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Old 05-16-2011, 07:48 PM
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Your mom hides crack in her vagina.
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Old 05-16-2011, 08:12 PM
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Your mom hides crack in her vagina.
Now this is confusing. I was rather under the impression that she hid her vagina in a crack?

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Old 05-16-2011, 08:17 PM
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Now this is confusing. I was rather under the impression that she hid her vagina in a crack?
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Old 05-17-2011, 03:55 PM
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you shoulda called this the retarded thread.
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you shoulda called this the retarded thread.
What do you know about the retarded thread?


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Old 05-20-2011, 12:33 AM
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Is there Love in Space?
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Old 05-20-2011, 12:35 AM
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Is there Love in Space?
If there isn't any we'll just make it baby.
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Old 05-20-2011, 12:37 AM
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if your mom wasnt your mom would you fuck her
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if your mom wasnt your mom would you fuck her
no because she has AIDS
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I think i quite like it here, i think.


I think...
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ya if my mom wasnt my mom i would totes bone her
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consider that you emerged from your mothers vagina, probably the biggest thing thats ever been in or out of there
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My mom likes black men...and I can assure you I am probably not the largest thing to ever come out of there.

That bitch has her uterus removed.
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i wish i was friends with a dentist.
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OP: Do you get hemorrhoids from anal sex?
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Old 05-22-2011, 11:14 PM
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ya, mega hemos
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OP: Do you get hemorrhoids from anal sex?
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Old 05-23-2011, 07:09 PM
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You're supposed to say "No Hemo"
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Old 05-23-2011, 07:57 PM
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You're supposed to say "No Hemo"
Thanks, I'll bear that in mind.
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What is love composed of?

BTW if you believe in love then you are retarded.
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Sugar, Spice, and Everything Nice.
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Old 05-25-2011, 11:59 PM
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What is love composed of?

BTW if you believe in love then you are retarded.
endorphins?
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Old 05-26-2011, 12:02 AM
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endorphins?
So what, heroin = love?
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So what, heroin = love?
Never done heroin. Or any drug for that matter. So I would not be able to give a valid opinion on the matter.
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So what, heroin = love?
Short answer, yes

long answer, Oh my God No.
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Never done heroin. Or any drug for that matter. So I would not be able to give a valid opinion on the matter.
I've done opiates, but I've never been in 'love'. So I also cannot attest to the comparisons validity.

But based on my experience with opiates... I really really really really really doubt love feels like anything remotely similar.

E: .... You've never done any drugs?..... ....... ........... Live a little?

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Never done heroin. Or any drug for that matter. So I would not be able to give a valid opinion on the matter.
I'm sure you've had alcohol or caffeine?

But in the sense that they're usually referred to, neither have I.
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endorphins?
A whole bunch of chemicals, released at the right time at the right place.

Creating a "love potion" is most likely near impossible.

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so what is this, the new shit pile or a LLR half baked type subsidiary ?
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so what is this, the new shit pile or a LLR half baked type subsidiary ?
A local Half Baked franchise.
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I'm sure you've had alcohol or caffeine?

But in the sense that they're usually referred to, neither have I.
Yes, I've had caffeine and a little alcohol.
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Read the mod feedback, clean up the mods here, close that shitty thread about the guy who pretends his sister is sleeping in his room
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Read the mod feedback, clean up the mods here, close that shitty thread about the guy who pretends his sister is sleeping in his room

I've read the mod feedback.

Regardless of the veracity of the circumstances described on that thread, it contains and may lead to future valuable discussion. Therefore, it must remain open for the time being.
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I've done opiates, but I've never been in 'love'. So I also cannot attest to the comparisons validity.

But based on my experience with opiates... I really really really really really doubt love feels like anything remotely similar.
I was a heroin and oxy addict for a few years.

I've also been in love. The feeling of well-being and intense euphoria I got from the woman I was with easily compared to opiates. I literally became addicted to how that person made me feel. That's all love is, a flooding of "feel good" chemicals in your brain. When we broke up, I became love sick. As gay as it sounds. But it was close, but not the same, as dope sickness.

I also think every one feels love to different extents. I've felt that hollywood/fairytale type love. I'm sure that not every one feels it this intensely or the world would be a LOT crazier. Because at times, love has made me act like a crazy junkie - even when I was clean.
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