Wrong place, wrong time, wife thinks im still with childhood fuck buddy

[cheech]

I live with my wife, Billie in this small sorta half shitty public housing apartment. It's pretty shit living in public housing, and I can afford much more since I work 3 jobs but I like it cos its convenient and I'd rather save the money. Anyways one day when I was coming home from overtime at the panelbeaters I saw that I was being followed by this fat dude in a trenchcoat.

I was fuck tired after work and didn't really feel like roughing this guy up, or a confrontation of any sorts, but I didn't want the guy to know where I lived so I called B and got her to bring the car round to the local service station so I could lose the tail. As I was waiting at the service station the fat guy came up to me and I realised it was this old childhood fuck buddy of mine.

Back in the day Jean, the chick, was fucking everything, the bees knees, however you wanna put it. She had tits out there, and her body was just pure sex. Jean had gotten much much fatter tho. She quickly explained her whole situation, about how her ex left her with a kid, and that even though shes plowed through lines of men that I was the one that stood out, how I always cared for her and how she always wished that we were more than fuck buddies. She showed me her kid and being the nice guy that I was i started asking the kid questions, making him feel more comfortable and shit. I was like oh hey bud, want a lolly, all that nonchalant make the kid happy bullshit.

I think while I was doing this my wife must have driven over and seen the girl and her kid. I wasn't doing anything weird with the kid, I might have just knelt down next to him and put a hand on his shoulder or something, with my ex fuck buddy standing over me. The thing is that my wife knows the fuck buddy from school as well and she's always very very fucking jealous and touchy on the subject. I'm afraid that she has jumped to conclusions and lost all her faith in me. She hasn't been home for 2 days and doesn't pick up her phone, it always goes straight through to voicemail.

I don't know what to do! I really really don't want to fuck up everything with my wife, we are just planning for a baby, we've got some money saved up and we're gonna move out of public housing and rent a nice studio apartment uptown. I want to get her back but I'm not sure what conclusions she's jumped to yet. I left her a message on her voicemail, but I don't know if it was a mistake... :/

http://vocaroo.com/?media=v61HPx1BRTyd1YkN7

Have I really fucked this up guys?

[J.P.W]

Either you have done something in the past to make her not come home or shes crazy as fuck. Wich is it?

[Sir Cornwell]

Originally Posted by J.P.W

Either you have done something in the past to make her not come home or shes crazy as fuck. Witch is it?

Yeah, he's right. Is she actually a witch and you're in denial? Better to find out now before you have a kid.

To think that you're sneaking around behind her back when you asked her to come to where fatty ended up talking to you? Where you knew your wife was going to be any minute? That sounds like she is goofy.

Maybe she just used it as an excuse to run off to her secret lover to be consoled, "Honey, I just don't understand how he could cheat on me! I give him everything. Everything I don't give to you that is!"

Either that or she's been kidnapped or is in hospital after an accident.

[mafiabro]

Bitches be crazy

[The American Gentleman]

Originally Posted by cheech

http://vocaroo.com/?media=v61HPx1BRTyd1YkN7

LOL.

You have nothing to hide though, remember that. Your conscience is clean and all you have to do is keep your cool and explain the situation when she calms down and decides to come back.

[Twin Gats]

Lol, what an interesting anecdote. Good read.

And yeah, your situation is minor. It'll clear up in no time once you explain it to her in women terms, no logic. they hate logic.

[Psych]

You notuced a shady lokking fat guy, in a trench coat, hanging with a little boy, and you're too tired to beat the fuck out of him? I don't care how tired you are, when you see a pedophile, you attack. No excuses.

This story is made up BS anyhow.

[The American Gentleman]

Originally Posted by Psych

You notuced a shady looking fat guy, in a trench coat, hanging with a little boy, and you're too tired to beat the fuck out of him? I don't care how tired you are, when you see a pedophile, you attack. No excuses.

[InspiredByMe]

Good troll sir

[JC Denton]

I started fucking loling loudly and thought you were trolling at the part you said the fat guy in a trench coat was actually your childhood fuckbuddy.

But yea, slut's don't do well after their teens. I'm not surprised she ended up like that. Just let your wife cool down, shouldn't take much longer. Then calmly explain the situation and try to appeal to her emotions. Don't ever use logic with women like Twin Gats said.

Also, don't eat her cooking for a while... You might end up like that guy who's transexual wife drugged him, got him tied up, and cut off his penis before throwing it in the garbage disposal recently.

[The American Gentleman]

Originally Posted by OMr_duckO

Also, don't eat her cooking for a while... You might end up like that guy who's transexual wife drugged him, got him tied up, and cut off his penis before throwing it in the garbage disposal recently.

THIS ^

[Zanick]

This is your wife you're talking about here. People who jump to self-defeating conclusions may find themselves in dangerous situations. You might have to suspend your anger, if you have any, and make sure she's safe. She'll come around, and if you can accept her for who she is, then you'll understand to an extent why she was upset. Then she'll feel better, and you'll feel better that she feels better. Just don't try and stand up for yourself, there's no winning with women in things like this.

[Sir Cornwell]

Yeah. Even if she's gone off and gotten laid as revenge for what she thinks you've done: don't say anything. Just raise the child as your own.

[Trix Are For Kids]

HAHAHA

I knew something was up when you jumped from a fat guy following you to a childhood lover.

4/10

[unstableasatable]

wait till period over ..... makeup

oh did the voice mail HEHE

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

This is one of the best troll threads... or i'm real high one of the two, HAHAHAHAHHAAHHA

it was a super hard story to follow and i reread it like 20 times to comprehend it.. then I listened to the voicemail and I was all "WAIT A SEC"

HAHAHAHA

[The American Gentleman]

Originally Posted by Weed Smoker

This is one of the best troll threads... or i'm real high one of the two, HAHAHAHAHHAAHHA

it was a super hard story to follow and i reread it like 20 times to comprehend it.. then I listened to the voicemail and I was all "WAIT A SEC"

HAHAHAHA

hurr durr duuurrrr