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Old 09-28-2011, 04:59 AM
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people: the thought of looking at him directly in the eyes causes me to lose bladder control. I can NOT, like literally can NOT, look at him in the eyes without shitting/peeing myself
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Old 09-28-2011, 05:02 AM
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Old 09-28-2011, 05:03 AM
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you don't have to look him directly in the eyes, just stare at a spot right above his head. he won't be able to tell the difference, and maybe you'll feel less nervous.

or, you could wear adult diapers while talking to him.
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Old 09-28-2011, 05:03 AM
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if you didnt live in British Columbia and could possibly go and harass me at work, I would totally post the address of where I work and you can go check if there's a 32 years old, 6 foot 3 Bulgarian sex stud from heaven working there as the assistant manager
I would never harass you at work if you posted the address. I would merely put it into Google Street View and mutter to myself "hm, interesting, a tangible physical link in my area of the world to that website I spend too much time on."

Bulgarians are very stoic people. Perhaps you have to just go ahead and put yourself on the line, bra.
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Old 09-28-2011, 05:05 AM
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I would never harass you at work if you posted the address. I would merely put it into Google Street View and mutter to myself "hm, interesting, a tangible physical link in my area of the world to that website I spend too much time on."

Bulgarians are very stoic people. Perhaps you have to just go ahead and put yourself on the line, bra.
dude, if I give you the address of my work, will you go and tell him that I like him?
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Old 09-28-2011, 05:06 AM
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people: the thought of looking at him directly in the eyes causes me to lose bladder control. I can NOT, like literally can NOT, look at him in the eyes without shitting/peeing myself
In complete seriousness, If you cant get over the limitations of your anxiety, than approaching him from a more relaxed state of mind might be the solution. Maybe its the only way you'll ever get your feelings out.
take action brah
make some changes and shit
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Old 09-28-2011, 05:20 AM
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dude, if I give you the address of my work, will you go and tell him that I like him?
I like where this is going.
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Old 09-28-2011, 05:23 AM
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The other one thing that I do know is that it's 2011. Women are allowed to make the first move without being labeled a slut.
Lol I still think they are.
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Old 09-28-2011, 06:07 AM
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Old 09-28-2011, 06:08 AM
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Stop the games and go talk to him.
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Old 09-28-2011, 09:06 AM
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listen, if you cant do this for yourself, then do it for us. talk to him ffs, so we dont have to see the exact same thread every few days. every few days you post a long story which can be summed up as "i got a lot of chances, but i did nothing. what should i do next?" and you get the same answers every time. talk to him already. especially if you are so sure he likes you back. once you know the other person likes you too, its too freaking easy. and even if he DIDNT like you, most guys arent going to turn down a girl who makes the first move or at least puts it out there. either shit or get off the pot, because this story is getting old and boring.
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Old 09-28-2011, 11:56 AM
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this thread serves as a reminder that we need the usernames of all females on this forum highlighted in bright pink or otherwise easily distinguishable from normal, functioning male posters. i don't give advice to females unless it's about preparing meals or sucking dick, and no self respecting man should.
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Old 09-28-2011, 12:16 PM
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this thread serves as a reminder that we need the usernames of all females on this forum highlighted in bright pink or otherwise easily distinguishable from normal, functioning male posters.
or you can just read posts, and figure it out
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Old 09-28-2011, 12:22 PM
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Except for those of us who figured out WAN is a guy.

Wankers still overlook that while they're wanking to a pretend girl.

Is it gay to pretend that the girl you're beating it to isn't really a dude?
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Old 09-28-2011, 12:29 PM
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Nut up or shut up WAN, that's been the only real advice since day one. If you don't have the guts to make yourself happy, then you never will be. If you haven't done something about this on friday i'm putting you on ignore because there's only so many times everyone can tell you the same shit.

Does being terrified of life get this ladybro laid?

No. No it does not.
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Old 09-28-2011, 12:43 PM
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shit man, you people are right. I should man up and talk to him like a female man that i am.
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Old 09-28-2011, 01:39 PM
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Except for those of us who figured out WAN is a guy.

Wankers still overlook that while they're wanking to a pretend girl.

Is it gay to pretend that the girl you're beating it to isn't really a dude?
only if they pretend their balls touch
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Old 09-28-2011, 02:18 PM
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Alright... obviously if this guy does like you, he is a fucking pussy and unwilling to show it. But if you still respect him after that then you are probally gonna have to go after it, there will always be prying eyes, always rumors, etc. Shrug that shit off it doesn't matter you probally arn't gonna spend the rest of your life as a cashier at wherever it is you work, and even if you do most of the other people there won't be there for the entire time you are. So make your move ask him if he wants to grab some coffee or something sometime (this can be done fairly discretly), if he likes you enough he should say yes and then you would have a place for private conversation. Chances are people will figure out and talk about it, but this is because your life is the only one there with something interesting to discuss.. I say go for it and oh yeah tits or gtfo xD

Note: I used to work at McDs and we had crew fucking managers, managers fucking crew, etc the shit became main toopic for like a couple days and it died right off as soon as there was something new to talk about so fucking DO IT! and as a manager he is less likely to make a move because if you were to be offended he would lose his job and prly not be able to work management anytime soon.
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Old 09-28-2011, 02:45 PM
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Lack of confidence = Tiny penis.


Good job with your fucking barney rubble penis, honey.

Bulgarian, hahahaaaaa.....
What the fuck....
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Old 09-28-2011, 03:41 PM
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^lol, whats wrong with bulgarians
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Old 09-28-2011, 04:11 PM
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Just posting here to offer some moral support. Go for your boy, WAN, at one point things'll change and you'll miss your chance to get with him. Don't let regret eat you up, like someone suggested buy a coke or something, offer it to him and strike up a conversation.
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Old 09-28-2011, 05:25 PM
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Don't look him in the eye.

Stare at his crotch when you talk to him.
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Old 09-28-2011, 06:46 PM
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Just posting here to offer some moral support. Go for your boy, WAN, at one point things'll change and you'll miss your chance to get with him. Don't let regret eat you up, like someone suggested buy a coke or something, offer it to him and strike up a conversation.
Yea buy coke and do a bunch, you'll talk
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Old 09-28-2011, 06:53 PM
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Don't look him in the eye.

Stare at his crotch when you talk to him.
THIS!

Don't make it overly obvious.

Remember, the longer you look at it, the sluttier you will seem.

Just wait till he looks at you, and then look down at his cock and bite your lip.

Look at it for a few seconds, and then look away, seem shy with your sluttyness.

He will nut himself.
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Old 09-28-2011, 07:13 PM
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Go for it Wan! Do it for all the guys that were too shy and self-concious to make the first move themselves! and remember to stare at him directly above the eyebrows for maximum annoyance. OR wear sunglasses while doing this so it will seem like your locking eyes with him

But seriously, just get drunk at work like everyone else.
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Old 09-28-2011, 07:20 PM
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Am I the only one who wants to know what the stupid thing he did that WAN can't explain in English?
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Old 09-28-2011, 07:25 PM
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Write a novel about it.
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Old 09-28-2011, 07:34 PM
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Am I the only one who wants to know what the stupid thing he did that WAN can't explain in English?
Nope I'm fucking curious as well.


Well Wan, it at least seems as if you are making some sort of progress, a few more years of this you just might be able to fuck him. LOL. Sorry, I'm sure it's not that funny to you.

I honestly think you are just going to have to bite the bullet on this one. I think if he's really as shy as you say there is no way he's ever going to make the move to ask you out. So it's up to you, use the force Wan! Don't worry about eye contact, you don't even need to be looking at him. Just go up to him, ask him to grab something to eat after work. Or you can always claim there is some movie you really want to see that none of your friends will go with you (don't pick a good movie, pick some shit that you'd rather make out to) and ask him if he'll go see it with you.

In this situation it might be best to try to stop thinking of him as a sex god and just kinda treat him like a friend until you get him alone, then you release the beast on him.

I'm rooting for ya!
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Old 09-28-2011, 07:39 PM
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Ask him for advice about blow jobs. Does he like it all smooth or does he think that a little bit of biting/tooth work helps?
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Old 09-28-2011, 07:55 PM
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WAN, why did you go troll? I quite enjoyed the old you. Anyway, if you can't maintain eye contact with that filthy Slav, you can't win. You've got to confront him. Just do it.
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Old 09-28-2011, 09:40 PM
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WAN, why did you go troll? I quite enjoyed the old you. Anyway, if you can't maintain eye contact with that filthy Slav, you can't win. You've got to confront him. Just do it.
Whoa man, 21st century bro.
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Old 09-28-2011, 09:46 PM
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I happen to be a very clean slav, stereotype obliterated.
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Old 09-28-2011, 11:40 PM
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I happen to be a very clean slav, stereotype obliterated.
yes, but you are the sexception that proves the rule.
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Old 09-29-2011, 11:33 PM
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Do you smile at all? I mean if a woman is shy and nervous and smiles a lot, it's pretty clear to me that she probably likes me, and gives me confidence.

...girls are almost never like that around me
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...girls are almost never like that around me
lol me neither.

or maybe i don't notice cause im
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Old 09-29-2011, 11:48 PM
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wait, i take that back. some girls are like that around me.






chubby girls
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Old 09-30-2011, 12:56 AM
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Just unzip his trousers and start sucking his cock, he'll get the message.
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