as you all know Im an extremely successful community college graduate

[Ihaveafatcock]

Im going off to real university friday
Gonna beat my roomates ass first day so everyone knows im not a bitch

[Keith Lemon]

good luck

[Ihaveafatcock]

I already know he's a pussy.
On facebook he listed science under his interests. Im gonna mop the fucking floor with this asshole. dont worry about me

[Keith Lemon]

lol

[constantinople]

i love coming into a thread and seeing nothing. +1 ignore list.

[Village Idiot]

Hell yeah, man.
When you first meet him, demand that you want to see his asshole and kick his ass until he does. When he submits, leer at his asshole, laugh and walk away.

[Keith Lemon]

Originally Posted by TrustedDr.Watson

i love coming into a thread and seeing nothing. +1 ignore list.

dont cry

[Ihaveafatcock]

Originally Posted by TrustedDr.Watson

i love coming into a thread and seeing nothing. +1 ignore list.

I bet your going to get your maid to but me on your ignore list for you

[CK-]

Fuck with his stuff all the time so he has to spend his time in awkward stress and a general sense of fear. When you first meet him and he greets you just tell him to shut the fuck up and unpack your stuff for you. Then tell him hes doing it all wrong and kick his ass. Thats a little trick my dad taught me.