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so basically i ate a girl out the other day, and today i woke up with an extremely sore throat. i never get sore throats so i know this is from eating that damn pussy. she was on her period too, so maybe that had something to do with it? should i go to the doctors, or will this go away? anyone with similar experiences?
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Old 08-30-2011, 04:56 PM
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Same thing happened to my friend. He ate out a black chick. Been going down on any spooks lately?

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Old 08-30-2011, 04:57 PM
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Eating girls on their period? Shit bro, you're gonna turn into Nosferatu.
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Old 08-30-2011, 04:59 PM
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no she wasn't black, no offense but i'm not going down on a black chick
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Old 08-30-2011, 05:00 PM
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Eating girls on their period? Shit bro, you're gonna turn into Nosferatu.
it wasn't that bad, i just had a bit of dried blood on the webbing and base of my finger the next morning, but im more concerned about the throat and if its infected
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Old 08-30-2011, 05:06 PM
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Just be glad you haven't got face aids.
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Old 08-30-2011, 05:09 PM
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Smoke a menthol cig, that should clear you right up.. seriously man it works
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Old 08-30-2011, 05:13 PM
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To be honest it's much more likely that you got a sore throat from kissing with that chick who was probably already sick than eating out her bloody cracked monkey skull.

Either that or you just don't want to admit you had a fun time with your uncle.
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Old 08-30-2011, 05:19 PM
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Either its unrelated...or the more likely scenario is that you got some sort of her vaginal bacteria, and they colonized your throat. Bad times dude...
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Old 08-30-2011, 05:34 PM
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Either its unrelated...or the more likely scenario is that you got some sort of her vaginal bacteria, and they colonized your throat. Bad times dude...
has that happened to you before? i dont want this to last, i wanna know if i should go to the doctors or just wait it out
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Old 08-30-2011, 05:45 PM
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You can get throat cancer of that shit HPV or whateva it's called.

Cheesey throat boy's gunna die.
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Old 08-30-2011, 05:48 PM
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Damn, lol. I'd hit up the doctor ASAP.
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Old 08-30-2011, 05:52 PM
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Old 08-30-2011, 05:54 PM
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Do you find it hard to talk?

Whatsa matter: cunt got your tongue?

It might only be strep throat which could go away on it's own or you could be rotting from the inside out from a terrible disease.
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Old 08-30-2011, 07:07 PM
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Old 08-30-2011, 07:17 PM
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has that happened to you before? i dont want this to last, i wanna know if i should go to the doctors or just wait it out
Thought the same thing happened to me a year back. After giving head, and then a while afterwards my throat started swelling and shit, turns out I was just getting a cold.

But yeah if a guy fucks a girl on her period, she's way more likely to give std's to the dude.

Think you're fine man. Just wait it out and see what happens. If in a few days
it gets worse, go to the doc and see whats up.
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Thought the same thing happened to me a year back. After giving head, and then a while afterwards my throat started swelling and shit, turns out I was just getting a cold.

But yeah if a guy fucks a girl on her period, she's way more likely to give std's to the dude.

Think you're fine man. Just wait it out and see what happens. If in a few days
it gets worse, go to the doc and see whats up.
Alright thanks, i guess i just gotta wait and see.. i sucked on one of those strawberry throat lozenesges things and it kinda helped

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Either its unrelated...or the more likely scenario is that you got some sort of her vaginal bacteria, and they colonized your throat. Bad times dude...
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Bacterial STDs can infect your throat and even eyes.
Yeah you might have the clap in your throat, no joke. Causes symptoms similar to strep, if i remember correctly.
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Thats fucking disgusting. You know she's on her period so any "normal" person would fuck her and be done. Why the need to have a taste of her pussy blood ?

Idk. But your throat is probably infected. People get oral cancer from doing shit like that. Especially is she's dirty.
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Could be chlamydia or something. Its super nasty, but i wouldnt trip TOO hard. Its likely bacterial vaginosis that got back there, or a yeast infection or some junk. Wait a few days, and if it doesnt go away, then hit up PP or ur family doc.

I really...really...REALLY...hate to ask....but did you notice any strange discharge, especially viscous, strange tasting, warts, anything going on down there while you toured the countryside?
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has that happened to you before? i dont want this to last, i wanna know if i should go to the doctors or just wait it out
LOL. Fuck no that hasnt happened to me. Real men don't eat pussy.
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Thats fucking disgusting. You know she's on her period so any "normal" person would fuck her and be done. Why the need to have a taste of her pussy blood ?

Idk. But your throat is probably infected. People get oral cancer from doing shit like that. Especially is she's dirty.
i didn't taste her pussy blood. she was actually quite clean and the smell wasn't even that strong. the only time i saw blood was when i started fingering her, and i guess i got a big aggressive because there was blood on my fingers after.. but whatever, its not like i stuck my tongue inside her vagina

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Could be chlamydia or something. Its super nasty, but i wouldnt trip TOO hard. Its likely bacterial vaginosis that got back there, or a yeast infection or some junk. Wait a few days, and if it doesnt go away, then hit up PP or ur family doc.

I really...really...REALLY...hate to ask....but did you notice any strange discharge, especially viscous, strange tasting, warts, anything going on down there while you toured the countryside?
no, there was nothing like that, i would have immidiately stopped if i had. that shits gross
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Call the cops on her and be like "she gave me throat colonizing bacteria"
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as long as it looks clean i'll eat it
Yea i have the same thing going actually.

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I did that once. I don't like licking down there if shes bleeding, or fucking her in my bed.
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I woke up this morning and it fucking KILLLLED. it feels like theres a lump of something stuck at the back of my throat that i just can't make it go down. its bugging the hell outta me, i had a hard time eating breakfast this morning
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I woke up this morning and it fucking KILLLLED. it feels like theres a lump of something stuck at the back of my throat that i just can't make it go down. its bugging the hell outta me, i had a hard time eating breakfast this morning
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