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Old 05-18-2011, 06:32 PM
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If I wanted to put a flaming lower case T in their front yard, the T which stands for time to leave. Hows the best way to do this without being caught?
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I loled. The time to leave part was best.
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It just occurred me that you gotta be pretty fucking stupid to have a flaming cross erected on your lawn without knowing about it.
They gotta dig a hole or at least pound stakes for that shit and it would probably take an hour and multiple people just to put it up.

I wonder if any of the movie scenes with flaming crosses are even true. I have never looked into it.
I know that blacks have been caught burning them on their own laws for sympathy and attention.
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I loled. The time to leave part was best.
OP stole this from South Park
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Pretty funny stuff.
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hahaha such a good episode
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People who commit hate crimes are usually way too stupid to get away with them. This thread's no exception.
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Old 05-20-2011, 10:44 PM
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The custom in the South was to strap a young white virgin to the cross prior to igniting it.
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Old 05-20-2011, 11:13 PM
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I currently have one in my yard.
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If I wanted to put a flaming lower case T in their front yard, the T which stands for time to leave. Hows the best way to do this without being caught?
1. Place the "t" in the yard.

2. Knock on the door and ask one of them to come out.

3. Tell him you want to be crucified.

4. He will string you up.

5. Self-immolation.

6. Racist BBQ for the stray animals in the neighborhood.
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Old 05-25-2011, 03:31 AM
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lynch them before you do it, they will never notice
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I wonder if any of the movie scenes with flaming crosses are even true. I have never looked into it
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if it happened it was probably before most pepole had phones at home or they cut the phone lines and did it with a large group of pepole the klan was known for midnight raids and fear tactics capitilizeing on their overwhelming force in their early years

what are you gonna do if you are a poor black family of 4 or 5 pepole and 20 dudes in robes are out on your lawn burning shit and you dont have a gun even if you do its supiriour numbers pretty much pray they dont lynch you
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^ Pretty much this. Although, back in the day, a few communities of color in the South organized self-defense/resistance groups against the cowards in bedsheets. Look up the Battle of Hayes' Pond. KKK decides to harrass Lumbee Natives in NC. Natives come out with guns, surround fascists, and shoot. Fash never bother Lumbee again.

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That WAS a pretty funny south park episode though

Dressing up as a ghost definitely helps. Ghosts are fucking scary.
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Old 05-25-2011, 04:53 PM
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People who commit hate crimes are usually way too stupid to get away with them. This thread's no exception.
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Why you don't like black people?
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People who commit hate crimes are usually way too stupid to get away with them. This thread's no exception.
That's the same reason niggers don't have successful serial killers.
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That's the same reason niggers don't have successful serial killers.
The DC sniper was definitely black.
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The DC sniper was definitely black.
I didn't say there were no exceptions. Coral Eugene Watts killed tons of women, for example. Many niggers, however, get caught long before they can continue their career as serial killers.
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Being a successful serial killer or sharing certain characteristics with a large percentage of them isn't something to brag about. Besides, a TRUE successful serial killer is never caught. If they've never been caught, how do you know what characteristics they have? Exactly.

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Being a successful serial killer or sharing certain characteristics with a large percentage of them isn't something to brag about. Besides, a TRUE successful serial killer is never caught. If they've never been caught, how do you know what characteristics they have? Exactly.

Where have you been, Dread_Lord? We've missed your enlightening posts. Glad to have you back, bro.
If anyone can speak Ebonics please explain to this silly negro that no one is bragging about anything, just pointing out that niggers are usually too stupid to be successful serial killers.
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If I wanted to put a flaming lower case T in their front yard, the T which stands for time to leave. Hows the best way to do this without being caught?


Black people are crazy Before you even get the chance to do that you'll get shot head to the toes down with hollow tips, Black people Drink Promethazine Smoke blunts and shoot people watch out.
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If anyone can speak Ebonics please explain to this silly negro that no one is bragging about anything, just pointing out that niggers are usually too stupid to be successful serial killers.
How's that "pure whyte homeland" in the Pacific Northwest working out for you? Are the Chuvash and Nootka spirits giving you guys a hard time?
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