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Old 08-17-2011, 02:52 AM
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Anybody have experience? What's the best way to get your rocks off? Do you just go for a grope and rub in a crowded area? Maybe forced kissing? Or should you go for a full out rape with penetration?

I think you'd have to plan it like an armed robbery so you don't get caught. I'm talking excape route, getaway vehicle, gloves/mask etc..

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Old 08-17-2011, 03:11 AM
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Most sexual assaults are either crimes of opportunity or committed during another crime.
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Old 08-17-2011, 05:48 AM
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What's the best way to get your rocks off?
Well that's the best part; it's all up to you! Think of it like playing the piano. You may just want to rock out, or maybe you'd lay down a riff that articulates your snazzy, spazzy, jizz-jazz style, but maybe you want to vent your feelings with a classical tone poem of lyrical significance. What if you want to sing at the opera house? "Sexual assault" is just like finding your musical voice, you've got to pick the style that best articulates, from your experience, the point you're trying to get across.

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Do you just go for a grope and rub in a crowded area?
Psychologists refer to this and similar activities with the term frotteurism, but I prefer 'frotting' as fast-talking slang for the clinical label. If you see a nice looking woman in a grocery store, and you just can't help but imagine what it'd be like if you accidentally brushed up against her backside while aroused, this may be for you. You may be one who desires more than anything to make that fantasy into the here and now, or perhaps you just want a night of good sport with some friends, but with a little extra at the end. In any case, what makes frotteurism unique is the use of crowds and other public areas to your end, instead of your targets', relying on locating a subject within places in which reaction may be inappropriate, limited by time or space, or downright impossible.

It should be obvious to the seasoned frotteur, as well as the instinctively skilled frottégé that in particular, this kind of "sexual assault" relies on aesthetic values and good taste in general more than fitness or luck, and is very much like an art form, so do get creative with it! What's more is that you don't always have to flee the scene immediately; if you can see yourself acting so boldly, sometimes the best times are had mid-way through a ride on crowds in public transportation, with this category including (but not limited to) elevators, escalators, trains, buses, or just anywhere you can simply have your way and go to town so long as you avoid squealers. Basically, the point is to maximize your options. That means having multiple escape routes, if you need them. And don't make a plan B, because the perfect plan will be perfectly flexible even when you're at your hardest. Never forget your most important rule when frotting: always be prepared.

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Maybe forced kissing? Or should you go for a full out rape with penetration?
Well, these might often come from the same type of person, and if you don't like when a woman turns her mouth away purely to be difficult, much less says, "I'm not in the mood tonight. Why don't you call your slut from the grocery store?" then it just may be you. Why not both? The point is, you can, so just go for the satisfaction you deserve to begin with, because she hasn't left, so it's only reasonable to presume she is staying just to withhold sex from you. Point being, don't be the wimp she thinks you are, that every woman thinks you are. It's just what she wants you to believe, that you aren't good enough, almost like a challenge, but one that really, really shouldn't have been issued.

Don't just assert yourself; make her regret ever questioning your authority. When you do forgive such ignorance, try something like pulling out just before either of you can orgasm, to deny her of it, ready a large bit of saliva (I hope you smoke in bed) and spit it out, right in her face so she won't forget what she did. Now plant your seed from behind, right inside that ungrateful arse; let her know you'd sooner make love to a piece of shit than look her in the eye! She can't give you respect for who you are—a real man with needs, and not some toy for her to jerk around with—and so you've got to take what you're owed. Keep in mind, of course, that all of this becomes very different when applied to a hit-and-fuck situation.


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Old 08-17-2011, 05:51 AM
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Anybody have experience? What's the best way to get your rocks off? Do you just go for a grope and rub in a crowded area? Maybe forced kissing? Or should you go for a full out rape with penetration?

I think you'd have to plan it like an armed robbery so you don't get caught. I'm talking excape route, getaway vehicle, gloves/mask etc..

Oh i just usually try being awesome so girls fuck me. Your idea sounds stupid too though.
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Old 08-17-2011, 05:58 AM
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just remember, only rape bitches who wear skimpy shorts and tops, because this is an invitation sign that welcomes you to rape her. (a 13 yr old latina who got gangraped by 20 blacks told reporters afterwords she loved it and will wear skimpy clothes more often to provoke rape)
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