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Old 08-18-2011, 08:56 AM
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whould

it does
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Old 08-21-2011, 02:15 PM
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yea it is it a older atm so they don't have any specil locks on them.
the newer one whould be harder

Did anyone else picture those dumb fuck crackheads from breaking bad stealing the ATM while reading this thread?
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Old 08-21-2011, 02:44 PM
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Atms in Australia have cameras all over them. You can be snapped just making a regular transaction.

Fair sure they're gonna get heaps of pictures of you opening 'the door thing' installing a camera of your own, coming back, taking the camera, checking the code, coming back again and taking the money.

Try blame your friend then.
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Old 08-21-2011, 05:03 PM
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Atms in Australia have cameras all over them. You can be snapped just making a regular transaction.

Fair sure they're gonna get heaps of pictures of you opening 'the door thing' installing a camera of your own, coming back, taking the camera, checking the code, coming back again and taking the money.

Try blame your friend then.
it a older atm and it been there before 2004(a law was made that all new atms must have cams) so there been no cams installed on it also if it works i do more atms but wering a mask
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Old 08-22-2011, 06:44 AM
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it a older atm and it been there before 2004(a law was made that all new atms must have cams) so there been no cams installed on it also if it works i do more atms but wering a mask

shut the fuck up
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Old 09-01-2011, 08:20 PM
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Thank god I'm not the only one who ignores his bad spelling. That's all.
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Old 09-02-2011, 04:17 AM
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- depending on how many cassettes the atm has in it (average atm has about 4 cassettes, smaller ones might have only 2) usually, each cassette prob has about 20-30k.. so they do have quite a bit of cash in them actually. there are specific cassettes for different denominations of bills.. (i.e. 20's, 50's, 100's)

- all atm's are monitored electronically by an automated system that sends an alarm to someone sitting in a call centre, who then notifies armoured car service that they are contracted with who will check it out.. if it's a false alarm/broken machine, armoured car service will try to fix it. if they can't fix it if it is broken, a tech gets sent out. if it's been broken into, they will call cops and wait around for cops to arrive.

- you better be damn quick with whatever you hypothetically plan on doing cuz there's no way that if that ATM doesn't have some kind of alarm that notifies someone, somewhere that its been broken into.

-oh, and once you get inside, if you can get inside, every cassette is locked, which you will need to crack open too.. cuz picking it will take way too long.

- only time these type of things work is if its somehow an inside job.

good luck though.. let us know how it went.
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Old 09-02-2011, 04:19 AM
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good luck though.. let us know how it went.
I don't think he's going to get the chance to tell us lol

But incase he runs away fast enough, then yeah, tell us
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Old 09-02-2011, 06:18 AM
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Shitty troll thread.
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Old 09-02-2011, 06:28 AM
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this how i got my idea
[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqjZeLFTlAI&feature=related"]
"Police believe the humpty doo shopping center was then raided..."

LOL
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Old 09-02-2011, 08:06 AM
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can you just trash this thread, i dont know why someone would post in this thread after it had died :L
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Old 09-02-2011, 08:10 AM
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My post wasn't even an hour after the previous one.
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Old 09-02-2011, 11:43 AM
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i wasn't talking about you, was talking about the guy infront of you, why am i even talking
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Old 09-02-2011, 11:51 AM
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it a older atm and it been there before 2004(a law was made that all new atms must have cams) so there been no cams installed on it also if it works i do more atms but wering a mask
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Old 09-02-2011, 11:55 AM
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can you just trash this thread, i dont know why someone would post in this thread after it had died :L
agreed
how do i close the thread or do u need to get a mod?
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Old 09-02-2011, 11:59 AM
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PS.

i once lived at a house with a telecom exchange out the front



after some bloke was digging around in it i was getting a heap of prank calls and my internet was dodgy.
turned out he plunged the line from the atm at the corner store into my line.
all it's traffic was coming to me.

is only i was a smart man i'd be rich right now
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Old 09-02-2011, 12:15 PM
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PS.

i once lived at a house with a telecom exchange out the front



after some bloke was digging around in it i was getting a heap of prank calls and my internet was dodgy.
turned out he plunged the line from the atm at the corner store into my line.
all it's traffic was coming to me.

is only i was a smart man i'd be rich right now
u can't realy do anything if it conected to your phone line u should look in to atm skimmers lol i made some plastic expolives form bleach about 1kg of it i plan on blowing up the atm and walking away rich (it might be over kill)
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Old 09-04-2011, 10:32 PM
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u can't realy do anything if it conected to your phone line u should look in to atm skimmers lol i made some plastic expolives form bleach about 1kg of it i plan on blowing up the atm and walking away rich (it might be over kill)
And after all of this, bleach will solve everything. Who'da thought...
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BUMP

I want to know how long OP was sent to prison for
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Old 01-10-2013, 05:37 AM
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What is strange is that I see a lot of news pieces where people try to get into ATMs at banks using explosives. Im wondering where they are placing the said explosives to accomplish getting to the money?
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