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Old 03-22-2009, 12:05 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcJn5XlbSFk

or just a small percentage that make the rest look bad to the world?
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Old 03-22-2009, 12:08 AM
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small percentage
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Old 03-22-2009, 12:09 AM
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. That's really all I have to say.

Oh, this too: that's FOXNEWS for you. Cunts. Argh, I could rant on for so long... meh.
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Old 03-22-2009, 10:11 AM
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Is this is some sort of... bad comedy show
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Old 03-22-2009, 01:54 PM
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. That's really all I have to say.

Oh, this too: that's FOXNEWS for you. Cunts. Argh, I could rant on for so long... meh.
Don't you mean FAUXNEWS?
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Old 03-22-2009, 05:58 PM
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Is it called red eye because they're all high?
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Old 03-22-2009, 06:14 PM
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Most arrogant Americans think like this. All high and mighty and pounding their chest against foreigners. I'm an American and they are a disgrace.
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Old 03-22-2009, 06:16 PM
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Default Re: Do Americans actually think like this?!

no. ALL of them think like this.

Trust me, I live in that shit hole of a country...*waits for the typical response from a shit-for-brains american*
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Old 03-22-2009, 06:25 PM
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satire is even funnier when it's unintentional, i got a few chuckles out of that.
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Old 03-22-2009, 07:09 PM
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The most powerful country in the UNIVERSE!

Fox has always been full of shite.
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Old 03-22-2009, 07:42 PM
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Ahh, fox news.
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Is this is some sort of... bad comedy show
Yes.

All of us.

Every last one of us think EXACTLY that way.
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Old 03-22-2009, 07:55 PM
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Yes.

All of us.

Every last one of us think EXACTLY that way.
Seeing the thread title I thought the EXACT same thing.
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Old 03-22-2009, 07:58 PM
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Seeing the thread title I thought the EXACT same thing.
Stupid. I hate people like the thread starter.

"ME SEE ASSWIPE IDIOT ON TV! HE AMERICAN! ALL AMERICANS ACT LIKE DIS?????"

What a stupid way to think.

Yes - and all over them are over 300 pounds, too.

Retarded.

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Old 03-22-2009, 08:01 PM
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Its fox, their a bunch of clowns. That said we're assholes anyway.
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Old 03-22-2009, 08:04 PM
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Yes, American as a whole has that exact mentality.
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Old 03-23-2009, 01:08 AM
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Stupid. I hate people like the thread starter.

"ME SEE ASSWIPE IDIOT ON TV! HE AMERICAN! ALL AMERICANS ACT LIKE DIS?????"

What a stupid way to think.

Yes - and all over them are over 300 pounds, too.

Retarded.

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Kinda peculiar how you can completely lose your ability to detect sarcasm, just because it's aimed at yourself.

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Old 03-23-2009, 01:13 AM
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Kinda peculiar how you can completely lose your ability to detect sarcasm, just because it's aimed at yourself.

Now that's stupid.
Durr

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Old 03-23-2009, 01:22 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcJn5XlbSFk

or just a small percentage that make the rest look bad to the world?
This question is almost as fucking stupid as the people in the video clip. But to answer your question GO FUCK YOURSELF.
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Old 03-23-2009, 01:29 AM
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Those cocky mother fuckers, We send our troops, who die helping them, For some unjust cause, and they mock my country and call it rediculous! I swear if i ever got a hold of them I would probably break some necks and kick in some teeth, such ignorance, i dont think i have really been this offended by america before, although it is fox, im gonna destroy fox.
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Old 03-23-2009, 01:29 AM
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It's called FOX News.

I don't associate with people who think like this but I do actually know alot..
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Old 03-23-2009, 02:12 AM
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These are extreme conservatives, and some Americans do think like this unfortunately. But regardless if it's Fox News, it's a major media entity none the less and you can't simply say that only a few people in America think like this. The majority of opinions in the bible belt resemble some of these beliefs but not to the satirical level displayed here (I hope). Being from the northeast, extreme conservatives are few and far between.
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Old 03-23-2009, 02:28 AM
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This reminds me of the often overlooked fact. 50% of the population are by definition below average intelligence!
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Old 03-23-2009, 02:46 AM
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no. ALL of them think like this.

Trust me, I live in that shit hole of a country...*waits for the typical response from a shit-for-brains american*
I like how the guy from Texas knows that fox news fanatics are a minority, but the guy from fucking New York City doesn't have a clue. Irony.
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Default Re: Do Americans actually think like this?!

just the fuck you foreign bastard. that show brought all sorts of great points and facts. your just jealous your not in the most powerful nation in the universe.
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Old 03-23-2009, 04:46 AM
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Default Re: Do Americans actually think like this?!

Hey here is a good question. Does every foreigner in the world think American are insects? That we have a fuckin' queen somewhere shooting us out of her ass and we think the same god damn things that everyone else does?

No. Not all Americans think like that. Just most of them. That's only because most of them are brain washed my the media and have been under the influence of idiot government propaganda.
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Old 03-23-2009, 01:25 PM
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Holy shit... *Vomits*
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Old 03-23-2009, 01:43 PM
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Default Re: Do Americans actually think like this?!

You shouldn't take reports like that seriously, it is becoming a new trend in America for non traditional news reports to cause a lot of controversy. The more people talk about it, the more dough it makes. You guys must not watch much news other than your local news and news shows that have been on for a while.
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You shouldn't take reports like that seriously, it is becoming a new trend in America for non traditional news reports to cause a lot of controversy. The more people talk about it, the more dough it makes. You guys must not watch much news other than your local news and news shows that have been on for a while.
This. I usually try to stay away from the media though. Most of it is all liberal brainwashing propaganda.

Sometimes I feel like I'm in a world surrounded by idiots. Not just in America either, I used to think that it would be nicer to live in Europe... but then I see all this crazy shit goin down and I think, "hmmm maybe not...." At least America hasn't gone completely overboard with censorship.
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just the fuck you foreign bastard. that show brought all sorts of great points and facts. your just jealous your not in the most powerful nation in the universe.
I think the saddest point about this post is that even though I know you're trolling, it wouldn't even surprise me if some dipshit actually said this seriously.
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Old 03-23-2009, 05:23 PM
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I still think that's got to be comedy... except it's on Fox so... Fuck even so that stoned comedian, Doug (I just remembered he's the guy off Super High Me), being involved in something like this seems weird, I mean he doesn't seem like the type of guest usually on these sorts of shows. Is that show usually more serious? Was this like the last item, you know a "kitty rescued by firemen today" sort of story, because they know most Yanks likes to laugh at Canada?

Anyway, weird, kind of creepy, actually, to think even some people are like that.
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Old 03-23-2009, 06:19 PM
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...and you wonder why shit like Columbine and the other school shootings happen. There is such a rift in this country it's ridiculous. These people are the ones we need to shoot, but no...
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Canadians are a bunch of pussies. Nothing new here.
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I'm an American, and I'm proud my people act like this. We'd all be flinging shit at each other if there wasn't a competitive league of nations like the US and Iran to keep us thinking. If we were all just a bunch of liberal faggots and respected everyone else, America never could have become the most technologically innovative, superior nation on Earth.

The people in this thread represent the minority of Americans. Few Americans are as pussified, feminized and faggotized as the queers in this thread.
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Old 03-24-2009, 01:13 AM
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Is it called red eye because they're all high?
it is because it comes on late. you know, tired, red eyes.
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Old 03-24-2009, 01:22 AM
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When in doubt, just remember that at least a quarter of this country is (for all practical purposes) mentally retarded.
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When in doubt, just remember that at least a quarter of this country is (for all practical purposes) mentally retarded.
And? The average black IQ is 83, I don't see you bragging about that.
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And? The average black IQ is 83, I don't see you bragging about that.
I don't care what the average black IQ is. It doesn't make that 25%+ of Americans any less retarded.
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You understand that 25% of Americans demographic you are talking about are blacks right?
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You understand the 25% of those retarded Americans are black right?
That would be an interesting feat, since blacks only make up 13% of the country.

Either way, 25% was an extremely generous estimate. It's probably more like 50%+ when you factor in everyone: racists, extreme conservatives, extreme liberals, devout religious people, conspiracy theorists, homophobes, most of your family, etc.
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