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Old 07-04-2011, 03:27 AM
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Default Consensual sex is boring most of the time.

The lady I am with now refuses to sleep with me unless I fight for it. I didn't like this fantasy at first, but then I became skilled in the art of armlocks.

She has yet to overpower me, but I have a feeling she is going to return the favor at least twice in our lives.
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Old 07-04-2011, 03:28 AM
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Does she know you guys are together?
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Old 07-04-2011, 03:33 AM
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Does she know you guys are together?
No, we're taking it slow.
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Old 07-04-2011, 03:50 AM
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Default Re: Consensual sex is boring most of the time.

That's why I prefer to do a rape nowadays.
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Old 07-04-2011, 03:56 AM
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That's why I prefer to do a rape nowadays.
This.
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Old 07-04-2011, 03:59 AM
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Default Re: Consensual sex is boring most of the time.

*Hears about unwanted sex but sees that there are no kids getting raped so leaves without writing down names for the list*
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Old 07-04-2011, 04:00 AM
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I'm obliged to do a rape whenever I see a white woman.
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Old 07-04-2011, 04:02 AM
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Default Re: Consensual sex is boring most of the time.

I have a friend who has to sneak in with a mask on and kick down the door and basically come in and pretend to rape his girlfriend, thats the only way she gets off, Or he has to give her xanax and then put it in her butt.

I'm 100% serious by the way.

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Old 07-04-2011, 04:07 AM
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Give her xanax and fuck her butt? I could live with a sex life like that!
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Old 07-04-2011, 04:46 AM
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Default Re: Consensual sex is boring most of the time.

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I'm obliged to do a rape whenever I see a white woman.
Not a surprise.

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Old 07-04-2011, 02:55 PM
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I have a friend who has to sneak in with a mask on and kick down the door and basically come in and pretend to rape his girlfriend

I'm 100% serious by the way.
See kids, work hard and it pays off in the end.
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