I gave up a friend b/c she didn't want to fuck.

Twin Gats · #1 07-08-2011, 05:00 PM

Im gona skip the bullshit with this one, to make it easier to understand.

I had this girl-friend, that would come over and call me everyday, we would hang out 2-4 times a week and have a good time.

Eventually i started liking her. I knew she liked me as a friend, infact she was crazy for me as a friend.

One problem though, she had this long distance relationship with some older guy, whom she really "loved" but never saw. We discussed cheating many times, and she said she could never live with herself if she did.

The feeling never went away. This girl turned me on, but didn't want the dick. I tried. I got her drunk once and she was talking about how shes gonna fuck her bf when she saw him. I never talked to her again after that day, and now i give her dirty looks every time i see her.

J.P.W · #2 07-08-2011, 05:13 PM

Nice, is this posted in your blog aswell? Does that have the extended version? I'm dying to know every single detail.

WAN · #3 07-08-2011, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by J.P.W

Nice, is this posted in your blog aswell? Does that have the extended version? I'm dying to know every single detail.

pot calling the kettle black

Anima Mundi · #4 07-08-2011, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by WAN

pot calling the kettle black

Ugly tranny insulting fucking loser.

Everyone sucks. This entire thread, including myself, should be euthanized.

J.P.W · #5 07-08-2011, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Anima Mundi

Ugly tranny insulting fucking loser.

Everyone sucks. This entire thread, including myself, should be euthanized.

You calling me a loser? You self hating piece of shit.

bumble · #6 07-08-2011, 05:24 PM

Yup... this is how men work. They only are interested in talking to women if they're going to get sex out of it. I can't blame them, but it still makes me sad.

King of the world · #7 07-08-2011, 05:25 PM

Good lad, I wouldn't let it bother you though, she most likely never fucked her "boyfriend" when she saw him or didn't do a very good job of it. Sounds like an attention seeker.

Ed Lister · #8 07-08-2011, 05:26 PM

dats straight up cold MegaKush dawg damn

Seriously though. Either grow up and learn to live with the fact that you may have fleeting feelings for women that you become close to (i.e. friends) that are not reciprocated. It's your call to throw away a good friend because she doesn't like you like that but it's a shitty call. Just sayin'

J.P.W · #9 07-08-2011, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by bumble

Yup... this is how men work. They only are interested in talking to women if they're going to get sex out of it. I can't blame them, but it still makes me sad.

Not really, she fed his desire but didnt put out. She is to blame for all of this.

King of the world · #10 07-08-2011, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by J.P.W

Not really, she fed his desire but didnt put out. She is to blame for all of this.

Frigid cunts.

King of the world · #11 07-08-2011, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Ed Lister

dats straight up cold MegaKush dawg damn

Seriously though. Either grow up and learn to live with the fact that you may have fleeting feelings for women that you become close to (i.e. friends) that are not reciprocated. It's your call to throw away a good friend because she doesn't like you like that but it's a shitty call. Just sayin'

Hardly. Women don't make good friends, just a little bit better fleshlight.

J.P.W · #12 07-08-2011, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by King of the world

Hardly. Women don't make good friends, just a little bit better fleshlight.

There's an exception to this rule, it's rare but true.

Blunderstar · #13 07-08-2011, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by King of the world

Hardly. Women don't make good friends, just a little bit better fleshlight.

I've never seen a fleshlight before, so I youtube'd and got this review...

Youtube

It looks gross. Why did they have to include the pee hole? I don't wanna look at that.

Ughhhh... worthless.

Mashleshmash · #14 07-08-2011, 05:37 PM

OP is megakush?

Unnecessary~surgery · #15 07-08-2011, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by bumble

Yup... this is how men work. They only are interested in talking to women if they're going to get sex out of it. I can't blame them, but it still makes me sad.

Because women is generally boring and annoying. Why would men endure that if they dont get to bone?

Blunderstar · #16 07-08-2011, 05:43 PM

Lolol. The autoblow?

Youtube

They have stuff for everything these days.

I remember girls always saying, "Oh my god, fleshlights don't do everything! What about blowjobs and handjobs and all those other moves!"

Twin Gats · #17 07-08-2011, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by bumble

Yup... this is how men work. They only are interested in talking to women if they're going to get sex out of it. I can't blame them, but it still makes me sad.

Yep. If you're a chick, please don't waste guys' time unless you're gonna let em in.

Blunderstar · #18 07-08-2011, 05:48 PM

Now THIS is a sex toy!

Youtube

Twin Gats · #19 07-08-2011, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Ed Lister

dats straight up cold MegaKush dawg damn

Seriously though. Either grow up and learn to live with the fact that you may have fleeting feelings for women that you become close to (i.e. friends) that are not reciprocated. It's your call to throw away a good friend because she doesn't like you like that but it's a shitty call. Just sayin'

When we were out in public, anyone would think we were boyfriend and girlfriend. She touched me all the time, and i touched her. We held hands sometimes. The homies always asked if she was my bitch too, but i just had to be all like "naaaaaaahhh shes just a friend" which sucks.

only b/c she was foreign, she acted like that i think, all close physically and shit.

Unnecessary~surgery · #20 07-08-2011, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Blunderful Returns

Now THIS is a sex toy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYJ_Ofd83eI

That is bloodydiaperman? Jahahahahha thats amazing

Daily · #21 07-08-2011, 06:05 PM

This thread is really awkward, I can't explain it.

Nolte · #22 07-08-2011, 06:10 PM

Should have given that bitch 2 tickets to the gat show.

Smokey · #23 07-08-2011, 06:14 PM

She will put out, your just not working it right. Talk more about her boyfriend, get her angry at him.

If it comes to it, synth some GHB.

Star Wars Fan · #24 07-08-2011, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Twin Gats

only b/c she was foreign, she acted like that i think, all close physically and shit.

huh? explain. what country were you and her from?

Twin Gats · #25 07-08-2011, 06:46 PM

Ive lived in america my entire life, she grew up in russia

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Originally Posted by Smokey

She will put out, your just not working it right. Talk more about her boyfriend, get her angry at him.

If it comes to it, synth some GHB.

Oh i milked that till she got annoyed. Every time I would bring up how much of a flake he was for never visiting her, she would be all like "its ok, its ok, weve fought so many times but we still love each other"

It was too much of an emotional load. All because she wouldn't let me blow my load in her mouth or on her tits.

**Haiti's Space Agency** · #26 07-08-2011, 06:47 PM

You did the right thing.

Smokey · #27 07-08-2011, 06:51 PM

Them damn russian girls... ):<

SeanyDigital · #28 07-08-2011, 06:52 PM

Man, no bitch wants to fuck you. Thats hilarious... MAYBE ITS BECAUSE YOU ARE A LOSER?!?!?

Twin Gats · #29 07-08-2011, 07:05 PM

No, its because she didn't want to.

SeanyDigital · #30 07-08-2011, 07:09 PM

No, its because you have no game son. When I was a young pimp on the prowl I could steal a bitch right in front of her man. You can't even fuck a bitch while her man is far far away. I know I built a little bad karma, fucking dudes girlfriends/wives while they're in Iraq/Afghanistan, but it already came back around for me so I can laugh about it now.

Twin Gats · #31 07-08-2011, 07:13 PM

Cool story bro.

King of the world · #32 07-08-2011, 08:55 PM

Change your name back to MegaKush, queer.

Twin Gats · #33 07-08-2011, 10:19 PM

never

dreamcastsega · #34 07-09-2011, 05:10 PM

So you weren't able to have sex for whatever reason,you wanted that type of relationship just moving on is the right thing. Maybe she will toss you a bone now,if not o well. Telling her up front hey I got feelings for you,I can't just stay friend with you sorry would been a mature way to go about it.

Star Wars Fan · #35 07-09-2011, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by bumble

Yup... this is how men work. They only are interested in talking to women if they're going to get sex out of it. I can't blame them, but it still makes me sad.

Not quite........................

Twin Gats · #36 07-09-2011, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by dreamcastsega

So you weren't able to have sex for whatever reason,you wanted that type of relationship just moving on is the right thing. Maybe she will toss you a bone now,if not o well. Telling her up front hey I got feelings for you,I can't just stay friend with you sorry would been a mature way to go about it.

yeah well im not mature at all im 20 soo

that was the best way to handle it for me

Marijuanasaurus · #37 07-09-2011, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by bumble

Yup... this is how men work. They only are interested in talking to women if they're going to get sex out of it. I can't blame them, but it still makes me sad.

NEWS FLASH!

NO MAN keeps a woman as a friend UNLESS:

He wants to fuck

Hes gay.

Tokerface · #38 07-11-2011, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Marijuanasaurus

NEWS FLASH!

NO MAN keeps a woman as a friend UNLESS:

He wants to fuck

Hes gay.

Misogynistic douchebags

The Greek · #39 07-11-2011, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Marijuanasaurus

NEWS FLASH!

NO MAN keeps a woman as a friend UNLESS:

He wants to fuck

Hes gay.

Not always true.

**p6867** · #40 07-11-2011, 11:07 AM

It's also worth noting that you didn't, give up a friend, you struck out.

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