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Old 08-11-2011, 01:14 AM
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Ok so my gf recently made a new flamboyantly gay friend from her work. I hung out with them once and he told all these crazy stories of fucking older men and he showed us this humongous dildo that he had. Long story short the guy is a freak in the local gay community. Anyways I've noticed my girl has gotten noticeably better at handling my cock. I suspect that he's giving her advice and whatnot. He saw a hickey on my neck and texted her "I can show you how it's really done", and I suspect from there on he just instructed her some more. It's a WIN situation for me.
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Old 08-11-2011, 01:16 AM
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Default Re: It's good when your girlfriend has a gay guy friend.

What you dont realize is that he may as well be fucking you, she is just a middleman. I bet she is even pretending that she is the fag guy when you guys are fucking. If not, she at least hears him whisper cock handling tips in her mind.
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Old 08-11-2011, 10:28 PM
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She's sucking his dick while he instructs her how.

You still get the benefits of great head but you also have aids now.
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Old 08-11-2011, 10:30 PM
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Be wary when she puts a strap-on and tells you to get on all fours though.
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Old 08-11-2011, 10:35 PM
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You just want a threesome.
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Old 08-12-2011, 12:46 AM
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Ah, I love those guys. They know how to fuckin' party.

Had a friend in college like this. He was 'bi' but he'd fuck anything... literally anything. Including your pets if they looked at him all sexy-like. Just said he was gay because women feel all 'safe' around them and will try on new underwear or ask for them for help shaving their bush into a pretty shape.

Your chick is servicing his dick for 'practice.' But it's she's rationalizing it is OK, because "he's gay, so it's nothing sexual. Besides, I'm doing it for you!"
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This is Zay's first girlfriend and he's made like 29 threads about her. I guarantee she dumps him inexplicably and he kills himself.

Sucker for love, ol bitch ass nigga.
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this has got to be a troll thread. and a successful one.
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Old 08-12-2011, 04:11 PM
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I have this belief that women who talk to men about sex will cheat. I base this on myself fucking every woman that I've had a sexual conversation with. I'll boot fuck a guy if he tried that shit, gay, straight, or bi. If you turn women on, their thought patterns alter them.
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Ok so my gf recently made a new flamboyantly gay friend from her work. I hung out with them once and he told all these crazy stories of fucking older men and he showed us this humongous dildo that he had. Long story short the guy is a freak in the local gay community. Anyways I've noticed my girl has gotten noticeably better at handling my cock. I suspect that he's giving her advice and whatnot. He saw a hickey on my neck and texted her "I can show you how it's really done", and I suspect from there on he just instructed her some more. It's a WIN situation for me.
No it's not. It's not good because then you always end up taking her over to his house to drink cheap liquor, watch TV, and usually don't get any sex. He's also boring as fuck. At least he's a pothead but I can't smoke because of my job. FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

God dammit, I just remembered she wants to bring her VCR over to his house tomorrow to watch all of the original Star Wars instead of staying at her place. FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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No it's not. It's not good because then you always end up taking her over to his house to drink cheap liquor, watch TV, and usually don't get any sex. He's also boring as fuck. At least he's a pothead but I can't smoke because of my job. FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

God dammit, I just remembered she wants to bring her VCR over to his house tomorrow to watch all of the original Star Wars instead of staying at her place. FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Your fucking him behind her back aren't you, don't lie.
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Old 08-14-2011, 04:59 AM
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Your fucking him behind her back aren't you, don't lie.
As a straight man who can willingly say that Clint Eastwood and Harrison Ford are exceptionally handsome fellows, nahh. Really he is not much of a catch, physically speaking. He has a boring personality, not sexy or anything in any way. Pear-shaped, and into D&D-type shit. He is a pothead, and that's the only positive I can think of other than what little cooking he does.

Nope, I'd take my cougar over him any day.
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you also have aids now.
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This fag enabling is not on, Zay. REPENT! and smite the filthy sodomite.
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