* this 1st chapter will be from the prespective of star wars fan.*
i was on my computer late at night as always cause i have no life. i then clicked on a thread made by Satens handicapped helper. the thread was titled * fucking OTHER zokletians * i thought, wow, what does this retard have to type now. but deep in my mind, i was thinking, hmm, fucking other zokletians.....i hope i get xilikeeggs0. =D.
as i saw through the thread, i knew it was too good to be true. though SHH had posted his opening good, the other users were flaming him on how dumb of a move that would be. Driveby and Refugee can make a good fuck couple but then they'd do something stupid and get zoklet sued advertising &Z on everything they vandalize.
i decided to give SHH a break i comforted him and supported him. He told me that he wanted to do a meetup at the grand canyon. everyone was diggin it.
a few weeks later, i went to see if SHH was really a fat son of a bitch. i suspected no surprise....and i was right. NO ONE came.... And SHH REALLY WAS a fatasshole. im like, " damn, no i have to spend my whole day on this cracka bitch. SHH had a voice of a darth vader like headset. He said " Don't go, im lonely =((((((((( " i pityed him and i drove him to the nearest town. i planned on dumping his fat ass in a weight watchers program since he slowed down my car due to his enormous weight.
while at a gas station,he asked if i wanted a pint of ganja. being the ghetto wannabe faggot, i could'nt resist. next thing i know, i was knocked out. i awoke several hours later half naked. i saw SHH putting in some sorta tight latex and he bended down flashing his anus in my general direction. i screamed from disgust and i ordered him to get me out of here. i don't want to be a part of his gay satanic ritual.i tried bribing him with chocolate but to no avail. he told me of his plan to take kidnap someone from the meetup and force them to casual sex. i asked why and he answered because hes lonely. pretty fuckin pathetic.
he later gave me viagra to get my " Groove on ". he told me to calm the fuck down, and responded that im not going to get penatrated to which i gave a big sigh of relief when i heard that. he said that after this, im going to be a out-of-the-closet homosexual. i responded with a lets just get this over with cause i dont know how the fuck im gonna get out of here if i kill him.
i put down my pants, feeling a little weird that im doing this in front of a guy.to his surprised, SHH dropped his jaw in dissapointment. i said " what, nigga, don't like what you see? " he said, " no, NIGGER, im just shocked at you. i thought black guys had huge penises. yours look gary coleman."
mad, i said " CRACKA, ITS NOT ERECT........gosh your so stupid, no wonder your name has HANDICAPPED in it...." there, i made that faggot shut up. after i got hard thinking of my mom, he still looked like he was'nt impressed. " wow, your a disgrace to black people, your shit still looks like a little kid. damn it man, why bother id oughta get the he........ " i shut SHH up but sneaking up behind his fatass and sticking my cock in it.
he moaned with pleasure." size doesnt matter if quantity is good." i said. he gagged and vomited on my cock, to which i shouted " NIGGA!! " he said " bitch, size does matter. if it was bigger, id die from so much pleasure. " i said " bitch, if my shit was a foot long and i stuck it up yo ass, youd be dead. " he said " go ahead bitch, do it. " he bended down and i had met eyes with his gaping asshole. SHH teased me by shaking it like one of those girls that you see in rap videos. i teased him back by rubbing my cock tip at the edge of his ass. i slowly and surely made my way up his tight bungholio. Me and SHH did this until i saw that his ass was getting purple and bruised. he said, " a jedi has a dong as big as his light saber, why do you think mace windu's saber is slightly larger then others siths and jedis....your a disgrace.... "
I gave him a Bitch smack and left. disgraced of myself.....seeing as if the bluff on the grand canyon was a great way to die by jumping off, i made my way to it.