathers didn't work.

[ShutMeUp]

sick burn. we're physical people, unlike you fucking layabouts. what trade did you guys specialise in? we mined and traded salt and coal, and then build ships

i'll show you the place where i lost my virginity

[The Risen Ghost of Hitler]

I'll come down south some time and you can take me on a tour of an IT consultancy firm.

[Toothlessjoe]

Originally Posted by ShutMeUp

i'll show you the place where i lost my virginity

Your vagina?

[ShutMeUp]

funny. no, a rock club

[Toothlessjoe]

[The Risen Ghost of Hitler]

Damn, I guessed behind some bins.

[CK-]

Originally Posted by ShutMeUp

sure!

you can have vampyro's share

I want TJ's share too.

[ShutMeUp]

you two, fight to the death

[CK-]

Originally Posted by ShutMeUp

you two, fight to the death

If I win, I'm gona want your share too. Don't push me into a violent situation unless you want a death toll.

[ShutMeUp]

i've drank mine. you can have either my pee or vomit

[CK-]

Can I have your nappy?

[Toothlessjoe]

Take the vomit, CK. She's on the rag, and you don't want no strawberry taint.

[ShutMeUp]

i wear tampons you lunatic, and anyway we dont pee from the same place we bleed from

[CK-]

Originally Posted by Toothlessjoe

Take the vomit, CK. She's on the rag, and you don't want no strawberry taint.

I think I can decide on my own what flavor taint I'd like.

[CK-]

Originally Posted by ShutMeUp

i wear tampons you lunatic, and anyway we dont pee from the same place we bleed from

Wait. What?

[Toothlessjoe]

Originally Posted by ShutMeUp

i wear tampons you lunatic, and anyway we dont pee from the same place we bleed from

It's close enough to make it taste like a mouthful of two pence peices I';m sure.

[CK-]

Originally Posted by Toothlessjoe

It's close enough to make it taste like a mouthful of two pence peices I';m sure.

Mmmm..pensy penises.

[ShutMeUp]

you're probably right. vomit it is