If you could be credited for writing 3 books, what would they be?

Captain Falcon · #1 09-04-2011, 12:58 AM

I'll start: Quran, Bible, Torah

**Rolf** · #2 09-04-2011, 03:58 AM

The Iliad, The Prince, On War, lists Rolf.

Kwinnie Bogan · #3 09-04-2011, 04:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Captain Falcon

I'll start: Quran, Bible, Torah

Mods, move this thread to the trashcan.

ObscuredByClouds · #4 09-04-2011, 04:59 AM

lord of the rings
playboy magazine (that counts right?)
enders game

**Lanny** · #5 09-04-2011, 05:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Rolf

The Iliad, The Prince, On War, lists Rolf.

Lol, I should have guessed.

I'd pick Of Mice and Men, For Whom The Bell Tolls, and Speaker for the Dead (Ender series).

Last one doesn't really go with the list, but I thought it was a really phenomenal book. I guess my theme here is "human experience".

**Lanny** · #6 09-04-2011, 05:00 AM

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Originally Posted by ObscuredByClouds

enders game

Mah niggah!

Star Wars Fan · #7 09-04-2011, 05:13 AM

Treating Foundation series (Asimov) as a single "book", treating star wars novelizations as a single "book, and uh...."negro nation"?

**Lanny** · #8 09-04-2011, 05:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Star Wars Fan

Treating Foundation series (Asimov) as a single "book", treating star wars novelizations as a single "book, and uh...."negro nation"?

The star wars novelizations? Really? I mean, I know you're starwars fan, but really?

ObscuredByClouds · #9 09-04-2011, 05:30 AM

star wars novelizations LOL

might as well take credit for writing the goosebumps novels too lololol

bleh · #10 09-04-2011, 05:33 AM

Everybody poops
The diary of Anne Frank
Webster's Dictionary

TheSexyBeast821 · #11 09-04-2011, 05:37 AM

Harry Potter series (more than 3 books, but it's a series), Robert Langdon books (as one book), and the Lord of the Rings trilogy (as one book).

I'd be soooooo rich.

Star Wars Fan · #12 09-04-2011, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Lanny

The star wars novelizations? Really? I mean, I know you're starwars fan, but really?

yeah

Captain Falcon · #13 09-04-2011, 05:41 PM

I just started the thread with those 3 to get religious shit out of the way. Personally:

Arithmetica
Elements
Principia

elf omg · #14 09-04-2011, 05:46 PM

I don't understand this thread. How can I be credited for any book? How can you be? Explain.

The Duke · #15 09-04-2011, 05:47 PM

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
Permanent Midnight.
American Psycho.

poast-bortem! · #16 09-04-2011, 05:49 PM

The Iron Heel, Turner Diaries, Unabombers Manifesto.

Greyusurper · #17 09-04-2011, 06:15 PM

Annabel Lee (poems count, right?)
The Poop That Took A Pee (fictional books count, right?)
The Necronomicon (fictional religious books, right?)

Regards,
-Grey

elf omg · #18 09-04-2011, 06:22 PM

Cryptonomicon was good.

The American Gentleman · #19 09-04-2011, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Captain Falcon

I'll start: Quran, Bible, Torah

Damnit you beat me to it.

How funny would that be though?

All your religions are belong to ME.

Captain Falcon · #20 09-04-2011, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by elf omg

I don't understand this thread. How can I be credited for any book? How can you be? Explain.

Just a thought experiment: If you could be the author of three book simultaneously, along with all the money and credit and recognition and influence that go with them, what would they be?

elf omg · #21 09-04-2011, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Captain Falcon

Just a thought experiment: If you could be the author of three book simultaneously, along with all the money and credit and recognition and influence that go with them, what would they be?

that's really dumb.

Captain Falcon · #22 09-04-2011, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by elf omg

that's really dumb.

Says the transsexual faggot.

King of the world · #23 09-04-2011, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by poast-bortem!

The Iron Heel, Turner Diaries, Unabombers Manifesto.

I see you liked my recommendation of The Iron Heel. You may like The Unparalleled Invasion, also by Jack London.

# Decline of the West - Oswald Spengler
# Imperium - Francis Parker Yockey
# Will to power - Friedrich Nietzsche

Tachosomoza · #24 09-04-2011, 07:41 PM

Marching Blacks - Adam Clayton Powell
The Souls of Black Folk - W.E.B DuBois
Negroes with Guns - Robert Williams

Star Wars Fan · #25 09-04-2011, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by elf omg

I don't understand this thread. How can I be credited for any book? How can you be? Explain.

Alternate history/reality where for some reason the authors credit you instead of themselves - meaning the authors end up as "ghost writers"

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Originally Posted by Captain Falcon

Says the transsexual faggot.

being a "transexual faggot" is not "dumb"

Larcenous · #26 09-04-2011, 08:15 PM

Fight Club - I am legend - A walk in the woods.

arleybob · #27 09-04-2011, 08:18 PM

Breakfast of Champions
American Psycho
On the Road

drsuicide · #28 09-04-2011, 08:20 PM

Twilight. I've never read it and I think its lame as hell, but Id be banging young women jacuzzi full of money.

The Greek · #29 09-04-2011, 08:31 PM

Harry potter 1
Harry potter 3
And mel gibsons autobiography.

Lord hang man · #30 09-04-2011, 08:51 PM

I'm actually probably going to author at least 3 books if not more, I already have 2 planned.

virgil caine · #31 09-04-2011, 08:56 PM

lord of the rings

harry potter

the bible

i would be fuckin loaded after book royalties

The Greek · #32 09-04-2011, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Lord Hang Man

I'm actually probably going to author at least 3 books if not more, I already have 2 planned.

lol.

Lord hang man · #33 09-04-2011, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by The Greek

lol.

You're the 13th dupe account of a 12 year old, shut the fuck up.

The Greek · #34 09-04-2011, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Lord Hang Man

You're the 13th dupe account of a 12 year old, shut the fuck up.

2nd account of a 21 year old, but anyways... UMAD!

Lol, you're also a fucking idiot for thinking planning out a book makes you an author, or that planning out a book means it will be published. I bet you are a terrible writer. Go back to bat country.

**Jive Talka** · #35 09-04-2011, 09:06 PM

Watchmen, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Hero with a Thousand Faces.

Number13 · #36 09-04-2011, 09:07 PM

Sun Tzu The Art Of War. That is all.

**Euda** · #37 09-05-2011, 01:26 AM

Green Eggs and Ham, Jonathan Cleaned Up And Then He Heard A Sound, and The Sneetches.

or

Paradise Lost, Faust, and Fifth Business. Theory of Colours is an amazing work, but I could only ever grasp at it as an influence.

**Euda** · #38 09-05-2011, 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Star Wars Fan

Treating Foundation series (Asimov) as a single "book", treating star wars novelizations as a single "book, and uh...."negro nation"?

Asimov always wanted his works considered as a whole, rather than in a piecemeal fashion.

Myxomatosis · #39 09-05-2011, 01:40 AM

PiHKAL; TiHKAL;

.....

Uhhh, Fight Club? Nah. Maybe a barney book.

**Lanny** · #40 09-05-2011, 04:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Euda

Asimov always wanted his works considered as a whole, rather than in a piecemeal fashion.

I always thought of the division between the books somewhat arbitrary. I mean, they're basically a chain of related short stories, you could cut be books at any point.

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