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06-26-2011, 06:22 AM
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Serf
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Pick Up Lines
So lately I have been trying to get out of my comfort zone, mainly because Im bored with life since I quit college but thats a whole different story. Anyway I have been messing around at the bars a little bit on the weekends and Im finding it pretty amusing. Its fun to just not give a shit and say stuff to random people that you normally wouldnt, specifically girls. Like the supermodel-hot girls that are normally intimidating for anyone to talk to.
Ive been having some pretty good luck so far surprisingly. Last night I was walking out of a bar with a friend and some bitch stops me out of nowhere and says: "Uhhh, how old are you? You look like you're 12." She said it all bitchy and all 'im too cool for you'-y. I was kinda shocked because I am young but not young enough to look out of place, so I just said the first thing that came to my mind. "Wow, you're a bitch." Then I told her I was 21 and she just laughed and we ended up talking for awhile. Funny thing is I ended up mackin on her later on in the night. Bitches and hoes, bitches and hoes. 
I also am finding the corny slash offensive pickup lines pretty funny. Just walking up to a girl and asking if she is free tonight or if I have to pay is the one I have been using lately(with no luck). Another good, super gay one that actually works is: "Why did you invite all these people, I thought it was just gonna be you and me?" Its super corny but it works. Feel free to use it. If she looks at you disgusted, you're an ugly fuck. If she laughs, you're in.
So my question to you is what are some GOOD pickup lines? Not stupid shit like nice shoes wanna fuck.
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06-26-2011, 06:24 AM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Re: Pick Up Lines
When did you have this dream?
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06-26-2011, 06:28 AM
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Serf
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Re: Pick Up Lines
Not a dream big boy I got lucky thats why Im telling you faggots
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06-26-2011, 06:31 AM
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Knight
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Join Date: May 2009
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Re: Pick Up Lines
baby i want to wear you like a pair of sunglasses, one leg over each ear
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06-26-2011, 07:00 AM
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Child of The Fence
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Join Date: Nov 2009
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Re: Pick Up Lines
Let's play like the army. I'll lay on the ground, then you blow the fuck outta me.
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"Yeah, but you say a lot of things...and how does that work? You're a bicycle."
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06-26-2011, 03:09 PM
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Archduke
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Join Date: Mar 2010
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Re: Pick Up Lines
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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06-26-2011, 03:21 PM
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Banned
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Join Date: Sep 2010
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Re: Pick Up Lines
Just hand out flyers with a picture of your cock
with the words
"have you seen me, yet?"
at the very bottom put your cell/home number.
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06-26-2011, 03:25 PM
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Duke
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Join Date: Jan 2009
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Re: Pick Up Lines
you ever suck dick, bitch?
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06-26-2011, 04:26 PM
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Archduke
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Join Date: Mar 2010
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Re: Pick Up Lines
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06-26-2011, 04:33 PM
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Count
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Join Date: Mar 2009
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Re: Pick Up Lines
My style: Lot's of random questions. Take the rest of the conversation from her answers. She'll never know it's just a pick up.
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06-26-2011, 04:43 PM
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Marquis
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Join Date: Jan 2009
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Re: Pick Up Lines
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Originally Posted by DrChesticlez
Not a dream big boy I got lucky thats why Im telling you faggots
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thanks for the heads up, mayne.
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06-26-2011, 07:39 PM
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Knight
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Join Date: Jan 2010
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Re: Pick Up Lines
I actually used "let's not turn this rape into a murder" once and about 15minutes later my tongue was in her face and soon afterwards I replaced it with my cock.
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06-26-2011, 07:47 PM
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Black Viking
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Satellite of Love
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Re: Pick Up Lines
so i herd u lyke mud kips?
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06-26-2011, 07:50 PM
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Knight
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Join Date: May 2009
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Re: Pick Up Lines
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06-26-2011, 10:17 PM
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Silent Vera
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Join Date: Jan 2009
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Re: Pick Up Lines
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Originally Posted by Dos Equis Guy
Pickup lines: There is a time and a place for them. The time, is never. I think you can figure out the place on your own.
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06-26-2011, 10:35 PM
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Peasant
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Join Date: Dec 2010
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Re: Pick Up Lines
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Originally Posted by King of the world
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This. I fuckin loved this show.
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06-26-2011, 10:41 PM
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Wealthy Merchant
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Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: NY
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Re: Pick Up Lines
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Originally Posted by Jive Talka
so i herd u lyke mud kips?
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06-26-2011, 10:46 PM
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Archduke
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Join Date: Mar 2010
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Re: Pick Up Lines
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Originally Posted by The Fuck Shit
This. I fuckin loved this show.
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Same here. All of that stuff would work IRL, which is the funny thing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N5MpJYDpbM#t=1m32
Man, cartoons were brilliant back then.
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06-26-2011, 10:48 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Hardcore, rugged and raw
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Re: Pick Up Lines
''Hey, how are you doing?'' seems to work.
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06-27-2011, 04:17 AM
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Serf
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: USA
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Re: Pick Up Lines
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Originally Posted by King of the world
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HAHA!! Perfect. "Say uhh, *sniff* *sniff* you smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell meee?"
"Pardon me hot sexxxy momma"
I might do a couple of these in the Bravo voice of course hahaha genious.
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06-27-2011, 04:30 AM
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Knight
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Join Date: May 2009
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Re: Pick Up Lines
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06-27-2011, 04:35 AM
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Marquis
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Join Date: Jan 2009
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Re: Pick Up Lines
Hi, my names Duke but the ladies like to call me I'VE GOT MACE!
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06-27-2011, 06:25 AM
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Philosopher King
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Re: Pick Up Lines
Usually I will only approach a woman directly if I'm on LSD, but when that happens, it's magical. Like I have some actual charm about me, I walk up free of inhibitions, with a smile plastered across my face and I'm ready to conquer the world. That's around when I notice the parents staring at me until I notice that my feet are in a sandbox and leave. You don't even need a line, just smile really big and refuse to stop whatever you're doing at the moment she yells, "Get the fuck away or I'm calling the police." You'll win her over.
Seriously though, it's all timing, in a sense I think more than the material of what you say.
Last edited by Zanick; 06-27-2011 at 06:31 AM.
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06-27-2011, 06:36 AM
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Mad Disrespectful
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Join Date: Jan 2009
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Re: Pick Up Lines
"Get in the van" 
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06-27-2011, 09:01 PM
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Peasant
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Join Date: Dec 2010
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Re: Pick Up Lines
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Originally Posted by Jive Talka
so i herd u lyke mud kips?
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Girl are you a pokemon? Cause I wanna take a peek atchu naked.
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06-27-2011, 10:10 PM
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Re: Pick Up Lines
So you made out with a drunk chick who seemed like a total bitch...
.... Fail?
I'm not sure what you're bragging about OP. If you managed to penetrate her asshole then that might be worth mentioning.
But so far this sounds like the first half of a cock blocking story.... except there was no cock blocking.
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06-28-2011, 06:58 AM
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Knight
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Join Date: Jan 2009
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Re: Pick Up Lines
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Originally Posted by The Greek
So you made out with a drunk chick who seemed like a total bitch...
.... Fail?
I'm not sure what you're bragging about OP. If you managed to penetrate her asshole then that might be worth mentioning.
But so far this sounds like the first half of a cock blocking story.... except there was no cock blocking.
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Get outta here, virgil..
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06-28-2011, 07:09 AM
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Serf
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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Re: Pick Up Lines
come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up
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06-28-2011, 07:12 AM
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-Insert Easter Egg Here-
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Join Date: Aug 2010
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Re: Pick Up Lines
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Originally Posted by i<3Shrooms
Get outta here, virgil..
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lol who are you, and why does your breath stink like shit?
Oh... its from all the asshole you've been licking. Hardcore man.... Hardcore.
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06-28-2011, 10:58 AM
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Baron
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Join Date: Nov 2009
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Re: Pick Up Lines
The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.
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06-28-2011, 11:06 AM
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Duke
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Join Date: Jan 2009
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Re: Pick Up Lines
You: We're having sex tonight.
Her: How do you know that?
You: I'm stronger than you.
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06-30-2011, 11:17 AM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Re: Pick Up Lines
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06-30-2011, 11:27 AM
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Moderator
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Re: Pick Up Lines
"Bow chika bow wow", Pick up lines' Rolf.
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06-30-2011, 11:37 AM
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Banned
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Join Date: Jan 2011
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Re: Pick Up Lines
The only thing you can say to a person is - "I like you very much, do you want to go out with me?".
This is really the only thing you can say to any person in order to couple.
But you have to keep in mind that you really have to be a normal human being in order to have a date.
If you are a freak loser, you can't say anything to anyone, you just must die.
I always wondered with my mates why the losers laways think that they need to say something exeptional in order to get a date.
You fucking losers need to die all, that's it. Nobody wnats to go out with you.
Unless you find some brainfucked bicth that would make you fucking delusional.
Normal people say normal things, they go out, and get married. End of story.
Fucking losers need to die all, this will be a great thing to the whole humanity.
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07-01-2011, 11:43 PM
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Serf
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Re: Pick Up Lines
Please sit on my face
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07-02-2011, 12:25 AM
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Wealthy Merchant
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Join Date: Jan 2009
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Re: Pick Up Lines
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Originally Posted by Unbelievable Taste
My style: Lot's of random questions. Take the rest of the conversation from her answers. She'll never know it's just a pick up.
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This.
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07-02-2011, 12:35 AM
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Duke
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Re: Pick Up Lines
how about suck my penis and feel my balls
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07-02-2011, 04:14 PM
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Marquis
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Join Date: Jan 2009
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Re: Pick Up Lines
I find pointing, and then smiling while making the 'come hither' motion with your finger to be extremely effective.
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07-02-2011, 04:16 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Join Date: Jan 2009
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Re: Pick Up Lines
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Originally Posted by Tinted Glass
I find pointing, and then smiling while making the 'come hither' motion with your finger to be extremely effective.
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When someone does it to you, or when you do it to others?
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07-02-2011, 04:21 PM
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Knight
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Re: Pick Up Lines
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Cooler than yours.
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