Fucking social retards

[King of the world]

I've just had an epiphany today that not only are social retards annoying as hell and funny to make fun of, but they're also selfish bastards. Today I was doing a job for an old lady who had gone out for the day but told me her grandson would give me the money. Boy did he look like a nerdy fucker, his school uniform was too small for him, his ankles were showing on his trousers, he had thick rimmed black glasses on and his mannerisms were awkward and depressed as if he was miserable with his life, but I digress. I went to get the money and told him the job was finished for his gran, he gave me a blank stare and just gave me the money, so I went on my way and said bye and got no reply back. It doesn't make me rage, but I just thought "What a nerdy cunt."

Social retards are all like thinking "Oh, I better not speak or do anything because I don't want people to know I'm a fucking freak when I open my sperging mouth."

They're all like "Why can't people be more like me, why can't people understand me", the world does not revolve around awkward nerds you cocksuckers, you are not the sun. Why can't they understand normal people and be more like them? Oh...wait... Social retards are selfish and rude. Everything is always everybody else's fault and never theirs. I wish I would have just burst through the door and been like "Right, gimme the money" and made him shit himself.

[Blunderstar]

Hahaha. Yeah, I used to be like that. I wanna go back in time and tell myself to grow up.

[J.P.W]

If people like that didn't exist, I wouldn't look so awesome.

[King of the world]

Don't get me wrong, I'm mildly introverted myself, I take periods of time to myself fairly often and can't be arsed going out all of the time or talking on the phone to someone or I'll wait until my next door neighbour has gone in before leaving sometimes so I'm not just making idle chatter, I'm also not the loudest in the group. When you're introverted to the point of barely interacting with anyone or anything at all, that's when something is wrong.