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Old 08-16-2011, 02:22 PM
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what is op? i hear it all the time and i don't know what it means
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Old 08-16-2011, 03:22 PM
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omfg...seriously, get off the fucking forum.
lol i did'nt know if it was operation or opsite
so stop complianing but know i know what it means

here's my new idea(read first)
go in to the atm take off the cover(door thing) and mount a cam on the cover then i have it aimed when it open it looks at the combo, then when the guy fills it the cam will record the combo, wait about half an hour after the guy leaves(bank guy) take the cam home and watch it and put it on my mp4 and go rob the atm with the combo

i plan on painting the cam what ever colur it is inside the cover

no need for power tools and no alarms will go off, it will be the prefect crime
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Old 08-16-2011, 03:43 PM
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^ your english is just
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Old 08-16-2011, 04:17 PM
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what nationality are you?
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here's my new idea(read first)
go in to the atm take off the cover(door thing) and mount a cam on the cover then i have it aimed when it open it looks at the combo, then when the guy fills it the cam will record the combo, wait about half an hour after the guy leaves(bank guy) take the cam home and watch it and put it on my mp4 and go rob the atm with the combo

i plan on painting the cam what ever colur it is inside the cover

no need for power tools and no alarms will go off, it will be the prefect crime
"Door thing" ...Now theres a technical term...

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Old 08-16-2011, 11:49 PM
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whens its fully loaded they can hold up to 400k
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Old 08-17-2011, 12:28 AM
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whens its fully loaded they can hold up to 400k
speaking from personal experience mister 1 post man?

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Old 08-17-2011, 12:32 AM
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Old 08-17-2011, 12:58 AM
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The ATM that was at my last place of employment really was not that complicated... FROM WHAT I REMEMBER, it was just two normal (pickable) key locks to get to the money box. One for the cover, and one for the access panel. This was a small, older, very cheap ATM. The inside of these things isn't that complex, the bottom was mostly empty except for one slide out money box filled with 20s. I could probably get to the money box with a crowbar.
The more I think about it It's starting to sound like a good bad idea.
Newer units is certainly another story.
A small business owner with one of these generic ATMs (no bank association) is NOT going to put anything close to 20k in one of these, probably more like 1 or 2 maybe 3.
If it is owned by a bank, they might put more in to reduce the frequency of their workers having to go reload it. And they are almost certainly going to be more high tech and secure.
This makes sense to me, but I'm no expert. Just educated guesses.

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Old 08-17-2011, 01:24 AM
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i gave him a fake ideterfication(also i gave him a empoly id not a real one and i used a empoly a real empoly name on the id so if he calls and ask if there employ named ####### ######## they say yea) also i gave him bussin card(legit bussin) so it can't be tracked back to me

i plan on waiting for about 3 more months and then rob a atm

so i am not retard
i didnt know someone in china would consider breaking into atms wont you get executed
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Old 08-17-2011, 02:37 AM
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i didnt know someone in china would consider breaking into atms wont you get executed
i form australia(not china chinesse are better at spelling), the maxiam i can get is 6 months(comes under breaking&entering laws) also seeing how i was never caught i will get canition
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Old 08-17-2011, 02:42 AM
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The ATM that was at my last place of employment really was not that complicated... FROM WHAT I REMEMBER, it was just two normal (pickable) key locks to get to the money box. One for the cover, and one for the access panel. This was a small, older, very cheap ATM. The inside of these things isn't that complex, the bottom was mostly empty except for one slide out money box filled with 20s. I could probably get to the money box with a crowbar.
The more I think about it It's starting to sound like a good bad idea.
Newer units is certainly another story.
A small business owner with one of these generic ATMs (no bank association) is NOT going to put anything close to 20k in one of these, probably more like 1 or 2 maybe 3.
If it is owned by a bank, they might put more in to reduce the frequency of their workers having to go reload it. And they are almost certainly going to be more high tech and secure.
This makes sense to me, but I'm no expert. Just educated guesses.
cool thanks for the info
i am good at pickpocketing so whould it be worth getting the banks keys to open the atm?(just so i don't need pick the locks)
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Old 08-17-2011, 04:24 AM
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no no no i am no fed
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Old 08-17-2011, 06:56 AM
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i form australia(not china chinesse are better at spelling), the maxiam i can get is 6 months(comes under breaking&entering laws) also seeing how i was never caught i will get canition
I too am from Australia, please get your scum ass out of my fucking country
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Old 08-17-2011, 06:58 AM
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Old 08-17-2011, 07:23 AM
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Old 08-17-2011, 07:31 AM
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my country now, go back to china
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Old 08-17-2011, 07:46 AM
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i got u mixed up with lucifereus post lol sorry lol i delet the post
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Old 08-17-2011, 07:54 AM
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you didn't delete my post...
you deleted your own post
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Old 08-17-2011, 07:57 AM
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So...about the ATMs?
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Old 08-17-2011, 08:03 AM
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So...about the ATMs?
ok safecracking wont work and power tools will set of alarms so i plan on recording the combo on the safe using a small pinhole cam and then i can watch the vid and then i can break in open the safe and not set off any alarms
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Old 08-17-2011, 08:07 AM
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Ok...let me know how that works out for ya.

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Ok...let me know how that works out for ya.

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Old 08-17-2011, 10:55 AM
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Ok...let me know how that works out for ya.

You would have to pay his bail first...
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Old 08-17-2011, 11:03 AM
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Old 08-17-2011, 11:14 AM
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Old 08-17-2011, 11:27 AM
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you didn't delete my post...
you deleted your own post
of corse i did u did'nt do any thing worng(why do i need to delet your post?)

why does every one think i will get caught? if i get caught i have a freind who whould galdy take the blam(for 75% of the money i get form it)
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Old 08-17-2011, 11:29 AM
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do it and take pics then post them here

you'll be really cool if you do that
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Old 08-17-2011, 11:39 AM
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do it and take pics then post them here
i whould but the fredel police whould be knocking on my door also the site might get in trouble if i posted pics of money or the atm or the vid of the combo

this is hyperthical i will not be doing this
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Old 08-17-2011, 11:40 AM
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This has to be someone else, and the biggest fucking troll ever.

No one can be this stupid, e.g.:
"bussin" ...business.
"empoly" ...employee
"fedrel" ...federal
"canition" ...WTF IS THIS!? ...kill yourself.

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ok safecracking wont work and power tools will set of alarms so i plan on recording the combo on the safe using a small pinhole cam and then i can watch the vid and then i can break in open the safe and not set off any alarms
Not a single misspelled word.

Either OP is trying to lead us AND ANY LAW ENFORCEMENT that would happen to visit this thread, to believe he is dumber than he really is.

Or he just got lucky at spelling that time.

Either way OP, I just want you to know, I still want you to kill yourself.

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I too am from Australia, please get your scum ass out of my fucking country
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Old 08-17-2011, 01:28 PM
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This has to be someone else, and the biggest fucking troll ever.

No one can be this stupid, e.g.:
"bussin" ...business.
"empoly" ...employee
"fedrel" ...federal
"canition" ...WTF IS THIS!? ...kill yourself.

And then WHAM!

Not a single misspelled word.

Either OP is trying to lead us AND ANY LAW ENFORCEMENT that would happen to visit this thread, to believe he is dumber than he really is.

Or he just got lucky at spelling that time.

Either way OP, I just want you to know, I still want you to kill yourself.

LOL
i mean cation if your under 18 u get one no jail time or fine

i got lucky i gues

i start using spell check if it that big of a deal
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Old 08-17-2011, 01:32 PM
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i mean cation if your under 18 u get one no jail time or fine

i got lucky i gues

i start using spell check if it that big of a deal
why does it have to be atm anyway?

think BIGGER
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Im done here...
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Wow. That's all I can say.
It would be best not to say anything at all so this thread will die...
yes i know that's so hypocritical delete this post if you want for for the sake of humanity
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Old 08-18-2011, 05:44 AM
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Worst thread ever?

...or greatest?!
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