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Default What's in your wallet?

-mcdonalds arch card (hyuk hyuk hyuk)
-business card with my eye doctors address on it
-business card with my doctor doctors address on it
-insurance card
-Shell gift card
-Texas Drivers License
-Louisiana Saltwater Fishing License (lifetime. )
-$61 in assorted bills
-Debit card
-outdated 24hr Fitness membership card (now they use thumbprints. I don't go to the gym anymore.)
-the information needed to send my brother money in prison, hastily scrawled on a sticky note.
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Old 09-01-2011, 06:59 PM
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what is your brother in prison for?
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Old 09-01-2011, 07:29 PM
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- 40 bucks
- Debit card
- Visa card
- License
- Care care

Just the essentials. No bull shit.
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Old 09-01-2011, 07:33 PM
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I burned my wallet in a bucket to make it reflect my personality It looks awesome and I'd take a picture if I fucking wanted to but I don't.
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Old 09-01-2011, 07:36 PM
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- 40 bucks
- Debit card
- Visa card
- License
- Care care

Just the essentials. No bull shit.
....you carry a wallet?
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Old 09-01-2011, 07:37 PM
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I burned my wallet in a bucket to make it reflect my personality It looks awesome and I'd take a picture if I fucking wanted to but I don't.
Take a picture and post it you fucking spaz.
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Old 09-01-2011, 07:38 PM
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Take a picture and post it you fucking spaz.
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Old 09-01-2011, 07:42 PM
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....you carry a wallet?
Yessir. One of my dad's hella old leather ones...it has this sick snake thing on it and I put this black bracelet through one of the holes so I could use it as a wristlet Pretty dope.
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Old 09-01-2011, 07:44 PM
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$15, Debit, SIN, ID, a cancelled mastercard, some expired safety tickets, a win a donut from tim horton's and quite possibly traces of cocaine.
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Old 09-01-2011, 07:44 PM
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Old 09-01-2011, 08:23 PM
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ID
School ID
Concealed Weapons Permit
$720 cash
BOA Bank card
Grow Financial Bank card
YMCA membership
Movie Card
Picture of a friend that was killed
AAA card
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Old 09-01-2011, 08:35 PM
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Picture of a friend that was killed
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Old 09-01-2011, 08:54 PM
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5 dollars.
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Old 09-01-2011, 09:17 PM
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Driver's license
Debit card
Health card
SIN card
Library card
CAA membership card
Blood donor card
Visa card
Petro canada card
5 dollar bill
condom
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Old 09-01-2011, 09:27 PM
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Too lazy to look right now. It's falling apart though, stuffed way too many cards in there. Gotta get a new one.
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Old 09-02-2011, 12:22 AM
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Cash
Driver's license
Cards
Bandage
Bobby pin
Hand sanitizer packet
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Old 09-02-2011, 12:25 AM
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Buncha cards
$217
Eyeglass cleaner
Business cards
Various forms of ID
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Old 09-02-2011, 12:39 AM
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Too much pointless shit, not a dime to my name.
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Old 09-02-2011, 02:20 AM
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Default Re: What's in your wallet?

Drivers License
School id
2 Casino club cards
Subway sub-club card
Twenty dollars

Nothing interesting
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Old 09-02-2011, 02:22 AM
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I don't carry a wallet. Wallitz -R- 4 faggitz
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Old 09-02-2011, 02:30 AM
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Default Re: What's in your wallet?

Went rummaging through my wallet just now:

-Cash
-Transit pass
-Various IDs
-License
-Handwritten note from my grandma and deceased grandpa
-Couple of old receipts
-Ticket from a play I went to see

Wonder where the fuck my library card went. Eh, haven't checked out shit in ages
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Old 09-02-2011, 02:33 AM
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-Couple of old receipts
haha, what are you trying to be, a wal-martyr? gotta keep them "ree-ceets"
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Old 09-02-2011, 02:55 AM
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haha, what are you trying to be, a wal-martyr? gotta keep them "ree-ceets"
Lol, no. I don't like throwing them on the ground or anything, I either stuff em in my pants or fold them and put them in my wallet to be thrown away later. My dad has a habit of squirreling away his receipts, though, motherfucker's got an entire drawer at home packed with receipts.
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Old 09-02-2011, 03:12 AM
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throw dem shytz on the ground niggy. the homeless need them for kindling
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Old 09-02-2011, 03:14 AM
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All thats in there is an outdated proof of car insurance. It's sitting in the shelf in my closet, I haven't used a wallet in years.
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Old 09-02-2011, 07:05 AM
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A monument to my broken dreams.

And a library card. Gotta have your library card.
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Old 09-02-2011, 10:46 AM
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Default Re: What's in your wallet?

$30
drivers license
train ticket
student id
band aids
alcohol swabs
lockpicks/tension wrench
paperclips
airsoft pellet
keys
some business cards
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Old 09-02-2011, 10:52 AM
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Default Re: What's in your wallet?

49 cents
a black comb
a piece of red wire
coupon for a free 3-piece KFC dinner
a lock pick
three rolling papers
the key to my new girlfriend's apartment
an expired library card
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Old 09-02-2011, 03:23 PM
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Default Re: What's in your wallet?

100 bucks
car insurance
debit card
visa card
two receipts
health insurance card
AAA card
Montana fishing license
ID (non-driver )
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Old 09-02-2011, 03:24 PM
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$60
drivers license
bank card
like 15 of my business cards

I drunkenly lost my wallet a while back so im in the process of filling it with junk again.
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Old 09-02-2011, 03:28 PM
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Lets see here.


GNC Premier card
Photography business card
Chase Bank Business card
2 ID's
Drivers license
ATM Card
Bank account information
Gun Card
Insurance Information

Then a couple of slips of paper and some other Misc. stuff.
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Old 09-02-2011, 07:28 PM
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$20
Drivers License
Bank card
condom (lol)
health card
a debit receipt from Pizza Hut
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Old 09-02-2011, 07:33 PM
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$60 and a used condom.
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Old 09-02-2011, 07:39 PM
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bank card

drivers license

gun license

fishing/hunting license's

3 pennys

a key

part of my old school id

mark master coin

1826 ( if i remember right its really worn ) english penny
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Old 09-02-2011, 07:43 PM
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people who keep cash and/or condoms in their wallets are fools

in mine:
drivers licence
outdoors card/fishing licence
boaters licence
debit card
zigzags
fishing hook + six feet of line, alcohol and gauze pads, and scalpel blade
couple business cards for my work
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- 2 Michigan drivers licenses
- 1 Texas Drivers license
- 2 Pennsylvania drivers licenses
- Social Security Card (why the fuck is this still in here)

- Kroger bottle return receipts totaling $2.60, most of which are in 40 cent increments because the machine kept spitting them out of me 4 bottles in. I never took them back because I spilled old beer all over myself in the process of returning them.

-Insurance card. Not sure if valid.
-Piece of paper outlining a film I'm thinking of starting with a few friends. I actually have some good ideas here.
-$11

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3 $100 bills
paper with appointments written on them
debit card
library card
medical insurance
drivers license
solid gold liberty dollar

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$300 bills
paper with appointments written on them
debit card
library card
medical insurance
drivers license
solid gold liberty dollar

That's mine, you stole it.

Gimmegimmegimmegimmegimme!!!
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Old 09-03-2011, 12:09 AM
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That's mine, you stole it.

Gimmegimmegimmegimmegimme!!!
lol whoever steals my old worn out grimy wallet will be $2000 richer

if the theft protection on my debit card works...
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Old 09-03-2011, 09:22 AM
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- drivers license
- fake license
- two debit cards
- red cross donor card
- 3 " by 2" laminated cardboard
- flattened coke straw
- two $1's and a $5
- rite aid discount card
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