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Old 05-20-2011, 02:12 PM
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what you sayin?

also I saw that crippled american who got his legs working again today on the news and he was a proper twat lol.
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Old 05-20-2011, 02:17 PM
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Blind. Why? Because I can use the disability money to call up adult hotlines and wank myself dry
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Old 05-20-2011, 09:21 PM
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Deaf. The scariest thing I can think of, besides being raped and mauled by robot woves is being blind. You won't even see them coming. You'll just hear them put together a well-executed plan to fuck the blind guy in his ears.
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Tough call.
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Old 05-20-2011, 11:19 PM
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Do I have to pick one? I'd rather be fully functional.
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Old 05-20-2011, 11:24 PM
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out of two, blind. it's an obvious choice.

if I later decided I preferred the other option, I could always kill myself. If you're dead, you can't choose giving blind a shot. However, I can't see myself topping myself in any case though; blind would be shit, but life would still be life.
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out of two, blind. it's an obvious choice.

if I later decided I preferred the other option, I could always kill myself. If you're dead, you can't choose giving blind a shot. However, I can't see myself topping myself in any case though; blind would be shit, but life would still be life.
4 thanks behind me, bitch. Smell my ballbags.
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4 thanks behind me, bitch. Smell my ballbags.
that's true, but my dick is much bigger.

also, ballbags? plural? in a tupperware tub in the fridge or something?
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Old 05-21-2011, 09:10 AM
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that's true, but my dick is much bigger.

also, ballbags? plural? in a tupperware tub in the fridge or something?
In a sack, obviously.
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