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Old 05-24-2011, 11:36 PM
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Default My wireless keyboard noticeably hurts my balls when its in my lap
Due to the lazer or radiation or radio signal i guess. I don't know but this is weird. What exactly is it doing to my sack?

A pillow in between helps but it doesnt stop it all the way.

Does anyone else get this with electonics?
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Old 05-25-2011, 12:17 AM
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I wouldn't use it anymore. Imagine if you got a dick tumor or cancer from a fuckin keyboard. "oh that would never happen", and 50 years ago cigarettes were not harmful.
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Old 05-25-2011, 12:40 AM
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Don't put it on your lap anymore you dumb cunt!
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Old 05-25-2011, 12:41 AM
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That sucks, bro.
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Old 05-25-2011, 07:57 AM
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Brand and model, please.
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OP's balls are too small to recive the radio waves
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Damn that sucks bro.
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I had the same thing with my macbook pro.
Don't put it on my lap anymore.
Problem fixed. Now it's a desktop laptop.
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Old 05-26-2011, 03:39 PM
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I had the same thing with my macbook pro.
Don't put it on my lap anymore.
Problem fixed. Now it's a desktop laptop.
Up until a year ago I never put laptops on my lap for fear of burning my junk.
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Brand and model, please.
Logitech wireless keyboard K250





I just bought a wired one made by logitech though, feels alot better.
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Maybe it's a sign of cancer...
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The only thing that goes on my balls is bitches lips. restin shit on yo balls, shoot. this nigga crazy.
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The only thing that goes on my balls is bitches lips. restin shit on yo balls, shoot. this nigga crazy.
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