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Old 06-05-2011, 07:48 AM
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I'm talking about the 12inch+ ones.

They can pretty much reach down to the knee or easily stick out up past the waistband.

Wouldn't this be extremely awkward and embarassing in public?

Like if some guy couldn't control his growing erection and it just started sliding out over his stomach and if he wasn't wearing a long enough shirt, it just may become exposed. Or what if a big bulge appeared between his hip and knee.

I'm sure it's happened.

Just a random thought.
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Old 06-05-2011, 07:51 AM
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It's happened acouple of times.
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Old 06-05-2011, 07:53 AM
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we just have to sit down and tuck it down one of our pant legs, preferably sitting at a table so that people cannot see the bulge of the head poking under my jeans from midway down my thigh.
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Old 06-05-2011, 08:06 AM
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I tuck it into my sock.
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Old 06-05-2011, 08:12 AM
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People with 12-inch penises are very rare.
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Old 06-05-2011, 08:17 AM
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i find the best way to conceal your boner in public is to hide in the nearest woman next to you.
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Old 06-05-2011, 08:40 AM
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Like if some guy couldn't control his growing erection and it just started sliding out over his stomach and if he wasn't wearing a long enough shirt, it just may become exposed.
I always point him down to the left. Once at uni I was with someone who had tried to call me but I didn't have my telephone. Got really awkward when she was like "Don't lie to me I can see your phone".
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Old 06-05-2011, 08:46 AM
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I always point him down to the left. Once at uni I was with someone who had tried to call me but I didn't have my telephone. Got really awkward when she was like "Don't lie to me I can see your phone".
Awkward? Sounds like more of an invitation. For shame!
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Old 06-05-2011, 08:50 AM
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What exactly do you mean by 'manage' ?
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Old 06-05-2011, 08:54 AM
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i used to get huge boners in school all the time.

i had a technique to get rid of them quickly though; flex your inner thighs and the blood rushes away from the boner.
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Old 06-05-2011, 08:55 AM
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Awkward? Sounds like more of an invitation. For shame!
She wasn't all that attractive.
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What exactly do you mean by 'manage' ?
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Old 06-05-2011, 08:56 AM
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flex your inner thighs and the blood rushes away from the boner.
Will have to test this.
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Old 06-05-2011, 09:45 AM
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ITT: People that talk about boners are gay and those that discuss large cocks have really small cocks.
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ITT: People that talk about boners are gay and those that discuss large cocks have really small cocks.
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Old 06-05-2011, 07:27 PM
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Old 06-05-2011, 08:33 PM
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12 inchers don't ever get fully erect. Most those guys can hope for is a semi.
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12 inchers don't ever get fully erect. Most those guys can hope for is a semi.
It's amazing you can manage being totally incapable with a 1 inch cock, then.
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Like someone else said a 12 incher wouldn't get that hard, in porn even guys who are about 9 have a problem keeping it up. Even if it didn't it would pretty much lay down and not be that noticable with jeans.

but once, I fell asleep when I was like 13 with a huge boner with basketball shorts and no underwear, and my parents were in the room and I REALLY had to piss. I waited a minute for it to go away and it wouldnt. I finally just got up and they tried to act like they didn't notice
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Like someone else said a 12 incher wouldn't get that hard, in porn even guys who are about 9 have a problem keeping it up. Even if it didn't it would pretty much lay down and not be that noticable with jeans.

but once, I fell asleep when I was like 13 with a huge boner with basketball shorts and no underwear, and my parents were in the room and I REALLY had to piss. I waited a minute for it to go away and it wouldnt. I finally just got up and they tried to act like they didn't notice
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Old 06-05-2011, 09:58 PM
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That was so embarrassing I had to walk right by her and she was sitting down. You cant not notice. And they probably joked about it after I left the room
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That was so embarrassing I had to walk right by her and she was sitting down. You cant not notice. And they probably joked about it after I left the room
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