My whore gf woke up extra early to ruin my coffee and cigarette

[CK-]

With her foul fucking mouth and her permanent bad breath from sucking jew dicks. That wasnt very nice of her at all, but what else can be expected on Whore Island?

[J.P.W]

Want me to sodomize her brah? I'll do it if you need me to.

[CK-]

Dont bother. One day someone will knock her fucking teeth out in the back of a cab and she will never be able to run her whore mouth and ruin my morning. Then Ill tell her "I told ya so."

[Village Idiot]

Give her a canadian destroyer.

The Canadian Destroyer - YouTube

The Canadian Destroyer - YouTube
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[Pain killer]

PiCS OR GTFO

[TaxonomicalPissingContest]

Originally Posted by Knikola

Give her a canadian destroyer.

[virgil caine]

Originally Posted by TaxonomicalPissingContest

[CK-]

Now shes got her whore recon team spying my FB. When I get home, I got some regulating to do. I should get a pack of rabid dogs to clear the house.

[rell]

Punch her in the face like a real fucking Russian

[CK-]

You fuckin idiot, where will I live? I got really fucked up at the beach yesterday so I just came home and passed out. This morning Im gonna tell her to pay me for the bike she broke and shit all over her in front of her whore friends.

[rell]

You're soft like baby shit

[CK-]

You wouldnt last two days because youre a punk and theyre all maneaters.

[J.P.W]

Get 'em dawg.

[rell]

His woman probably pushes his face down when he eats her out.

[CK-]

Originally Posted by rell

His woman probably pushes his face down when he eats her out.

I dont even touch her anymore.

[J.P.W]

Originally Posted by CK-

I dont even touch her anymore.

Why not bro, I thought she was your Woman. Now you call her a whore.

[i poop in your cereal]

You sound angry, young man. Is something bothering you?

[rell]

He's had a hard life

[Cunto McFadyen]

And his english is that bad he's mistaken the word "girlfriend" for the word "mum".

[constantinople]

Originally Posted by rell

He's had a hard life

He made it hard for his own self.

[CK-]

Originally Posted by J.P.W

Why not bro, I thought she was your Woman. Now you call her a whore.

Same thing happened to you recently, mother goose.

[Clover]

Yell in her face "Pay me for my bike and shut your whore mouth " obscenely loud. Then drink some booze.

[CK-]

Originally Posted by Clover

Yell in her face "Pay me for my bike and shut your whore mouth " obscenely loud. Then drink some booze.

I did something like that once except I only said "bitch get your fucking hands off me and dont even look at me until the dishes are done." Should have said whore.

[Clover]

Originally Posted by CK-

I did something like that once except I only said "bitch get your fucking hands off me and dont even look at me until the dishes are done." Should have said whore.

Scream at her face with cheesy poofs in your mouth

[J.P.W]

Originally Posted by CK-

Same thing happened to you recently, mother goose.

I never called her a whore though and we where only dating for like 2 weeks.

[CK-]

Im not really in a relationship, so I can do that. This is business in America.

[J.P.W]

Refer to your sig, it still stands.

[Sir Cornwell]

CK: you been kneelin' to that whore, bra?

[CK-]

Word. We run shit.

[CK-]

Originally Posted by Sir Cornwell

CK: you been kneelin' to that whore, bra?

You fuckin stupid?

[rell]

*Drops microphone*

*walks away*

[Sir Cornwell]

Originally Posted by CK-

You fuckin stupid?

Hey, dawg. You can lie to us but it don't do to lie to yourself. You diss her and don't seem to get anything out of it but a place to stay.

What does she get out of it that you're still there? What are you: her snarly pet because she can't keep a pit bull?

[CK-]

Originally Posted by Sir Cornwell

Hey, dawg. You can lie to us but it don't do to lie to yourself. You diss her and don't seem to get anything out of it but a place to stay.

What does she get out of it that you're still there? What are you: her snarly pet because she can't keep a pit bull?

She cant keep anyond because she thinks shes still 18. She has a daughter my age. Im not really expecting anything from her because shes a cheap, greedy whore. She even fucked up every chance at employment for me until I found my own because she wants me to sit and do nothing in her whorehouse. Fuck that shit. This is just a place to stay. For free.

[Sir Cornwell]

Passable, I hope what sounds like a pit of crap doesn't mess with your head too bad.

I don't got no damn room mates as, "No! No! No! I don't want no mo' damn roomies!"

[Instigator]

Originally Posted by CK-

With her foul fucking mouth and her permanent bad breath from sucking jew dicks. That wasnt very nice of her at all, but what else can be expected on Whore Island?

If you were even half a man you would of woken up before her

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You should try getting onto reality TV.

[CK-]

Originally Posted by Sir Cornwell

Passable, I hope what sounds like a pit of crap doesn't mess with your head too bad.

I don't got no damn room mates as, "No! No! No! I don't want no mo' damn roomies!"

Ive gotten to far to be steamrolled by filth. Ive made nicer with some crackwhores when I used to smoke crack and sleep on the train. Sometimes a niggas gotta regulate.

[rell]

Ck you gotta get off the ice brah

[constantinople]

I think it's best for everyone if CK- stays ON the ice.

[Sir Cornwell]

Is it a household of tooth brushing? Set up a regimen of teeth cleaning and make everyone stick to it.

Dirty mouths shorten lives and most probably mess with minds. Even just bad breath makes the situation a bummer.

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