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Old 07-07-2011, 10:07 PM
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Don't they know that shit scares me like a bitch? Just call me before you get here and I'll wait outside for you. This is killing my fucking heart
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Old 07-07-2011, 10:15 PM
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Default Re: I hate it when people ring my doorbell or knock on my door

No what i fucking hate is when some person you dont know knock on your door 2 am in the morning and your like wtf are you doing.
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Old 07-07-2011, 10:18 PM
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When I'm high on cocaine I get paranoid and when I hear noises in the hallway (I live in an apartment) my heart always starts pumping faster, I think it's the police coming to get me.
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Old 07-07-2011, 10:20 PM
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I would probably have a heart attack if someone knocked on my door when I was high because no one comes to see me regularly so I would assume it was the police.
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Old 07-07-2011, 10:22 PM
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if someone dosent know me the usualy leave after knocking on the door as my german shepard dosent take kindly to pepole on her porch and lets it be well known from behind the door
she has quite the taste for biteing the fuck out of pepole too i have to escort my freinds downstairs to the bathroom if she is loose and hasent known them for months


even if they are persistant im cautious aka armed when i answer the door rarely does anyone show up unannounced that i know
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Old 07-07-2011, 10:22 PM
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Yeah I'm like that all the time and I don't use cocaine or any drugs. I don't even think it's the cops, it's just a huge insult. It's involuntary too, every time it happens my heart flutters. I'm getting sick and tired of this bullcrap and one of these days I'm going to dropkick that door down
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Old 07-07-2011, 10:24 PM
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even if they are persistant im cautious aka armed when i answer the door rarely does anyone show up unannounced that i know
Oh yeah exactly man, exactly, that's the way you gotta do it. Every single time. It doesn't matter what you have, a knife, a handgun, a sword, an assault rifle, whatever is nearby. Gotta grab it every time. They're all out to get you. Every person is out there looking to do harm to someone. You've got to remain vigilant. That one little time you decide to get complacent is always when you get killed.
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Old 07-07-2011, 10:26 PM
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You should install a video camera right outside your door that way you could see what's going outside, if I could have one it would tone my anxiety down a lot.
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Old 07-07-2011, 10:27 PM
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I get scared as fuck when my phone rings because I always assume it's debt collection.

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Old 07-07-2011, 10:30 PM
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That's totally right. You know what, you can get really cheap CCTV equipment at www.dealextreme.com. It's not garbage either, that stuff that the name brands sell all comes from the same factories in China as this stuff, the only difference is that it isn't labeled. I'm definitely thinking about getting something like this or at least making a homemade periscope.
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Old 07-07-2011, 10:31 PM
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I get scared as fuck when my phone rings because I always assume it's debt collection (which it always is).
Really? That sucks. You should ditch that phone and buy a trac phone so they can't call you. Or really just ditch all the phones. I don't know how people do that phone stuff, it's like a chore
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Old 07-07-2011, 10:32 PM
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Do it, consider it as an investment because it might very well save you some years on your life expectancy.
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Really? That sucks. You should ditch that phone and buy a trac phone so they can't call you. Or really just ditch all the phones. I don't know how people do that phone stuff, it's like a chore
If they can't get in touch with me they'll send bailiffs to my place. Shit's fucked.
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Old 07-07-2011, 10:33 PM
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If they can't get in touch with me they'll send bailiffs to my place. Shit's fucked.
What happened to the 40k you said you had in your bank account a few months back?
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Old 07-07-2011, 10:34 PM
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Yeah exactly. We need to think up something to frighten the people who ring doorbells and stuff. Like a Chucky doll that jumps out of a paper sack every time someone rings the doorbell
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If they can't get in touch with me they'll send bailiffs to my place. Shit's fucked.
They can do that in England? They can't in America. I don't think...
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What happened to the 40k you said you had in your bank account a few months back?
A mixture of poor investment decisions and big spending (drugs, holidays, stupid shit).
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Old 07-07-2011, 10:37 PM
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They can do that in England? They can't in America. I don't think...
Yeah, they have permission to climb in through your window. I shit you not. They can seize all of my stuff and sell it at auction.
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Old 07-07-2011, 10:38 PM
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If I could I would buy a .44 magnum and blow away people who I consider to be a threat just like grey fox.
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Old 07-07-2011, 10:40 PM
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A mixture of poor investment decisions and big spending (drugs, holidays, stupid shit).
Damn bro, hope you had fun.
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Yeah, they have permission to climb in through your window. I shit you not. They can seize all of my stuff and sell it at auction.
That is insane. If gun laws weren't so stringent in England this would not be happening. Big government run amuck. You need to vote for some pro-gun people so you can kill these guys, No doubt the Democrats want this in America. This is why I urge every American to go out there and buy as many guns and ammunition as possible. Even if you never need them we may need to start shipping them to our Brothers and Sisters in England

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Old 07-07-2011, 11:03 PM
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Paranoia paranoia
They're coming to get me!

Just say you never met me.

I prefer people to phone first. It's not a 150 years ago before even land line phones.
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