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Old 03-16-2009, 08:57 PM
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okay so swim has got these neighbors, and they need to go. Does anybody know how swim can do this? swim don't care how it's done, but it must be done.
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Old 03-16-2009, 09:01 PM
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Tell swim he's a fucking retard.
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Old 03-16-2009, 09:16 PM
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You should be asking how to burn a house to the ground while the occupants are at work.
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Old 03-17-2009, 12:30 AM
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death notes, bricks to windows, vandalize property, steal catalytic converter from car (lulz)
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Old 03-17-2009, 01:14 AM
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dl cp throw it thru open window where you think the cd might get hidden. Like a back of a sofa behind window. Call anonymously the cops say you heard him when he was drunk talking about a new pedo video he got to someone over the phone.
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Old 03-17-2009, 01:23 AM
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When in doubt.....C4.
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Old 03-17-2009, 01:32 AM
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Umm... Drive a bus into their house. Then take a dump on their pillow.
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Old 03-17-2009, 01:39 AM
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Death notes, if the neighbors are bitches, they will leave.
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Old 03-17-2009, 01:42 AM
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totse had a file on driving the neighbors insane (my now be in the totsepedia but unsure) and that will give you some great ideas
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Old 03-17-2009, 01:50 AM
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...steal catalytic converter from car (lulz)
My fucking ex landlady did that shit to me once, cost me fucking $600 to replace.

My roommate took a dump outside every door and I flooded all the bathrooms in the house when we moved out.

Fucking hilarious shit...I was still $600 poorer though
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Old 03-17-2009, 02:01 AM
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Get them to think it's haunted.
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Old 03-17-2009, 02:03 AM
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My fucking ex landlady did that shit to me once, cost me fucking $600 to replace.

My roommate took a dump outside every door and I flooded all the bathrooms in the house when we moved out.

Fucking hilarious shit...I was still $600 poorer though
you should have taken the massive shits in all the toilets after you clogged them up. then rip up the floor until you cant see the wood. then flush. you get wattery toilet shit destroying her floor, flooding the ceiling and ruining anything under the bathroom on the bottom floor.

You would have at least got your monies worth. I learned this by accident.
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Old 03-17-2009, 02:04 AM
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This is a little out there... But... Use the "Search" button for the same threads?

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Old 03-17-2009, 02:11 AM
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you should have taken the massive shits in all the toilets after you clogged them up. then rip up the floor until you cant see the wood. then flush. you get wattery toilet shit destroying her floor, flooding the ceiling and ruining anything under the bathroom on the bottom floor.

You would have at least got your monies worth. I learned this by accident.
Haha, that would have been awesome.

We er..she had carpet so it worked out perfect īcause she was on vacation when our "lease" was up (we didnīt sign shit, it was a verbal agreement) all the water from the bathroom soaked the carpet and we purposely left the windows closed, last I heard there was mold growing all over the inside of the house. Stupid bitch deserved that and so much more.
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Old 03-17-2009, 05:05 PM
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totse had a file on driving the neighbors insane (my now be in the totsepedia but unsure) and that will give you some great ideas
Thanks , I didnt think about it.
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Old 03-17-2009, 05:09 PM
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Small, persistent annoyances. Regular eggings, brick through the windows, etc. Lather, rinse repeat.

Stay away from death threats/phone calls.
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Old 03-17-2009, 10:27 PM
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Plant child porn and call the cops. Better yet, call Chris Hansen.
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Old 03-18-2009, 05:47 AM
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Lol fuck with them, why even post a thread on this? Take a shit infront of their front door.
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Old 03-18-2009, 08:50 PM
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Get them to think it's haunted.
This.

Find a way of pumping small amounts of carbon monoxide into the house.
Carbon monoxide poisoning can cause changes in perception of the visual and auditory systems, was recognized as a possible explanation for haunted houses as early as 1921. Symptoms of carbon monoxide poisoning include listlessness, depression, dementia, emotional disturbances, and hallucinations.
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Old 03-18-2009, 09:11 PM
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Molotov everything.

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Old 03-18-2009, 10:02 PM
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super glue the lock over and over just constant little annoyances if that doesn't work get a water gun with a large nozzle get some dog shit (lots) get into theyre house blend the shit in a blender with water or piss blend it up fill water gun pump it up walk round the house and spray everything with wood or fabric leave it time to soak in if they are on holiday repeat over and over it will stink of shit forever or you can pull the carpet up and stick some fish guts under there or sew a few guts into the corners of the curtains the smell gets worse and worse and they never know where its coming from.
and hey just remember making them move out it a bit extreme consider who would be affected, and identify the problem and then think of a way to solve it without ruining the other peoples lives for example if they play loud music all the time put a note through there door telling them to stop if they dont cut the wires to theyre speakers
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B&E first
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Fuck a squid
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totse had a file on driving the neighbors insane (my now be in the totsepedia but unsure) and that will give you some great ideas
These were discussed in that thread.

http://www.knifezilla.com/catalog/sonictourture.shtml

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death notes, bricks to windows, vandalize property, steal catalytic converter from car (lulz)
That would be rather funny and annoying

Invite all your dumbest friends to hang out all the time
Throw obnoixious parties
Invite hookers to hang out on your lawn
Walk around reading porn mags (only works if they have kids or porn offends them)

Buy a couple beater cars and park them on your lawn
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