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Old 03-23-2009, 07:58 PM
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Default Secret way of making amazing Kraft Dinner

Most valuable thing to know here : Use Butter, rather than margarine.

Instead of putting 3 tablespoons of butter in, put 5 tablespoons of butter in, and use a half-quarter cup of milk rather than a quarter cup.

Also, I find every variation of Kraft Dinner (extra creamy, 3 cheese, spiral noodles, white cheddar) to be better than the original kind. I don't know why, the original kind just doesn't taste that amazing to me).

When the kraft dinner is done, don't put ketchup on it. Instead, put pepper and low-sodium sea salt on it.

You are done. (Also, make sure to stir in the butter before adding the milk as the milk will potentially cool your noodles down therefore making it harder for the butter to melt afterwords).
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Old 03-23-2009, 08:03 PM
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Default Re: Secret way of making amazing Kraft Dinner

sorry, but I don't eat much dairy.
I always puke all over the place when I eat more than about a tablespoon of cheese or milk.

It sucks
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Old 03-23-2009, 08:06 PM
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Secret way? Any moron with decent tastebuds could make KD taste better.

Homemade macaroni and cheese FTW.
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Old 03-23-2009, 08:14 PM
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Default Re: Secret way of making amazing Kraft Dinner

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Secret way? Any moron with decent tastebuds could make KD taste better.

Homemade macaroni and cheese FTW.
Fuckin' right.
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Old 03-23-2009, 08:21 PM
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A proper baked mac and cheese casserole is to die for.

Rich as all fuck, but it's so worth it.


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Old 03-23-2009, 08:37 PM
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A proper baked mac and cheese casserole is to die for.

Rich as all fuck, but it's so worth it.


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i always put ketchup in it.
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Old 03-23-2009, 10:27 PM
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Only white trash eat Kraft macaroni and cheese.
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Old 03-23-2009, 10:41 PM
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Old 03-23-2009, 10:42 PM
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Only white trash eat Kraft macaroni and cheese.
Only pretentious faggots come on here and judge other people. Especially people who are "fresh off the boat". Good job on proving yourself worthless in life, a shit username, and giving nothing to this thread.
Take your bag of fail and go somewhere else, where people enjoy your shitty opinion.

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Old 03-23-2009, 10:59 PM
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Only pretentious faggots come on here and judge other people. Especially people who are "fresh off the boat". Good job on proving yourself worthless in life, a shit username, and giving nothing to this thread.
Take your bag of fail and go somewhere else, where people enjoy your shitty opinion.

And don't quote me, or reply to me.
Suck my ass you piece of shit.
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You could just put a cup of semen in????
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Old 03-24-2009, 01:14 AM
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You could just put a cup of semen in????
Why yes, but only if your out of milk.
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Old 03-24-2009, 03:17 AM
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You could just put a cup of semen in????
It doesn't mix right.
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Old 03-24-2009, 03:21 AM
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I did this today, essentially. I had the white cheddar one, but I put broccoli in it.
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Old 03-24-2009, 03:45 AM
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I think it's the mushy texture of the original ones. I prefer the texture of the character ones.

Sometimes i use regular rotini floating around and use the cheese packet with it. You can make an enormous but less cheesy batch.

Also, velveeta owns ass.
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Old 03-24-2009, 06:21 AM
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Default Re: Secret way of making amazing Kraft Dinner

lulz I wonder if IWD has ever even made KD.

He has a tendency to lie about everything.

http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=18521
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