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Old 09-07-2011, 02:32 AM
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Mad Re: My whore gf woke up extra early to ruin my coffee and cigarette

Set up a regiment? One thing I learned about living with hookers is that you can never ask anything of her. Instead, you must yell in her face till her whore mough has no energy to emit anything but a whimper and the tears start rolling. At this point she is ready to hear you out. Setting up a regiment would be like forcing a starving man to take a shit. Most of them will sit here all day without showering between tricks.
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Old 09-07-2011, 04:08 AM
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Hard knock New Ywolk life there.
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Old 09-07-2011, 11:52 AM
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