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Do you think volunteering at an animal shelter would give me easy access to ketamine? I am wondering where to score some
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This is coming what, a day or two after some guy got arrested on here for making fake coupons? I don't know if that story was real or not, but if it was, I'm sorry sir, you are a fucking idiot.

I can see a thread three days from now. "Hey guys, I scored some Special K"

*Insert FBI busting down your door*

Edit: No, they probably wouldn't have any at a shelter. A vet office under lock and key is more likely.
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Old 05-13-2011, 01:11 AM
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I actually had a friend who did this, stole some ketamine, and lost his job..
But he did get the ketamine, lol.
I guess it could, but just watch yourself. I'm sure there are vets that are dicks, that would try to get you in trouble, instead of just getting you fired.
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Old 05-13-2011, 01:17 AM
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I don't a volunteer will have access to a drug only administered by a veteranarian and widely known to be recreational. Every animal shelter I've volunteered at starts you off cleaning and groundskeeping and doing deskwork for months before you're even allowed to walk the dogs for exercise, so you'd have to be extremely dedicated for months for even a chance to take a vial, which they would definitely notice and almost definitely trace back to you. Do you really think when you volunteer they just turn you loose in the supply closet your first week? Not to mention they do background checks and look in to your criminal record before letting you volunteer at ASPCA shelters.
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Old 05-13-2011, 01:20 AM
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Do you seriously honestly think that you're going to volunteer at an animal shelter and be given solitary access to recreational drugs such as ketamine . I'm not even sure if they'd have it at an animal shelter although I have heard of people owning private stables being given access to it. Even so you're a complete fucking idiot
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Default Re: Where to find ketamine?

Find a dealer. Start making connections, buy shit from him (doesnt matter what) and then just ask if he know someone that can help you out. Sometimes when they stop dealing, if you've been a good customer they'll give you the number of their supplier, or someone else who you couuld buy from. Keep a good rapport and shit, and don't act so sketchy. Eventually you'll probably find someone who knows someone..

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Do you seriously honestly think that you're going to volunteer at an animal shelter and be given solitary access to recreational drugs such as ketamine . I'm not even sure if they'd have it at an animal shelter although I have heard of people owning private stables being given access to it. Even so you're a complete fucking idiot
i should rob their bitch asses go in with a gun and be like give me the ketamine
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This is coming what, a day or two after some guy got arrested on here for making fake coupons? I don't know if that story was real or not, but if it was, I'm sorry sir, you are a fucking idiot.

I can see a thread three days from now. "Hey guys, I scored some Special K"

*Insert FBI busting down your door*

Edit: No, they probably wouldn't have any at a shelter. A vet office under lock and key is more likely.
Guess we might as well shut down this entire forum huh?
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Break your family dogs legs and then bring it too the vet .
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Guess we might as well shut down this entire forum huh?
You have some sort of learning disability don't you? Just don't post anything incriminating. i.e. " I had a dream that my friend's cat ordered some bomb nutmeg from a deli-manufacturer and he ate the whole thing and now he's perma-fried. "
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I know wyhere to get methoxetamine its supposbly like ketamine. Pm me
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Old 05-13-2011, 01:31 PM
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Short answer: no. Long answer: maybe.

I was a volunteer at the county humane society, where my aunt was a manager and veterinarian. The good stuff was locked in a cabinet that only the vets had keys to. The reason for the maybe is because when the veterinarian empties the vials, there is a good amount of residual ketamine left. Once the vial was off the inventory sheet (signed for by the vet[s] on duty), it was fair game.

Because my aunt was the manager, I had a few more freedoms than most volunteers/interns had. Still, if there was any discrepancy from the inventory log, they'd review camera footage (granted, this was a county humane society so it may have been more secure than your average small-town vet clinic).

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This is coming what, a day or two after some guy got arrested on here for making fake coupons? I don't know if that story was real or not, but if it was, I'm sorry sir, you are a fucking idiot.

I can see a thread three days from now. "Hey guys, I scored some Special K"

*Insert FBI busting down your door*

Edit: No, they probably wouldn't have any at a shelter. A vet office under lock and key is more likely.
Not quite as idiotic as the moron in The Trading Pit who is selling discount money off vouchers for thinkgeek and a few other sites
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Mxe isn't really like ketamine, it's inferior in every way. Ket is easy to find on the street, when I was at uni I knew more people who sold K than weed.
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You have some sort of learning disability don't you? Just don't post anything incriminating. i.e. " I had a dream that my friend's cat ordered some bomb nutmeg from a deli-manufacturer and he ate the whole thing and now he's perma-fried. "
Yeh because the FBI really care about some 16 year old who just bought ketamine.
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Mxe isn't really like ketamine, it's inferior in every way. Ket is easy to find on the street, when I was at uni I knew more people who sold K than weed.
Maybe in the UK. Ket is harder to come by in other areas
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Yeh because the FBI really care about some 16 year old who just bought ketamine.
You're missing the point.
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You're missing the point.
There are hundreds of threads on here discussing drug use; it's pretty obvious that people on here do drugs. I don't think anyone has anything to worry about by admitting they've done or are planning to do drugs on this forum; more serious crimes however....
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Admitting to drug use isnt a crime. Hell being on a drug isnt a crime, only possession. So I wouldnt post stashes anymore, just in case.
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My coke dealer gave me some K in exchange for a gift certificate for a stupid restaurant cuz he had a date or some shit. It just kinda fell onto my lap when I wasn't even thinking about it. Nothing like taking a piss and feeling like the toilet is a mile away. Just ask people who are familiar with "party drugs" like E coke and what not. Everyone should experience the K hole at least once in their life.
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Friend of mine raises horses and says shes on a first name basis with the vet to where she can go in there and basically say can I have some Ketamine,and they give it to her.She says she doesnt really do it though because shes not much of a druggie but she offered to...but IDK what to say? Would they actually handout that kinda shit like that?
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Ask this girl.

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I hate when people pull that out as a reason K is a dangerous drug. That dumb bitch deserved to die. Any drug will be dangerous if you snort a ten foot line of it. She must have had one hell of a k hole before she went though
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Ha that's hilarious, i thought I'd seen people do massive lines that must have been like 5-10 gs
 

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