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Old 08-28-2011, 12:14 AM
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Fuckin yanks gotta use the English language lmfao
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Old 08-28-2011, 12:41 AM
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your just mad you didn't really fuck that fat girl
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Old 08-28-2011, 12:44 AM
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Yeah, there's Cherokee, Navajo, etc.
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Old 08-28-2011, 12:45 AM
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because the people who started our country were from england
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because the people who started our country were from england
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Old 08-28-2011, 12:46 AM
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Fuck America
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Old 08-28-2011, 12:53 AM
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Old 08-28-2011, 12:53 AM
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Well someone had to save it from those fuckin limeys.
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Old 08-28-2011, 01:00 AM
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I know somebody that was in America and kept getting asked if she spoke Australian.

Aussie: 'Yeah mate, g'day.'
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Old 08-28-2011, 08:19 PM
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Nah, it's cool that you guys speak English. I just wish Canadians had more distinct accents so when I go abroad perhaps people would not automatically assume I'm from fucking Indiana or whatever. So you guys should all start speaking with obnoxious southern accents pls
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We do have our own language. It is called English. It belongs to us. You English people speak some sort of weird language where you say things like "i need to go to hospital" and "maths" and you call potato chips "crisps." go figure
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Old 08-30-2011, 07:37 AM
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We do have our own language. It is called English. It belongs to us. You English people speak some sort of weird language where you say things like "i need to go to hospital" and "maths" and you call potato chips "crisps." go figure
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Old 08-30-2011, 11:46 PM
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'Football' to describe the game involving a ball and nets is far more fitting than 'football' to describe the game involving minimal levels of foot-ball interaction, logically speaking.
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Football is generally used to describe a national sport.
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