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Relevant and very interesting.

P.S. Jim Carrey is probably my favorite actor.
He's a fucking terrible actor.
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Old 08-04-2011, 05:53 PM
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He's definitely funnier when he's not talking about the inevitable economic meltdown and destruction of the country.
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He's a fucking terrible actor.
He makes some funny noises and faces sometimes though.
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He's funnier then Rob "The Stapler" Schneider.
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Old 08-04-2011, 06:23 PM
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Old 08-04-2011, 06:28 PM
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*waits for JFLC*
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Old 08-04-2011, 06:28 PM
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Could be, but you can see he's actually just mentioning, and not really giving too much insight about it.

He's got his own thread though. So there ya go.
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Old 08-04-2011, 09:04 PM
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Jim Carrey is hilarious, he was real funny in Dumb & Dumber
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Old 08-04-2011, 09:43 PM
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He was the 90's version of Jack Black, but Jim is still slightly better offstage
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Old 08-04-2011, 09:48 PM
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He's a fucking terrible actor.
I thought he was OK in that 13 (think that's what it was called). Only straight roll I've seen him in. He's had a few pretty funny films, Ace Ventura, Dumb & Dumber, Cable Guy (love him in this). There's worse actors out there judging by their material.
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Yeah Cable Guy is my favorite Jim Carrey film, Dumb and Dumber being the next.
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Old 08-05-2011, 06:20 AM
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2000's Jim Carrey is pretty shit. 90's Jim Carrey is the fucking man.
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Old 08-05-2011, 08:18 AM
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Jim Carrey was a great singer for Cannibal Corpse for 5 seconds.
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Old 08-05-2011, 08:37 AM
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To this day he's still memorable from when he started on In Living Color, he was hilarious on that show.
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Old 08-05-2011, 08:20 PM
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How dare you

Jim Carrey is a wonderful comedian and actor whose career was ruined when he started making jokes about Hollywood establishment and the Academy; then he started only getting mediocre roles.
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yeah, this is how it goes for me:

cable guy > dumb and dumber

also, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind is awesome.
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Old 08-05-2011, 10:14 PM
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Jim Carrey is amazing in Man on the Moon. He plays Andi Kaufman amazingly.

He just stars in way too many watered down, family friendly, mildly funny, comedies nowadays.
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Jim Carrey is amazing in Man on the Moon. He plays Andi Kaufman amazingly.

He just stars in way too many watered down, family friendly, mildly funny, comedies nowadays.
That is exactly what I was just about to post.

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He is just like most of the other entertainers....Once they get money in their pocket, they start to suck. They lose the hunger that made them ambitious and creative. The richer they get the more they suck. Jim Carrey has become pretty wealthy lately.
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Almost everything he did before Truman Show was funny.
Then he just became a sensetive soccer dad and started doing shitty family movies

And In Living Color was fucking awesome.

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He overacts and it gets annoying pretty fast. He's just a hit or miss kinda guy. I've enjoyed some of his movies, but a lot of the time he can piss me off.

You know who really sucks though?

Robin Fucking Williams.
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You know who really sucks though?

Robin Fucking Williams.
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He overacts and it gets annoying pretty fast. He's just a hit or miss kinda guy. I've enjoyed some of his movies, but a lot of the time he can piss me off.

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Robin Fucking Williams.
This. Fucking joke thief.
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He thinks he's such a fuckin' hoot. He is not funny. I hate him.
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He thinks he's such a fuckin' hoot. He is not funny. I hate him.
He's good in small doses.
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NEVER!

He thinks he's such a fuckin' hoot. He is not funny. I hate him.
Then don't watch his comedy. I don't really care for him in comedy movies either. But he's excellent in Good Morning Vietnam!, Good Will Hunting, Insomnia, and One Hour Photo to name a few.

Also Fern Gully of course.

And he was amazing in the Law & Order episode he did recently.
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He's good in small doses.
Miniscule. I liked Mrs. Doubtfire…Yeeap...

Ever see him doing interviews on late night shows? GOD DAMN. Everyone just feeds into his ego of being this comedic genius. Then he tries to pull some serious shit like Dead Poet’s Society or Jack, and now he’s also this great dramatic actor.

I hate his face. Hairy S.O.B...
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I like Robin William's movies, but only because he reminds me of a dead family member. His stand up stuff is okay if you don't watch more than 5 minutes. Good movies, mediocre comedy.

ed: ah! Dead Poet's Society, Hook, Mrs. Doubtfire, Good Morning Vietnam, Good Will Hunting... fuck what anyone says, I'm a Robin Williams fan. Like Jim, he was good in the early-mid 90s.
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have you ever seen Jack with Robin Williams? I grew up with that fucking movie. almost cried at it

or like when he's talking to his kid friends and they're like, "have you ever had a boner?"

"yeah i got a boner for christmas"
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