How do you typically break up with your girlfriend/ should i?

[unstableasatable]

im guessing youd meet up to talk first, but that could be very awarkward.
what are your normal reasons? or just try and get with someone else? how youd do it? hows it normally done

well this girl's abit immature, (she was minorly drunk, and the amount of phallus related jokes was emense, i stopped chilling with my old friends because they were like this. and general other immaturity) i like someone else aswell, though dont know if mutual. two people have said when her ex cheated then had social hell, theyre my friends not hers so i assume more accurate story.

my first every actual girlfriend, lost my virgin to blah blah. enjoy the sex and whatnot,
.also were going to a festival later in summer together , both planned before we knew eachther to go with this mutual friend, then met eachother without mutual friends influnce. plan was for everyone to even stay in same 8 man tent but that can easily change. major exams finishing soon (starting next week, maybe im stressed and overthinking), will mean parties are coming up.

and i do like her and everything just cant stand the immaturity. so shall i just put up within


TLDR: dont know wheter to break up, should i just cope with immaturity or try with other girls and expand my life expirience

[J.P.W]

Tell her she's not a 13 year old anymore and should act like her age. She's not 13 though is she?

[darkeasterbunny]

Originally Posted by unstableasatable

and i do like her and everything just cant stand the immaturity. so shall i just put up within

Your the only one who knows if you should break up... but,

never settle for it could be so much worse, somewhere out there is the it couldn't get any better girl (you have to stay realistic though, perfection doesn't exist. However it is possible to find someone who only has negative sides which don't bother you or in a way are part of the girls charm)

[Agent 008]

Could you retype it in English, please? I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Blunderstar]

Make it seem like it's her fault. Like, accuse her of cheating. Say that her best friend told you that she cheated on you, so she'll lose you and her best friend in the process.

[Marty McFly]

Originally Posted by darkeasterbunny

never settle

This is all you need to know. Never, ever settle.

"Oh she's really awesome, but...."

There shouldn't be a but. By there being a but, you're wasting your time and her time. Some dude will love her "youthful enthusiasm" while you find her immature. You could be with a much more mature girl who you'd be happy waking up next to every day for the rest of your life.

Don't settle.

Unless it's purely for sex and all parties know that.

[plehem12]

tell her her dick jokes suck and shes got a stupid face and is super mean and you dont wanna be her friend anymore

[Darkhunter]

Tell her its not her but you, that you two can still be friends though and would like to be friends.

[-SpectraL]

The way it's supposed to work is, even if you are in the right, she needs to be the one to break up with you.

[Darkhunter]

Originally Posted by -SpectraL

The way it's supposed to work is, even if you are in the right, she needs to be the one to break up with you.

What the fuck are you talking about? Just dump the bitch and bang her friends.

[-SpectraL]

The captain never abandons his ship, he goes down with it.

[Rolf]

Originally Posted by -SpectraL

The captain never abandons his ship, he goes down with it.

dem kaptn dem scoopid den liyf jakit nex tiem, sates Rolf.

[Darkhunter]

Originally Posted by Rolf

dem kaptn dem scoopid den liyf jakit nex tiem, sates Rolf.

Mother fucking this. If car has past its expiration date turn it in for a new model.

[-SpectraL]

When a man and a woman are together, it's "'till death do us part". However, the man should be the more mature part of the arrangement, and with that responsibility comes the requirement to do his best to live up to that sentiment. The woman, as demonstrated in the Garden of Eden, is the weaker vessel, whereas the man should be the leader, always setting a fine example for those in his household.

[Darkhunter]

Originally Posted by -SpectraL

When a man and a woman are together, it's "'till death do us part". However, the man should be the more mature part of the arrangement, and with that responsibility comes the requirement to do his best to live up to that sentiment. The woman, as demonstrated in the Garden of Eden, is the weaker vessel, whereas the man should be the leader, always setting a fine example for those in his household.

Fuck morals. This is Zoklet. Bang away until you are old then marry but this isn't even marriage discussion but dating advice.

[Rolf]

Originally Posted by -SpectraL

When a man and a woman are together, it's "'till death do us part". However, the man should be the more mature part of the arrangement, and with that responsibility comes the requirement to do his best to live up to that sentiment. The woman, as demonstrated in the Garden of Eden, is the weaker vessel, whereas the man should be the leader, always setting a fine example for those in his household.

dem no boomin dem in dem woomies yet, sates Rolf.

[-SpectraL]

What time is it over there in Rolfheim anyways?? Seems rather early for Russian Vodka. I dunno.

[Rolf]

Originally Posted by -SpectraL

What time is it over there in Rolfheim anyways?? Seems rather early for Russian Vodka. I dunno.

tiem ta boomin in dem woomies, yuo shuld tew den dem nah be surgin', sates Rolf.

[Darkhunter]

Originally Posted by Rolf

tiem ta boomin in dem woomies, yuo shuld tew den dem nah be surgin', sates Rolf.

Time to booming in the womb, you should do them and be sarging?

[-SpectraL]

Rolf's account has been hacked. [check posting history]

[Darkhunter]

Originally Posted by -SpectraL

Rolf's account has been hacked.

Or hes REALLY hammered. I'll believe hacked when he talks normally.

[-SpectraL]

Originally Posted by Darkhunter

Or hes REALLY hammered. ...

You're probably right. Wow, he's gonna have one hell of a hangover.

[Darkhunter]

Originally Posted by -SpectraL

You're probably right. Wow, he's gonna have one hell of a hangover.

I think his shitty typing is just his way of trolling

[SteamPunk]

Just grow distant and start being a horrible boyfriend.

If that doesn't work tell her that she's fat.

[-SpectraL]

If you ever, and I mean EVER, tell your woman her ass is fat, your relationship is OVER right then and there. No ifs, ands or buts about it (excuse the pun).

[Darkhunter]

Originally Posted by -SpectraL

If you ever, and I mean EVER, tell your woman her ass is fat, your relationship is OVER right then and there. No ifs, ands or buts about it (excuse the pun).

Not true. I told my ex she was fat because she was and she got anorexic over it. I then broke up with her when she became too skinny.

[Toothlessjoe]

This thread is fantastic.

[-SpectraL]

Originally Posted by Darkhunter

Not true. I told my ex she was fat because she was and she got anorexic over it. I then broke up with her when she became too skinny.

Yes, well... it could go that way too. She could starve herself to death and be thinking she is fat every waking hour of her day. You would then be solely responsible for the death.

[felonious_monk]

Originally Posted by SHODAN

Could you retype it in English, please? I have no idea what you're talking about.

you must be a fucking dumbass if you have trouble reading the OP

[Darkhunter]

Originally Posted by -SpectraL

Yes, well... it could go that way too. She could starve herself to death and be thinking she is fat every waking hour of her day. You would then be solely responsible for the death.

Not really. Its not my fault she is mentally unbalanced. That stems from a deeper issue unconnected to me. PS:She was a uppity cunt that tried to control my life so if she died I hope it was horrible.

[unstableasatable]

ok heres the situation now

still with her. the other day we went into london, she had no cash so i payed 10pounds toward her 15pound shirt and said it was a present. fine with that but was really no graditute. her mum picked her up next day 'that a new shirt' 'yeah it from london' this pissed me off dunno why.

yesterday was the BIGGEST student night the town ever had. but shes 17 im 18 so we went in early to before bouncers on the doors but they still came round. whilst we were inside a 'friend' (this fuckshit that follows me around) mentioned when we went to a party before we were together and she got off with someone. (one of my other threads http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=163902) and yesterday she made it seem like my fault for being angry. if it was a guy this was slap worthy.
then she got kicked out, but i thought i wouldnt be a dick and would chill with her which was fine. someother people hanging about outside aswell. she left later (should i have offered to go back with?) texts this morning seem angry and dont know why.

our other friend is going to this other school ball. and heard her asking other friend to tell her who her ex is going with. but she doesnt realise i herd her and know what she was on about.

so later at the student night, the best night to be single in our town for many years, i found myself dancing with some other girls, but then i felt i didnt want to be dancing with her/them and walked away.

SO ANYOTHER ADVICE HERE????

going on a short clubbing holiday next week with just one mate. or i might just see what naturally happens and let it progress. at this precise moment i want to be with her but my feelings change too much n im confused.

[J.P.W]

Originally Posted by unstableasatable

so anyother advice here????

yes you should just dump her!!!!

[Darkhunter]

Originally Posted by unstableasatable

ok heres the situation now

still with her. the other day we went into london, she had no cash so i payed 10pounds toward her 15pound shirt and said it was a present. fine with that but was really no graditute. her mum picked her up next day 'that a new shirt' 'yeah it from london' this pissed me off dunno why.

yesterday was the BIGGEST student night the town ever had. but shes 17 im 18 so we went in early to before bouncers on the doors but they still came round. whilst we were inside a 'friend' (this fuckshit that follows me around) mentioned when we went to a party before we were together and she got off with someone. (one of my other threads http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=163902) and yesterday she made it seem like my fault for being angry. if it was a guy this was slap worthy.
then she got kicked out, but i thought i wouldnt be a dick and would chill with her which was fine. someother people hanging about outside aswell. she left later (should i have offered to go back with?) texts this morning seem angry and dont know why.

our other friend is going to this other school ball. and heard her asking other friend to tell her who her ex is going with. but she doesnt realise i herd her and know what she was on about.

so later at the student night, the best night to be single in our town for many years, i found myself dancing with some other girls, but then i felt i didnt want to be dancing with her/them and walked away.

SO ANYOTHER ADVICE HERE????

going on a short clubbing holiday next week with just one mate. or i might just see what naturally happens and let it progress. at this precise moment i want to be with her but my feelings change too much n im confused.

You're still with this dumb cunt?

[psycho_8b]

So she annoys the bollocks off you in so many ways and you're still with her?

Can this bird suck the Thames dry or something? I see no other reason to be with her.

[jator]

If you are really concerned about breaking up with her I got some good advice the other day.

Just keep asking her to loan you money and never pay her back. That way she'll think you're a bum and leave you. You also (might) get some money out of it.

[unstableasatable]

Originally Posted by psycho_8b

So she annoys the bollocks off you in so many ways and you're still with her?

Can this bird suck the Thames dry or something? I see no other reason to be with her.[/quote]

i've was on meds for skin and sometimes feel my feeling are a little messed up. when i came off them after a year i can remeber thinking 'oh yyeah feeling again' sounds wierd but idk what was going on. also whenever i feel the need to vent i post on zoklet cause my previous friends are all pussies or social climbing chatterboxes. im not posting all the fun things and laughs we have but due to my social retardness posting all the annoying things and checking im reacting properly and whatnot.

Originally Posted by psycho_8b

Can this bird suck the Thames dry or something? I see no other reason to be with her.

also not quite but first girl even so im probably still an immuture prick in otherpeoples eyes so the equivilant