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Old 05-22-2011, 04:13 AM
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Old 05-22-2011, 04:18 AM
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I prefer drugs, thank you.
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Old 05-22-2011, 04:47 AM
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yeh I'd rather be sober than do that sht
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Old 05-22-2011, 04:51 AM
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you forgot those optical illusions that temporarily cause visual distortions
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Old 05-22-2011, 05:01 AM
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you forgot those optical illusions that temporarily cause visual distortions
Magic Eye?
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Old 05-22-2011, 05:05 AM
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what about drowning yourself,, i heard that works
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Old 05-22-2011, 05:09 AM
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Old 05-22-2011, 05:12 AM
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Magic Eye?
don't know what that is. there are several styles and animations of these illusions that produce similar effects
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Old 05-22-2011, 09:33 AM
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god damiting bullshit alert

sleep paralysis is no fun mate, only the rare few hav an hallucination...the majority of us just cant move a muscle or breath properly for a few minutes..how fun indeed,trippy shit brah
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Old 05-22-2011, 09:40 AM
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Hypnogagia seems pretty interesting, i'd have to try it out
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Old 05-22-2011, 09:41 AM
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The runners high thing is interesting. Been doing that without realizing that by running all the time.
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Old 05-22-2011, 09:52 AM
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you forgot those optical illusions that temporarily cause visual distortions
http://www.m0ar.org/3315

They're pretty cool.
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Old 05-22-2011, 10:18 AM
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Whoever tries the first one is a total idiot.
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Old 05-22-2011, 10:26 AM
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I've heard scuba diving/snorkeling can induce psychedelic effects.
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Old 05-22-2011, 10:31 AM
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If you lick your own anus long enough, you'll trip balls brah.
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Old 05-22-2011, 10:38 AM
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I wouldn't call doing any of those getting "high".

The first one sounds like something a kid who plays the choking game would try.

Sleep paralysis might make you hallucinate a demon shitting on your chest or something to that effect.

I think strenuous exercise is the only one that would actually make you feel good.
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Old 05-22-2011, 10:41 AM
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Default Re: How To Get High Without Drugs! 100% SAFE!!

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I wouldn't call doing any of those getting "high".

The first one sounds like something a kid who plays the choking game would try.

Sleep paralysis might make you hallucinate a demon shitting on your chest or something to that effect.

I think strenuous exercise is the only one that would actually make you feel good.
Why wouldn't you? Just because these may not be your cup of tea doesn't make the experiences any less state of mind altering. A demon shitting on your chest? Dude, you gots issues.
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Old 05-22-2011, 10:47 AM
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masturbation still wins
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Old 05-22-2011, 10:49 AM
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and i would probably have more fun fingering my ass too
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Old 05-22-2011, 10:50 AM
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Whoever tries the first one is a total idiot.
I know quite a few kids that have, try it sometime
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Old 05-22-2011, 10:52 AM
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im gonna run while fingering my ass for the ultimate rush
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Old 05-22-2011, 10:52 AM
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I know quite a few kids that have, try it sometime
Why actively pursue oxygen deprivation? I know it's not technically ling enough to do any serious harm, but it's still stupid. Smoke a fucking cigarette.
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Old 05-22-2011, 11:15 AM
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I've heard scuba diving/snorkeling can induce psychedelic effects.
Nitrogen narcosis is pretty similar to nitrous oxide, if you go deep enough you'll get it.
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Old 05-22-2011, 11:17 AM
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Old 05-22-2011, 11:19 AM
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sleep paralysis is no fun mate, only the rare few hav an hallucination...the majority of us just cant move a muscle or breath properly for a few minutes..how fun indeed,trippy shit brah
Sleep paralysis =/= hypnogagia. You can experience hypnogagia without sleep paralysis. It's basically being physically awake while your brain waves are still at a dreaming state, causing dreamlike hallucinations to occur. This usually happens while falling asleep or while waking up.
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CEVs or OEVs? I've had CEVs right before I fall asleep.
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Old 05-22-2011, 11:39 AM
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i always tell people to drink afew cups of water very fast then do that stand up fast thing. such as rush,similar to a nicotine rush many times intensified
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The only cool one on there really is hypnogagia, and runners high is nice if you don't mind the running part... you'll have to be in good shape though or else you just get tired

Head rushes are cool but only when combined with actual drugs, I get them a lot but it's fucking awesome when you smoke a lot of weed and then stand up real fast, massive head rush + being high as sheeeeet =
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Old 05-22-2011, 02:36 PM
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Nah, not bad ideas. More like 'fucking stupid'.
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Old 05-22-2011, 06:46 PM
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When something says "SAFE!!!" it makes me think its dangerous.
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Dude, you gots issues.
Coming from somone who thinks head rushes, hyperventilation and paralysis have some kind of mind altering value...
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That sounds stupid.
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Punching yourself in the dick causes a massive endorphin rush.
It's better than opium. Seriously. Try it.
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Getting punched in the dick DOES NOT feel good at all bro.
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Getting punched in the dick DOES NOT feel good at all bro.
HA, that's because he meant to say "get punched in the balls." No, getting punched in the dick does absolutely nothing

the scrotum is actually a reservoir of endorphins, getting punched in them causes the endorphins to break free and flow into your blood stream in massive amounts that rival even some intravenous morphine injections
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not really BI but... Fuck mabey it is?
I was thinking the same thing but I don't know what section it should go in.

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Lol, Internet perhaps?
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or NFHC?
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