I can't believe it happened, but I'm in love.

[Dread_Lord]

Originally Posted by Blunderful Returns

off topic not making another thread, no joke, i'm being kicked out right now. my mom gave me address to a place i can stay, and some money. i'm fucking crying i can't believe it's happening now. fuck... dont know what to do. trying to stay here as long as i can right now at least until i put things in a suitcase. why

plz last minute tips ughgugh

owned. Here is a last minute tip. Man the fuck up.

[reject]

Originally Posted by Dread_Lord

Man the fuck up.

[ShutMeUp]

are you serious? lol

why is your mother kicking you out? actual reasons, not bullshit ones

[The real slim spud]

Well now you have an excuse as to why you're at the bar by yourself, drinking alone! Presto, you'v got a cool entrance. Plus, she might even understand why you're being such a mope. Go for it

[Agent 008]

Originally Posted by Blunderful Returns

off topic not making another thread, no joke, i'm being kicked out right now. my mom gave me address to a place i can stay, and some money. i'm fucking crying i can't believe it's happening now. fuck... dont know what to do. trying to stay here as long as i can right now at least until i put things in a suitcase. why

plz last minute tips ughgugh

Is the address in California? In a certain gated community?

[The Greek]

Originally Posted by Blunderful Returns

it isnt low self esteem, its realism. my own dad left me because he doesnt like me, and my mom wants to kick me out. she's even admitted she doesn't love me (when i asked why she never says that she does). it's easy for people to say "hrur durr ask her out what u got to lose" like i actually have a chance. i'm just a shitty human being and i give up on every relationship ever. i have no hope. i think i finally might see a psychologist though. a mod can lock this thread.

Originally Posted by Malachi Constant

this is so sad it's almost not funny anymore

I'm still laughing.

Hang in there blunderful. I mean I doubt you'll make it but you can at least bring some lulz into my already awesome life while you suffer. At that you do an excellent job. Were I extremely wealthy I would no doubt hire you to be my personal jest.

[47 47 47]

Originally Posted by Blunderful Returns

But when I saw her I was like, "ugh gross, she probably farts and shits" but the thing is... instead of that being an instinctive reaction, I actually had to think of that! To remind myself! I've never done that before. And later I didn't even care she did that!

This is so fucking STUPID! How fucked in the head do you have to be to immediately think of that shit.

Originally Posted by Blunderful Returns

Problem: I lied and told her I have my own place with roommates. Do I tell her the truth or keep up the lie? If she finds out I was lying she'll never trust me again. Fuck I hate myself.

You're really fucking dumb man. I'm guessing you live with your parents still, and that'll go over GREAT with her. Girls love a guy who still lives at home.

EDIT: Just saw you're getting kicked out. That solves that problem. Time to finally start living blundershit.

[The Greek]

Originally Posted by 47 47 47

Time to finally start living blundershit.

Ya, in a dumpster lol, I'm sure the kid has no money to his name.

[Agent 008]

This thread is depressing.

I think I'll leave Zoklet now.

[Star Wars Fan]

Originally Posted by SHODAN

This thread is depressing.

The macho bullshit in the replies is the main problem.

OP needs to get a 2D waifu

[1983]

Subscribed so when Blunder finds out she has the herpes, I'll have the LULZ.

Seriously though never crawl down a new whole without the right gear.

Al

[Obbe]

[Twin Gats]

Originally Posted by Blunderful Returns

yeah but no girl has ever liked me, it's literally impossible. i talked to a girl online for 4 years and after the day we met she never talked to me again. i've told that story so many times but it proves my point that i just like, suck. if i ask her out it'll just be sad for her because nobody likes it if a loser likes them. i'm not tryin to be oh woe is me i'm just doing the right thing for her, by not doing anything.

either that or you need to get the fuck off the internet

it messes up social skills


Pick a day of the week where you don't use the computer at all, and use this time to socialize at the nearest park, store, etc. You won't get laid in a bar with that attitude. You need some forced social interaction to build up confidence.

[yawanur]

Originally Posted by iMagiNation

No you're not.

rarely does instant love translate to real loving connection but hey sounds good might as well roll with it.

just don't assume you're in love after meeting a girl once, it makes you sound like a jackass

[Star Wars Fan]

anyone notice a similarity (9but only slight) between the op and bunny.meatball from formertotse? Also love shyness in general from other forums.

[hooloovoo]

Originally Posted by ObscuredByClouds

Maybe talk to your mom and try and have a serious discussion with her without whining and tearing up? Suggest that you start paying rent, and help out around the house a bit more.

This. Offer to apply to at least 5 jobs a week, and show her the applications so she feels like you're doing something.

Honestly, it's best for you to get out of there as soon as possible seeing how this woman affects your self esteem. But it'd be nice to work on making the transition without being homeless, so try to make nice- placate her, negotiate a bargain to buy yourself some time and remember everything she says is not about you, it's about her.

Also, your "friend" sounds like a jerk. Find better friends.

[J.P.W]

Did you grow some balls and met up with her yet?

[Blunderstar]

I already answered that in the other thread you asked me in.

[The real slim spud]

For the rest of us though, did you?

[Blunderstar]

Originally Posted by Blunderful Returns

Yeah, I didn't want to make a big deal out of it on zoklet or anything, especially since nobody would believe me, but I have a date with her. This is actually why I made the thread, since she's like a genius and everything. I'm always like, "hurr durr women are stupid" but she's smarter than me. She made wiser decisions with her schooling etc. Ugh.

Originally Posted by J.P.W

I totally overlooked this. Good job, did you come clean with her or dod you figured you dont have to, considering you live on yer own now? Whats her name?

Originally Posted by Blunderful Returns

I figured I had nothing else to lose, so I asked her out. I told her I lied about living on my own but that I do now and she admitted about stuff she lied about too. Alysia.

Originally Posted by J.P.W

You both lied? Hahaha thats awesome, I will shit myself laughing if she starts cracking rape jokes before you do.

Originally Posted by Blunderful Returns

I've toned down "putting the pussy on the pedestal". She might have just agreed to date me because she didn't wanna reject me, but I don't know. She's been initiating convos to me on msn, so...

My focus right now is on more important aspects of my life though. Don't wanna base everything around her and fuck everything else up, like so many people have done before. HTS-Noob didn't move out or anything because he'd be away from his girlfriend. His life has really hit a huge barrier because of that; don't wanna follow in his footsteps.

Originally Posted by reject

HTS's life hit a huge barrier long before he got a girlfriend.

5char

[The real slim spud]

Awesome. Hope it works out for you dude. Don't let that self esteem get you down either, most people wouldn't go to such great lengths to try and 'not be rude', and if she seems as cool/smart as you say, she's probably not going to be doing things that stupid bitches do (at least not nearly as much).

Sounds like its going to be alright