I can't stand girls with noticable makeup

[Tom "Fuck Models" Brady]

I was going out with this chick who is hot, but when we went out she wore noticably more makeup, and I was really turned off... Especially with red lipstick which I despise. Any way to tell a girl to wear less makeup without them bitching?

[Number13]

Tell her she looks better without it

[ObsidianZ]

Most girls wear lots of makeup. How noticable it is just depends on how good they are at putting it on.


*ObZ

[Sir Cornwell]

Don't forget that one reason they do that is to impress other girls.

You won't mind if she says, "Do you have to do that shit to impress other guys?", when you tear away at the light against someone in a tricked-out ricer or show how many shots you can pound down?

[Rolf]

Make up? Asks Rolf, hmm, Rolf is not interested in their abundance or lack of make up, unless their ability to suck and fuck is effected, proclaims Rolf. Ex Girlfriend of Rolf had a scar to cover up and cover it up she did, generally however, Rolf agrees, too much make up covers up the natural beauty, unless of course, said wench has naught but natural ugly, but then it matters not, for a prettier shit is still a shit, proclaims Rolf, slayer of shit.

[Sir Cornwell]

I guess Mr. Brady do not much care for the products from unHolywood that show up on his TV and in his theaters. Everyone wears make when they act in those. It must break his poor wee heart.

[Tom "Fuck Models" Brady]

Originally Posted by ObsidianZ

Most girls wear lots of makeup. How noticable it is just depends on how good they are at putting it on.


*ObZ

I guess shes terrible then, but you can't really expect much from a 17 year old

[$hit.got.real]

I don't tolerate makeup on girls, if I am considering them as a potential jizz target. I've literally made them wash their face before I'll touch them, it really disgusts me.

They'll all claim they "hardly ever" wear makeup, or "just a tiny bit", but 99% just use the same average amount which is actually a bit of everything and quite a fucking lot when you compare it to their clean face.
They compare it to very rare examples like this:


to determine that they are practically makeup virgins. Every girl is at least a little bit ashamed to use makeup, and will downplay her reliance upon it.

Discussing it WILL make them go absolutely fucking mental. Remember that this has been a daily habit since their early teens and they have a great deal invested in it, emotionally. None react well to suggestions that it is a revolting and counter-productive practice. The tremendous marketing machine of the fashion and cosmetics industry is far more powerful than you are, so don't even bother trying.

[ShadyLady]

Tell her you prefer her more natural look. She should get the hint to fuck off with the lipstick, eyeshadow, etc & stick to concealer, blush & mascara.

[$hit.got.real]

Originally Posted by ShadyLady

Tell her you prefer her more natural look. She should get the hint to fuck off with the lipstick, eyeshadow, etc & stick to concealer, blush & mascara.

lol @ "natural look". What a euphemism. No makeup ever made anyone look more natural. It always, necessarily, tends the wearer away from looking like a human being.

[ShadyLady]

Originally Posted by $hit.got.real

lol @ "natural look". What a euphemism. No makeup ever made anyone look more natural. It always, necessarily, tends the wearer away from looking like a human being.

I said 'more natural look'.

[jerome]

Yeah make up is so deceiving. Every time I see a chick I know without any on, in my head I'm thinking "What the Fuck." The difference is too much. So sad to think that a lot of men are in actuality, fucking an ugly chick behind that mask.

I hate hearing "I'm not wearing any make up" when they have foundation and another "minor" set of products on. Make up is make up, don't bullshit around.

[Marriage Material Honest!]

She won't stop wearing make-up for you, unless she gets lazy.

I wear it for myself it actually relaxes me to put it on, I wear it for other people too obviously but I certainly don't wear it to attract guys.

If you want her to wear more natural makeup, take an interest in the products I'm not sure how you can do this without sounding gay but with her being 17 she's probably just enjoy you taking an interest rather than think you're a homo.

Suggest a tinted moisturiser for summer rather than foundation as it literally tints your skin and is translucent it's about as natural looking as makeup gets. Either that or I recommend the shiseido stick foundation I use it's really light it's a japanese company so it gives a dewy look and is good for your skin japanese birds generally have great skin or err fucking awful oily skin. I hate things that look heavy or obvious because makeup isn't supposed to look worse than my natural skin. But the truth is it never looks quite as good, but not wearing it feels like some of my personality got removed.

Suggest brown mascara and if she wants to wear eyeshadow suggest beiges or whites or light colours for the day and a brown smokey look for night these are all more subtle. If she wears eyeliner tell her to keep it on the top lid and a thin line liquid is a harsher line but she's less likely to overdo it.

lipbalm instea of lipgloss, if she wears a light foundation blusher isnt needed her cheeks will show through. Make sure if she wears a concealer she uses a brush so she hasn't got thick splodges on her skin I reccomend the collection 2000 one.

If you want her to go natural makeup wise the best way to do her will be to buy her this shit.

Natural looking foundations are expensive (ofc they are because that's logic isn't it :/ ), tell her how important good quality makeup is and how it'll preserve her beauty more, good quality makeup tends to edge towards more subtle becos you cant have too much shit in it (sparkily shit is obvs gonna be bad for you) so it's you best bet of convincing her.

Also all women need to hear this. Sunblock is fucking paramount else she'll get wrinkly and it's cheaper than stupid shit like botox. Is she fake tanning? Tell her to stop being a backward racist, god I know black girls who fake tan because they're 'too pale'.

[Agent 008]

Originally Posted by $hit.got.real

lol @ "natural look". What a euphemism. No makeup ever made anyone look more natural. It always, necessarily, tends the wearer away from looking like a human being.

They use makeup to look younger and sexually aroused. True story.

[Satyr]

People are dumb.

Tell her to wear natural make-up, so she looks natural? How about not wearing make-up to look like you're not wearing make-up? Did that thought ever cross your mind?

Same shit with that 'just-out-of-bed-look'-gel, for that nonchalant look. DOESN'T THE FUCKING GEL RUIN THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT OF BEING 'NONCHALANT', YOU FRENCH FAGGOT?!

And why would I want to look like I just came out of bed? It's quite horrible. You know what? Why not wear some make-up too, to make my eyes look saggy? Might as well make a perfume that smells like dried sperm and put it on my belly. Hell, why not the smell of beerfarts while we're at it?!

Fuck I hate this world.

[Agent 008]

Originally Posted by Satyr

People are dumb.

Tell her to wear natural make-up, so she looks natural? How about not wearing make-up to look like you're not wearing make-up? Did that thought ever cross your mind?

There was a thread on here where Zoklet girls posted pics with and without makeup for comparison.

[Sir Cornwell]

Yeah. I can't stand guys who fix up their car's appearance either. Fixing the suspension/brakes/power-train: fine. Wasting money on the externals is just a waste.

Rust: who cares? If it's not for going/stopping/suspension: it's just a waste! Rust/dents/scratches don't make any difference.

[Agent 008]

Originally Posted by Sir Cornwell

Yeah. I can't stand guys who fix up their car's appearance either. Fixing the suspension/brakes/power-train: fine. Wasting money on the externals is just a waste.

Rust: who cares? If it's not for going/stopping/suspension: it's just a waste! Rust/dents/scratches don't make any difference.

Hope that doesn't summon him into this thread!

[&Zenith]

The best thing about it all is that makeup actually ages the skin faster. A little irony for your day.

[Agent 008]

There you go: http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=95204

Good ol' days of &Z.

[wires]

Originally Posted by &Zenith

The best thing about it all is that makeup actually ages the skin faster. A little irony for your day.

This is for the most part untrue, as it's the underlying skincare that matters, in this case. One who knows a lot about makeup is probably going to know enough about skincare to be able to protect it from the elements and if the makeup isn't great (or the application), the makeup itself.

Being able to choose noncomodegenic formulations, to moisturise properly and most of all, use sunscreen, is the key to defying aging. A face without any protection on it from anything is invariably going to age faster than one without. In addition to this, most base makeup contains spf in it now - which usually only protects against UVB rays, unless it states otherwise, but it's better than nothing.

In addition to what Marriage Material Honest says, the application of makeup is as important as the makeup itself. This means a light touch and good quality brushes. When you see women with it caked on, it's usually due to a lack of awareness for how ridiculous it looks, and a lack of education about proper application, and sometimes, lack of education about skincare. Good brushes and knowledgeable application make the difference between it looking like skin, and looking like makeup.

The higher end you go makeupwise, in general, means you can use less of it to get a very good result. For example, my Laura Mercier concealer and YSL Touche Eclat are incomparable to any others. You only need a tiny bit.


- As to the notion of women going without makeup altogether, it's totally up to the individual - but if you start throwing a wobbly and saying she shouldn't wear any because you don't like it, expect problems/to be dumped. Accept her for who she is, and how she likes to present herself. This is not to say she will not change in time, but it's going to be at her own pace, and will resist any guy that tries to pressure her towards it.
Accept that for most women, putting some makeup on in the morning is as much getting dressed as putting on underwear.

[kayx]

What sorts of makeup are we talking here? The main chick that pops into my head has great skin so doesn't wear that weird color-changing foundation goop, also never wears lipstick.

But...fucker does like this Jareth from Labyrinth eye makeup thing...sort of like a slightly distressed panda look (not a goth/emo kid). Really draws the attention.

So idk, I'm a little offended by chicks who wear makeup trying to look like they're not wearing makeup - I find that sort of thing deceptive. But if they're being obvious about it...idk...depends on how they carry the whole package I guess.

[$hit.got.real]

Originally Posted by wires

Accept that for most women, putting some makeup on in the morning is as much getting dressed as putting on underwear.

Well to be honest she needn't bother with that, either.

[Satyr]

I notice that the amount of make-up a woman wears reversily correlates to her intelligence.

[Agent 008]

Few things terrify me as much as middle-aged women up close.

Don't get me wrong, there are plenty of hot middle-aged women out there. From a distance, they can look just fine.

But then you get all close and personal, and you can see every layer of makeup on their old skin... Makes me go like this:

I find this sight absolutely terrifying.

[ArmsMerchant]

Originally Posted by Tom "Fuck Models" Brady

I was going out with this chick who is hot, but when we went out she wore noticably more makeup, and I was really turned off... Especially with red lipstick which I despise. Any way to tell a girl to wear less makeup without them bitching?

Just say "You have so much natural beauty it seems a shame to mess with it. Kind of like throwing perfume on the lily, or trying to gild refined gold."


FYI, the phrase "gilding the lily" is a misquote.

[Ray VonSexron]

Women are dumb and fall for consumerism

Only unattractive women wear make-up

[ShadyLady]

Originally Posted by SHODAN

Few things terrify me as much as middle-aged women up close.

Don't get me wrong, there are plenty of hot middle-aged women out there. From a distance, they can look just fine.

But then you get all close and personal, and you can see every layer of makeup on their old skin... Makes me go like this:

I find this sight absolutely terrifying.

Foundation tends to crease in wrinkles. A layer of moisturizer underneath & a light application can help with that. inb4 Shady has wrinkles. I do not. I know this b/c I post on beauty forums.

[Malice]

Not a good idea, man.

Do you want this happening, but backwards?

http://izismile.com/2009/07/24/trans...g_22_pics.html

http://acidcow.com/pics/8265-transfo...l-32-pics.html

[kayx]

Originally Posted by Malice

Not a good idea, man.

Do you want this happening, but backwards?

http://izismile.com/2009/07/24/trans...g_22_pics.html

http://acidcow.com/pics/8265-transfo...l-32-pics.html

You just ruined all my asian girl fantasies...

[ShadyLady]

Originally Posted by Malice

Not a good idea, man.

Do you want this happening, but backwards?

http://izismile.com/2009/07/24/trans...g_22_pics.html

http://acidcow.com/pics/8265-transfo...l-32-pics.html

They have terrible skin. They should work on their skin care routine, not their makeup routine.

[Malice]

Ha! Even if they had better skin they'd still be butt ugly.

[The Fuck Shit]

I too hate red lipstick. I like it when the wear some eye shadow though or some masscara or whatever u put on eyelashes.

[Marriage Material Honest!]

Originally Posted by wires

The higher end you go makeupwise, in general, means you can use less of it to get a very good result. For example, my Laura Mercier concealer and YSL Touche Eclat are incomparable to any others. You only need a tiny bit.

I have Touche Eclat too it's a staple but I was surprised to find the collection 200 concealer is pretty good too. Really threw me because I usually go with things like Dior or Sheseido. Give it a shot might not be to your taste though. I'll probably go back to Touche Eclat at some point.