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Old 06-30-2011, 04:33 PM
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What do you think is the best type of footwear to do any kind of illegal activity in? It could be anything, but lets say for instance you're a hitman.

A lot of mall ninjas have this obsession with military/"tactical" boots like magnum or 5.11's or something. I hate them. They are all heavy, the soles don't really give, I've never tried to climb a fence in them but it seems like it would be much harder than athletic shoes, and I CANT wear any type of high shoe. I feel like I cant move. Uncomfortable and you cant just slip them off or pull them off without untying them. Can someone tell me how these are "tactical"?

Not to mention if you are stopped, or even seen by anyone and you have them on, it just makes you look like a wierdo.

I think it's best to just use disposable athletic shoes. But I'm curious what your opinions are, and also wtf anyone would choose to wear heavy boots like that.
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Old 06-30-2011, 05:06 PM
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It depends on the BI. If, for instance, you were doing a job where you needed to be stealthy, in a relatively quite area, (such as a hitman, in your example), you should probably wear some sort of soft bottom shoe, so sneaking would be easier. If your walking on a tile floor with tactical boots on, you won't go unnoticed. But if the job is outside, and you have tall grass and roots, boots would be the way to go. Athletic shoes would be fine if you needed to escape on foot quickly through a building or street, but if you try that in a heavily forested area, where roots and stickers can screw up your legs and make it hard to run, not to mention getting stuck in deep mud.
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footwear that you will feel comfortable in destroying as soon as youve done the job...shoeprints are vital evidence in a case...
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Anybody remember the "Barefoot Bandit"?
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Platform shoes with fish in them.
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Old 06-30-2011, 11:57 PM
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Treksport:



Bikila LS:



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Take your pick. There are other thin soled minimalist shoes that work well.
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For lifting, a lot of women like to wear rain boots for the job. I've seen people lift by accident wearing those things.
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Take your pick. There are other thin soled minimalist shoes that work well.
Of course a faggot like you would wear shit like that. Yeah, won't stick out wearing those.
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Old 07-01-2011, 03:47 AM
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of course a faggot like you would wear shit like that. Yeah, won't stick out wearing those.
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Old 07-01-2011, 03:57 AM
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Oh wait, this thread is serious? What about boxers? Are briefs better???
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Old 07-01-2011, 04:19 AM
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An athletic shoe would be perfect for most BI's that are discussed on these forums.

These Pumas weigh about .00000001 ounces and would be excellent for running, sneaking around without being heard, etc.



No one needs fucking army boots unless you are planning on raiding a warehouse in the boonies... in the forest.

Urban crimes call for cheap, lightweight footwear.
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Old 07-01-2011, 04:22 AM
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Take your pick. There are other thin soled minimalist shoes that work well.
Those are the most retarded looking...what the fuck?

Malice, get a pair of these:



^What I'm wearing now

or these



You're a man, dress like one.

For "work", athletic shoes.
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Old 07-01-2011, 04:28 AM
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Those are the most retarded looking...what the fuck?

Malice, get a pair of these:



^What I'm wearing now

or these



You're a man, dress like one.

For "work", athletic shoes.
Ugh, no. Just wear sneakers if you're a dude.
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Old 07-01-2011, 04:31 AM
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Ugh, no. Just wear sneakers if you're a dude.
That's what I said, for "work", wear athletic shoes.
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Old 07-01-2011, 04:32 AM
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That's what I said, for "work", wear athletic shoes.
No, you misunderstood what I was trying to say. Those shoes you posted should *never* be worn.
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Old 07-01-2011, 04:33 AM
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honestly a basic pair of sneakers will do as long as u can run in them and they dont slip off your feet
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honestly a basic pair of sneakers will do as long as u can run in them and they dont slip off your feet
yes, yes, yes!
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No, you misunderstood what I was trying to say. Those shoes you posted should *never* be worn.
These loafers feel so fucking good. Oh, man.
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Ugh, no. Just wear sneakers if you're a dude.
This ^

Nothing like a good pair of chuck taylor's (my daily footwear):


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Old 07-01-2011, 04:35 AM
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This ^

Nothing like a good pair of chuck taylor's (my daily footwear):


Chucks are good.

I've got these.



I've got a closet full of shoes. Mostly boots.
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Old 07-01-2011, 04:37 AM
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I think Chucks are uncomfortable.

I wear either heels, flip flops, knee high boots or sneakers. It depends on the season & what I'm doing.
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Old 07-01-2011, 04:40 AM
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I remember having a pair of yellow Converse high tops when I was younger and my Dad told me that they were "jumping" shoes and that I could jump really high whenever I wore them. Needless to say those were my favorite shoes.
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Who likes Birkenstocks?

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Who likes Birkenstocks?

For the love of Christ- NOOOOOOOOOO.
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Old 07-01-2011, 04:43 AM
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For the love of Christ- NOOOOOOOOOO.
Jesus, BI has no taste.
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Who likes Birkenstocks?

Sorry bro, that's a no go lol.
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Jesus, BI has no taste.
The people who posted about sneakers, do. Seriously, you can't go wrong with a pair of sneakers. But, I'm sure one of you will find the douchyiest (spelling?) looking sneakers ever.

Like these faggotries:





When you're into 'BI type' stuff you need to look normal & blend in.
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Old 07-01-2011, 04:51 AM
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I guess I'm just old.
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omg some of these shoes are ridiculous
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Check out the hooves.

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Come on, who's going to believe that a ninja did it?

Plus, for ops where you wouldn't be conspicuous walking around in a split toe shoe like that, a good pair of tabbi boots generally has great flexibility and traction, plus they're relatively light weight and perhaps it's just me but I seem to recall that the split toe design allows for a bit more balance than normal shoes. Just don't plan on kicking anything with your toed end of the foot.

For anything where you'll be seen? Nothing that stands out. That means, go to Walmart, Big Lots, whatever, find the cheapest shit pair of sneakers you can, and use those. You'll be burning them after the deed is done anyways.
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For anything where you'll be seen? Nothing that stands out. That means, go to Walmart, Big Lots, whatever, find the cheapest shit pair of sneakers you can, and use those. You'll be burning them after the deed is done anyways.
I'd be barefoot than shop at Walmart or... fucking BIG LOTS.
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Old 07-01-2011, 05:09 AM
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Usually, the bad ideas that my friend used to commit were done in shoes that looked like these.

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Of course a faggot like you would wear shit like that. Yeah, won't stick out wearing those.
Shady, be nice.

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Those are the most retarded looking...what the fuck?

Malice, get a pair of these:



^What I'm wearing now

or these



You're a man, dress like one.

For "work", athletic shoes.
I.cannot.fucking.run.in.those. I've tried athletic shoes, boots, it.does.not.work. I end up getting exhausted in 5 minutes even if I pace myself or blowing out my muscles. Minimalist shoes are the only things that work for me.

If I needed to run longer than sprinting distance, I'd be fucked.

As I said, there are other shoes. I think the Vibrams look cool and I don't give a shit if other people think they look retarded because I'm not a self-conscious metrosexual FAGGOT!!!

Now, if it didn't matter if you were seen then the vibrams standing out some wouldn't matter, but people might not even remember your shoes. Are crime suspects usually identified by their shoes? Well, I guess if someone happened to notice them and then tied you to a crime.

Really, there are plenty of other minimalist shoes with the same concept, take your pic:

http://www.rei.com/search?search=Min...malist+Running

Nothing weird looking about the non-vibrams.

Traditional running shoes are absolute shit. Have fun fucking up your body.
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I'm not a metrosexual...am I guiz?
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Vietnam Jungle Boots, they cost you half as much and last you twice as long.

And they're great for stompin' queers.

'Cept when you're done you gotta clean out the waffle with a stick.

But, what the hell, you can't have everything, right?
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Usually, the bad ideas that my friend used to commit were done in shoes that looked like these.

Keeping it classy, nice.
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