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Old 06-21-2011, 09:52 PM
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http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/t...dating+website......
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Im going to do this now.
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Old 06-21-2011, 09:59 PM
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Old 06-21-2011, 10:01 PM
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Oh, god, that was painful. As the great JFLC once said, "thanks for the abdominal workout."
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Old 06-21-2011, 10:03 PM
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lol

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Old 06-21-2011, 10:06 PM
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Default Re: How to troll dating websites.

I laughed, then I felt kind of bad for these women. They are obviously lacking self esteem if they are on a dating website, then this prick paints pictures which completely exaggerate their physical flaws for them to see.

I guess it is kind of funny. I don't know how to feel.
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Old 06-21-2011, 10:06 PM
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That is genius.

lol what an asshole.
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Old 06-21-2011, 10:12 PM
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lol

this was my favorite
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Old 06-21-2011, 10:25 PM
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We need to troll christianmingle.com
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Old 06-22-2011, 12:40 AM
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ahahaha what a prick
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Old 06-22-2011, 01:40 AM
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We need to troll christianmingle.com
There are some ugly ass people on that website
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Old 06-22-2011, 01:41 AM
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There are some ugly ass people on that website
They are Christians.
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Old 06-22-2011, 01:49 AM
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I wish he'd done mine these are epic.

I especially love the black bird's pic.
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Old 06-22-2011, 02:28 AM
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I love the troll face on the last girl.

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Old 06-22-2011, 02:33 AM
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I love the troll face on the last girl.

Haha yeah, thats what I was gonna say.
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Old 06-22-2011, 02:44 AM
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the portrait on the top was brilliant.
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Old 06-22-2011, 02:56 AM
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Fuck I laughed hard
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Old 06-22-2011, 03:03 AM
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I dunno what's funnier, the drawing or adressing her as skeletorgirl
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Old 06-22-2011, 03:12 AM
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is there something wrong with me... i got turned on more by the cartoons than the actual women....
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Old 06-22-2011, 03:18 AM
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is there something wrong with me... i got turned on more by the cartoons than the actual women....
Considering what those women look like I don't blame you
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Old 06-22-2011, 03:23 AM
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Why don't we ever get to see their responses??
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Old 06-22-2011, 03:28 AM
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Why don't we ever get to see their responses??
Who would respond to such an outright assault?
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Old 06-22-2011, 03:36 AM
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Who would respond to such an outright assault?
Women?
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Exclamation Re: How to troll dating websites.

Each one had me lolling harder than the last .

I wonder how many of them would be desperate enough to still try and pursue a relationship. I mean, SOMEONE is giving them attention...


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Old 06-22-2011, 04:34 AM
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We need to troll christianmingle.com
this.

i saw the commercial and first thing that popped into my brain was

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Old 06-22-2011, 04:35 AM
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Laughing at this was like fapping to midgets. Feels great while you're doing it but afterwords you're filled with shame.
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This thread is super lulzzzzworthy....

Personally, i like the hook nosed bitch with the claw hand, and miss piggy.
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Old 06-22-2011, 04:56 PM
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I dunno what's funnier, the drawing or adressing her as skeletorgirl
The drill made me lol hardddddd
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Old 06-22-2011, 06:46 PM
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Whats funny is, they probably don't realize they got trolled.
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Old 06-22-2011, 07:09 PM
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SUPER fucking old, but still lulzy.
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Old 06-22-2011, 07:17 PM
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I gotta do this. Most of the women in my area look like truck drivers.
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Old 06-22-2011, 07:26 PM
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I gotta do this. Most of the women in my area look like truck drivers.
Either record vids or take screens and upload.
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I found this to be pretty depressing.
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I like this one the most.

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This is nearly the best thing i've ever had the chance to see, hats off to the guy who did it, he's one fucking demon of a troll.

Also, this is what keeps me from dating websites, some of those trainwrecks looked like barnyard animals and probably smell of cheeto's and hospital corridors.
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What a cruel, superficial, hollow, complete headfuck of a world.

I spoke to a girl who studied art at university, another student she knew slept with a load of guys from dating sites and ditched them after, she wrote about all her encounters for an art project. She even used photos of them and put crosses over their faces. This thread left me with the same feeling of unease and confusion. Totally different things, but the products of some warped ego and need for attention nonetheless.
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What a cruel, superficial, hollow, complete headfuck of a world.

I spoke to a girl who studied art at university, another student she knew slept with a load of guys from dating sites and ditched them after, she wrote about all her encounters for an art project. She even used photos of them and put crosses over their faces. This thread left me with the same feeling of unease and confusion. Totally different things, but the products of some warped ego and need for attention nonetheless.
That is a tad psychopathic.
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That is a tad psychopathic.
I imagine the project would have been received differently if it was a guy that had preyed on some vulnerable women. I just imagine a bunch of dudes wondering what they did wrong whilst she's displaying their photos to get a pass. This trolling thing though, I just wondered what went through the mind of those women when they received those pictures, maybe nothing, but one or two might have lost whatever self esteem they had to get them on that site in the first place. It's all just exploiting other peoples weaknesses for personal gain, like beating up the smallest kid in class in desperate hope you'll get props from the cool kids.
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