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06-01-2011, 03:10 AM
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Archduke
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If you choose to click this link, you will view several anti jokes.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.
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06-01-2011, 03:11 AM
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Archduke
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Re: If you choose to click this link, you will view several anti jokes.
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
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06-01-2011, 03:19 AM
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Archduke
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Re: If you choose to click this link, you will view several anti jokes.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
To whom.
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06-01-2011, 03:20 AM
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Archduke
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Re: If you choose to click this link, you will view several anti jokes.
Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red paint.
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06-01-2011, 03:21 AM
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Archduke
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Re: If you choose to click this link, you will view several anti jokes.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
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06-01-2011, 03:21 AM
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Archduke
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Re: If you choose to click this link, you will view several anti jokes.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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06-01-2011, 03:25 AM
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Archduke
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Re: If you choose to click this link, you will view several anti jokes.
Whats green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
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06-01-2011, 03:26 AM
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Archduke
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Re: If you choose to click this link, you will view several anti jokes.
How do you confuse a blond?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
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06-01-2011, 03:27 AM
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Archduke
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Re: If you choose to click this link, you will view several anti jokes.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.
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06-01-2011, 03:27 AM
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Archduke
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Re: If you choose to click this link, you will view several anti jokes.
There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.
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06-01-2011, 03:29 AM
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Archduke
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Re: If you choose to click this link, you will view several anti jokes.
Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
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06-01-2011, 04:00 AM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Re: If you choose to click this link, you will view several anti jokes.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because those two jokes were the only ones that were actually not bad, and seven was probably the best.
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06-01-2011, 04:05 AM
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Duke
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Re: If you choose to click this link, you will view several anti jokes.
6 and 5 were aight
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06-01-2011, 04:17 AM
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Archduke
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Re: If you choose to click this link, you will view several anti jokes.
Your friend is so gay, he has consensual sex with other men. and enjoys it.
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06-01-2011, 04:18 AM
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Archduke
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Re: If you choose to click this link, you will view several anti jokes.
A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation
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06-01-2011, 04:19 AM
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Archduke
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Re: If you choose to click this link, you will view several anti jokes.
what did the lawyer say to the other lawer?
we are both lawyers
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06-01-2011, 04:21 AM
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Duke
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Re: If you choose to click this link, you will view several anti jokes.
Those sucked.
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06-01-2011, 04:22 AM
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Grander Duke
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Re: If you choose to click this link, you will view several anti jokes.
Quote:
Originally Posted by ZappaFan
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
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I am offended by that ugly lie
We all know us Irish would never walk out of a bar
Now getting kicked out of a bar on the other hand 
on a side note
Man these fucking triple gin and tonics are getting nasty
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06-01-2011, 04:36 AM
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Archduke
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Re: If you choose to click this link, you will view several anti jokes.
Previous
A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family.
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06-01-2011, 04:46 AM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Re: If you choose to click this link, you will view several anti jokes.
An Irishman walks out of a bar.... I can't believe I've never heard that before, that's a good one too, come to think of it. 
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Originally Posted by InspiredByMe
6 and 5 were aight
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I dunno about 5...
5 isn't as good as 7 because it's not a riddle, it's just a random question. A riddle throws people off more than a random question, thus setting up the punchline more effectively.
Last edited by Morb; 06-01-2011 at 04:50 AM.
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06-01-2011, 04:52 AM
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Marquis
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Re: If you choose to click this link, you will view several anti jokes.
Why did the boy fall out of the tree?
Somebody threw a refrigerator at him.
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06-01-2011, 05:05 AM
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Grander Duke
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Re: If you choose to click this link, you will view several anti jokes.
This entire thread is fucked
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06-01-2011, 05:11 AM
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Marquis
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Re: If you choose to click this link, you will view several anti jokes.
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Originally Posted by pill popper
This entire thread is fucked
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I'm gonna throw a bulldozer at you.
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06-01-2011, 05:27 AM
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Grander Duke
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Re: If you choose to click this link, you will view several anti jokes.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mullen
I'm gonna throw a bulldozer at you.
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Well you were already fucked ..............By Elf queen aka Zek aka Cousin Itt
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06-01-2011, 05:37 AM
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Archduke
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Re: If you choose to click this link, you will view several anti jokes.
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?
Repeated absences and stealing.
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06-01-2011, 05:38 AM
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Archduke
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Re: If you choose to click this link, you will view several anti jokes.
how do you make a plumber cry
you kill his family
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06-01-2011, 05:39 AM
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Archduke
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Re: If you choose to click this link, you will view several anti jokes.
Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack?
He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.
I lold kinna hard at that one
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06-01-2011, 05:47 AM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Re: If you choose to click this link, you will view several anti jokes.
Zappafan is alright in my book.
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06-01-2011, 05:50 AM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Re: If you choose to click this link, you will view several anti jokes.
Quote:
Originally Posted by J.P.W
Zappafan is alright in my book.
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J.P.W.'s Homosexual Book of Bollocks.
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06-01-2011, 06:03 AM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Re: If you choose to click this link, you will view several anti jokes.
Quote:
Originally Posted by ZappaFan
how do you make a plumber cry
you kill his family
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A friend told me this one once:
How do you make an eight year old girl cry?
Afterwards, you wipe your bloody dick off on her favorite teddy bear.
...I laughed and understood when he said that was the one joke he felt like he could only tell to close friends.
That was before the internet had really caught on, though.
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06-02-2011, 03:31 AM
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Grand Duke
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Re: If you choose to click this link, you will view several anti jokes.
Awful.
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06-02-2011, 05:12 AM
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Knight
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Re: If you choose to click this link, you will view several anti jokes.
Quote:
Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red paint.
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.
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what did the lawyer say to the other lawer?
we are both lawyers
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I lol'd.
Give em some credit, some of these are actually funny.
HEY I GOT ONE!
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume 
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06-02-2011, 05:51 AM
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Banned
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Re: If you choose to click this link, you will view several anti jokes.
I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer.
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06-02-2011, 05:57 AM
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Banned
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Re: If you choose to click this link, you will view several anti jokes.
Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?
A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.
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06-02-2011, 05:57 AM
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Duke
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Re: If you choose to click this link, you will view several anti jokes.
Your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night
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06-02-2011, 05:58 AM
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Banned
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Re: If you choose to click this link, you will view several anti jokes.
What would George Washington do if he were alive today?
Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.
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06-02-2011, 04:23 PM
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Archduke
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Re: If you choose to click this link, you will view several anti jokes.
What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey?
A mule.
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06-02-2011, 04:30 PM
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Banned
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Re: If you choose to click this link, you will view several anti jokes.
what do u get when cross a faggot with CK-
A FUCKING SUPER FAGGOT
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06-02-2011, 04:37 PM
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Archduke
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Re: If you choose to click this link, you will view several anti jokes.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Keith Lemon
what do u get when cross a faggot with CK-
A FUCKING SUPER FAGGOT
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How can you tell a faggot from a regular man? Words such as 'super'.
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06-02-2011, 05:08 PM
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Archduke
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Re: If you choose to click this link, you will view several anti jokes.
Quote:
Originally Posted by ZappaFan
how do you make a plumber cry
you kill his family
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Has to be the best one yet so far.
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