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Old 08-10-2011, 06:51 AM
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Is it just like a massive brawl with people killing over bananas and potatoes? How do they sort that shit out. I bet a lot of gang rape occurs there.
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Old 08-10-2011, 07:17 AM
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Is it just like a massive brawl with people killing over bananas and potatoes? How do they sort that shit out. I bet a lot of gang rape occurs there.
I'm guessing they use currency like every other country....? Even North Korea has currency.
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Old 08-10-2011, 07:22 AM
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In a true communist country stores don't exist, currency doesn't exist, neither do potatoes or bananas, one might ask the mighty Rolf "why?", Rolf would answer: "because a true communist country doesn't and never will exist", answers Rolf.
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Old 08-10-2011, 07:23 AM
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Old 08-10-2011, 07:26 AM
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In a true communist country stores don't exist, currency doesn't exist, neither do potatoes or bananas, one might ask the mighty Rolf "why?", Rolf would answer: "because a true communist country doesn't and never will exist", answers Rolf.
Amish people don't exist? They don't use currency. They trade like butter and wool and daughters and shit.
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Old 08-10-2011, 07:28 AM
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Amish people don't exist? They don't use currency. They trade like butter and wool and daughters and shit.
Your mom is amish, pussy.
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Just go to any grocery store in the first world because every nation in the first world is a Communist nation.
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Old 08-10-2011, 10:01 AM
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I would guess that grocery stores there would be called grocery stations instead. Their govt would send a truck every week or so and give them a certain amount of stock. Then everyone else can just swap currency for goods. There might be strict record keeping and audits to check if the grocery store worker's arent creating a black market or anything.

Still, im not sure how the more-desirable foods will cost.
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A truck delivers 1 potato and 1 banana to everyone in the country each week.
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Food would be slightly rationed with the grocer and consumer being able to buy a certain amount. More socialist than communist. Just an idea.
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in communist countries... grocery stores don't work, you work for them.
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In Soviet Russia, food buy you!
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http://thegoodfoodcollective.com/

I'd go for some variant of this, but instead of purchasing memberships with money, it should purchased with work or services on the part of the individual.

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So if everyone there is on foodstamps are the grocery stores only busy on the 1st of the month and on the 15th?
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You only get benefits once a month.
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Communist countries are actually pretty free market these days. Really.
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Amish people don't exist? They don't use currency. They trade like butter and wool and daughters and shit.
Amish people (who aren't a country, adds Rolf) still own said butter, said wool and said daughters, adds Rolf. What said Amish have is a barter system, some might call it a "gift economy", which works well only on a small scale, states Rolf.
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Amish people (who aren't a country, adds Rolf) still own said butter, said wool and said daughters, adds Rolf. What said Amish have is a barter system, some might call it a "gift economy", which works well only on a small scale, states Rolf.
Ya those are all good points.
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You only get benefits once a month.
does that mean people only get raped once a month ?
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