The hidden truth about Jesus Christ

[typedthiswithmytits]

Originally Posted by Om Namah Shivaya

No no no no, see you don't get it. I don't hate government. I hate my government. I hate this government. We need to change it. And first step: fuck the federal reserve, fuck the patriot act, let us bring water bottles and toothpaste on airplanes, and fuck obama. Oh, and make psychedelics legal (pot included).

and that's just the first step.

what makes you think your version of government could do any better?(on some of those points, i agree with you on a few)

Which government currently is the best and fairest?
Which is most deserving of modelling a global government?

Who do you intend to vote into office? yourself maybe?
It's all good too demand change but you've got too be willing to lead.

Jesus did.

[Masuvius]

IMO simply outlawing corporate lobbying/private interest lobbying would be the first step to fixing things in the US. It would be a step to putting the actual power back in the hands of the voters. Not saying it would fix things, but it would be the first step.

[Arkham Knight]

Originally Posted by whocares

How do you explain him walking on water? turning water into wine? people trippin on acid? facts turned into myths?

This is quite obvious and easy to explain, if you have basic knowledge about how to create logic chains by following rationality.

Which otherwise is called being an asshole.

In the beginning Jesus said "I am the son of god" - which is easy to understand following logic, it simply means that Jesus was trying to explain that humans are all children of god, therefore brothers and sisters, and must love and respect each-other.

Obviously those who wrote the bible, were assholes, and instead of understanding the real meaning of those words, they started to think that Jesus wanted to say that by being the son of god he was a godalike creature him alone - like an asshole.

Because of this obvious misunderstanding (which is fucking unbelievable) they started to write the whole bullshit about him being able to perform miracles, like the ones you mentioned before.

This only means one thing, as the other obvious paragraphs of the BIble, those who wrote the bible had real comprehension problem about who said what and why. And started to spam the bible with obvious bullshit.

Becuase of the sick mental state of the bible writers, the bible thta was meant to be just a great book full of phylosophy, become a book full of bullshit.

If you like an allegory, the bible become more like modern internet based forums, where you can meet some people writing intelligent things, and in the same time the place if filled with assholes who write bullshit, spam, and trolling. This way in order to use the forums you must be prepared mentally and intellectually to divide right away intelligent things from bullshit. If you are unble to tell the difference (because you are an asshole) you simply can't use forums and internet in general, becuase full of fucked up garbage.

[Arkham Knight]

The hidden truth about Jesus Christ and the jewish people (final version):

Jesus Christ didn't go to college, he was a poor jewish boy, who's step father was an average carpenter, and whose mother was just a lazy prostitute.

He couldn't be successful in life, so he started lying and made an ass of himself in the synagouges, before the citenzens got fed up with him, and crucified him.

Then the Jews, because it is a thrifty people, and do not throw nothing ever, just decided to cash in on his death, and turned his death into their own religion.

[Om Namah Shivaya]

Originally Posted by Arkham Knight

(final version)

Never fucking say this.

Once you think you've got it all figured out, you haven't.

[Arkham Knight]

Originally Posted by Om Namah Shivaya

Never fucking say this.

Once you think you've got it all figured out, you haven't.

Extended version?

[Om Namah Shivaya]

Sure, but it's almost impossible to say what really happened with complete accuracy. We can only speculate.

Also, it would seem that a lot of people now want to say that Jesus never even existed. So now if you want to give a theory on why Jesus was killed, you'll have to either admit that it's just a fairy tale, or give some kind of hard scientific proof, which is probably the most difficult task ever, especially if none of our scientists even want to look in the first place.

[Arkham Knight]

Originally Posted by Om Namah Shivaya

Sure, but it's almost impossible to say what really happened with complete accuracy. We can only speculate.

Also, it would seem that a lot of people now want to say that Jesus never even existed. So now if you want to give a theory on why Jesus was killed, you'll have to either admit that it's just a fairy tale, or give some kind of hard scientific proof, which is probably the most difficult task ever, especially if none of our scientists even want to look in the first place.

Nobody cares if the story is real or not, this is simple to understand why.

Because the dead body is unavaiable, so everybody is speculating only about the bible.

The most interesting thing is being able to understand how much bullshit is written in the bible and why.

If imodern people know what parts pf the bible are bullshit, it menas even the ancient people were able to do the same.

Which brings us to the basic quest - how much assholes the original writers of the bible were, in order to believe that anyone sane in mind would believe their bullshit?

This happens only with braindamaged assholes, who always say bullshit in hope that anyone would ever believe them, but this happens only between assholes.

[Om Namah Shivaya]

See, it's hard to distinguish what is bullshit and what isn't. If you think about it, they didn't exactly have the same way of describing paranormal events like we do. I'm sure a lot of the words were meant to be taken metaphorically and not literally, like most people are doing these days.

And if the story isn't real at all, then why are we arguing over whether it's real or not? Why aren't we looking at the MEANING behind the story?

[Arkham Knight]

Originally Posted by Om Namah Shivaya

See, it's hard to distinguish what is bullshit and what isn't. If you think about it, they didn't exactly have the same way of describing paranormal events like we do. I'm sure a lot of the words were meant to be taken metaphorically and not literally, like most people are doing these days.

And if the story isn't real at all, then why are we arguing over whether it's real or not? Why aren't we looking at the MEANING behind the story?

Because they are shitty stories, they are useless, at leats today.

If you want great ancient stories, there are Greek and Nordic religions.

You can go to any book store and buy yourself lots of great modern books now.

The only thing that people want to ask about the bible, is who the fuck were these assholes, who wrote such a huge amount of bullshit in the bible?

[whocares]

lol shitty stories = useless = read nordics = jesus is an asshole

[Arkham Knight]

Originally Posted by whocares

lol shitty stories = useless = read nordics = jesus is an asshole

Yes, at the end everybody comes to this same conclusion, more or less.

[Om Namah Shivaya]

Originally Posted by Arkham Knight

Because they are shitty stories, they are useless, at leats today.

If you want great ancient stories, there are Greek and Nordic religions.

You can go to any book store and buy yourself lots of great modern books now.

The only thing that people want to ask about the bible, is who the fuck were these assholes, who wrote such a huge amount of bullshit in the bible?

Yeah, those polytheistic "gods", are kind of like "woahhh dude, you can't just like, come up into my kingdom and peacefully talk about a monotheistic god all'va sudden, bro"

and then you look to islam, and you see that now we're fighting a monotheistic society, and it's almost like repeating the greeks and the romans. They've just changed it on us(and by us, I mean humanity as a whole) so much that now we have somehow convinced to just keep fighting and fighting on the planet until everyone is dead and who cares how many nukes everyone has, the goal is to kill everyone and we can drop it on cities and it'll be great and, oh, they didn't like that very much? oh, it mutated their genetic code and their disfigured bodies and the ones that were closest to the impact were vaporized?






Good, our testing has come to a pleasant result. Now we can get them to use them on eachother for tactical warfare to trick them into being aggressive and dominant all of the time (perfect to target men, especially kids at schools, get em at an early age and convince them that they need to completely go against every fucking single thing their "messiah" would have done), we can finally confuse them into thinking that they are doing this for the good of the entire planet, and with this false logic, we start using nuclear radiation weapons on the earth in an attempt to kill as many human beings ENEMIES that we can.

Oh and, hey, let's pour some agent orange all over vietnam. Jungles? No those aren't living or important to the fragile ecosystem that we call Earth. NAPALM THEM AS WELL

oh, we already did that? oh, then carry on with the false terrorist space threat. We are having trouble deciding if we should really use lizard people, JUST to see if they are that dumb. No, perhaps we will reveal our real forms to them and if we manipulate their genetic coding through genetically modified foods distributed throughout nearly all of the food markets in america, so that they won't even be able to distinguish good from evil and we will convince them that the benevolent space allies are the real ones holding them back. Yes, we will continue discussing this while manipulating the legal limitations of everything we do. GET THE HOOKERS IMPORTED FROM THAILAND

[Arkham Knight]

Originally Posted by Om Namah Shivaya

Yeah, those polytheistic "gods", are kind of like "woahhh dude, you can't just like, come up into my kingdom and peacefully talk about a monotheistic god all'va sudden, bro"

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[constantinople]

Originally Posted by Om Namah Shivaya

Did you really just fucking say that.

Sure did. Prove the OP wrong. I dare you.

[whocares]

^ is he obligated to release information to those who has not requested it?

[Om Namah Shivaya]

Originally Posted by TrustedDr.Watson

Sure did. Prove the OP wrong. I dare you.

He just posted a new post that is exactly like the OP except he changed citizens to Jews. Is this correct as well?

Originally Posted by Arkham Knight

The hidden truth about Jesus Christ and the jewish people (final version):

Jesus Christ didn't go to college, he was a poor jewish boy, who's step father was an average carpenter, and whose mother was just a lazy prostitute.

He couldn't be successful in life, so he started lying and made an ass of himself in the synagouges, before the citenzens got fed up with him, and crucified him.

Then the Jews, because it is a thrifty people, and do not throw nothing ever, just decided to cash in on his death, and turned his death into their own religion.

but he did prove a point. Jesus's death was most likely used to silence the monotheistic way of thinking, because as we all know, a monotheistic way of thinking would make infinitely more sense than a polytheistic. Because I mean, how could "gods" fight eachother if they are "all powerful"? So it's kind of some sick mind control that "the Jews" want to implement. It's too bad it's really not "the Jews". Everything that influences our way of thinking has been infiltrated by the most evil people that you could ever think of. Even Jesus's teachings have been infiltrated to the point where everyone is going against what Jesus would do. And they call him the son of god and shit. Almost sounds like sun of the universe.

Maybe all religions are a sham if you follow the "mainstream version" and instead attempt to solve the life long riddles that no one has seemed to grasp because most of them can't think of anything better to do than to become a mechanical vegetable in front of a TV or some 5 dollar burger meal from Mc Wopper King.

[Arkham Knight]

Originally Posted by Om Namah Shivaya

He just posted a new post that is exactly like the OP except he changed citizens to Jews. Is this correct as well?

That's right - correct for 100%.

but he did prove a point. Jesus's death was most likely used to silence the monotheistic way of thinking, because as we all know, a monotheistic way of thinking would make infinitely more sense than a polytheistic. Because I mean, how could "gods" fight eachother if they are "all powerful"? So it's kind of some sick mind control that "the Jews" want to implement. It's too bad it's really not "the Jews". Everything that influences our way of thinking has been infiltrated by the most evil people that you could ever think of. Even Jesus's teachings have been infiltrated to the point where everyone is going against what Jesus would do. And they call him the son of god and shit. Almost sounds like sun of the universe.

Maybe all religions are a sham if you follow the "mainstream version" and instead attempt to solve the life long riddles that no one has seemed to grasp because most of them can't think of anything better to do than to become a mechanical vegetable in front of a TV or some 5 dollar burger meal from Mc Wopper King.

Longest bullshit with no point ever...

[whocares]

If Jesus was God's son and plan to 'splice' genes into humans it would only make sense why Mary's son had to be carefully protected to keep the 'genes' in place. It makes sense that Jesus was the only one that had the "split" genes ever in mankind. Because Jesus died before he was able to distribute his genes, it only explains the joining of Earth and heaven--because Jesus brought human genes up into the heavens!!

[ArmsMerchant]

This thread is, well, pathetic. OP is filled with misinformation, and the following posts are largely nonsense.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[whocares]

Jesus was really an extraterrestrial. The truth is that God had multiple sons and decide to give each of them a planet, keeping them far enough to ever realize they were alone. We only know about Jesus because God gave the earth to Jesus. UNTIL NOW. These planets are getting so advanced that they are beginning to contact each other in confirmation of God. Finally. /THEORY

[Ambient]

Originally Posted by Om Namah Shivaya

No no no no, see you don't get it. I don't hate government. I hate my government.

Don't you know all institutions eventually decay?. All government is a problem. The utopian government is better than the corrupt government, however all uptopian governments are either non existent, or on the fast track to decay. That is the nature of human institutons; therefore no government is the best replacement for any corrupt government.

[Jigaboo Jones]

Originally Posted by Arkham Knight

The hidden truth about Jesus Christ and the jewish people (final version):

Jesus Christ didn't go to college, he was a poor jewish boy, who's step father was an average carpenter, and whose mother was just a lazy prostitute.

He couldn't be successful in life, so he started lying and made an ass of himself in the synagouges, before the citenzens got fed up with him, and crucified him.

Then the Jews, because it is a thrifty people, and do not throw nothing ever, just decided to cash in on his death, and turned his death into their own religion.

You're such a dumb, faithless cocksucker I can't even believe how stupid you are.

You can't prove he didn't do miracles. The whole point of God coming to earth in a human body is so he can relate to the people he created. I was an agnostic all my life, recently started giving the bible a chance, and I was amazed. When he says he will come if you knock, he wasn't joking. Maybe you should give it a try.

I've never had a supernatural experience until this happened. I'm a huge skeptic too. The miracles were real, he wants you to have FAITH in him. You know he exists, hell, everyone knows we were created by God. Over 97% of Americans believe in some sort of God. Because you can't just appear here, rofl.


You need to stop blaspheming his name, and instead PRAISE him.

They crucified him because of the things he was doing, he was causing so many people to follow him, and associate with him, instead of the pharisees (religious leaders of the time) Not because they were "sick" of him. Again, you just make yourself look retarded. He was certainly not lying...and before you say that May 21st was supposed to be judgment day, no that guy is a fucking retard. Only God knows when it will come; and it will come like a thief in the night. You won't know when it's gonna happen.

I've become a very faithful person, and I've felt a strong connection with our creator. Give the bible a chance. I have a feeling you have barely read any of it, if any.

[nshanin]

Society has always been terrified of the upheaval and change that prophets and new faiths bring, and rightly so.