So during the week one of my uncles mates...

[Instigator]

Came home from football doused himself in petrol set fire to it and did a jesus stance like this

Until he died from 96% burns....

I think I've met him a couple times aswell....trying to find the news article...

but fuck...what a way to go

[Cunto McFadyen]

Does everyone in your inbred family suffer from some form of mental retardation?

[Instigator]

Originally Posted by Cunto McFadyen

Does everyone in your inbred family suffer from some form of mental retardation?

who said he was in my family? dickhead.

[Cunto McFadyen]

Originally Posted by Instigator

who said he was in my family? dickhead.

You said he mated with your uncle. Dickhead. I suppose it'll be one less leech on the benefit system.

[Instigator]

fuck off.

[Instigator]

http://www.thisisstaffordshire.co.uk...ail/story.html

[jerome]

"Around two years ago he had a tattoo of two sausages, cheese, and mushrooms in an oatcake inked on to the top of his head, to raise money for the intensive care unit at the University Hospital of North Staffordshire."

Like real tattoos? Man that's badass.

But seriously though, I can't believe someone died this way, just nuts man.

[Instigator]

Originally Posted by jerome

"Around two years ago he had a tattoo of two sausages, cheese, and mushrooms in an oatcake inked on to the top of his head, to raise money for the intensive care unit at the University Hospital of North Staffordshire."

Like real tattoos? Man that's badass.

Yeah real tattoos...

He was known as "mad ant" and the one to go to if you "needed something" sorted...from what My mum said earlier...

[jerome]

Originally Posted by Instigator

Yeah real tattoos...

He was known as "mad ant" and the one to go to if you "needed something" sorted...from what My mum said earlier...

Fucking awesome.

[Cunto McFadyen]

Now there's a couple of friendly looking "locals".

[Mullen]

Originally Posted by Instigator

http://www.thisisstaffordshire.co.uk...ail/story.html

Is there an english version of that?

[The Pat-Man]

Lol Sunderland did beat y'all pretty bad....

[Cunto McFadyen]

If you see any overweight, smelly, work-shy looking cunts hanging round a street corner in the Newcastle-under-Lyme area selling "scented candles".... DO NOT BUY!!!!

[constantinople]

He herped his last derp.

[The Risen Ghost of Hitler]

Only in the UK do these types of charters exist. Guarantee people will have been texting jokes that night