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Old 09-21-2011, 04:24 AM
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Default Taking Viagra rectally

Anybody got experience with taking Viagra up the ass? I'd assume you would first peel the blue skin off the pill before sticking it up there. I'd also bet that it's even more effective to take Viagra this way than sublingually.
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let me get this straight. your an alcoholic emo that cuts himself and is old enough to take Viagra???? hmmmmm

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Old 09-21-2011, 09:11 AM
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let me get this straight. your an alcoholic emo that cuts himself and is old enough to take Viagra???? hmmmmm

that made me smile. later when i'm drunk i'll probably jerk off. KERRR
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Old 09-21-2011, 09:36 AM
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Just crush it up, mix it with vasoline and slather it on your favourite dildo
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Viagra is best applied directly to the forehead...
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Old 09-21-2011, 10:56 AM
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Viagra is best applied directly to the forehead...
So is my cock, but that's for another thread.
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Just have your boyfriend insert it into his peehole before ramming his cock up your ass.
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http://www.ukmedix.com/viagra/viagra..._italy5888.cfm

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Pfizer have decided to run small clinical trials in Italy in order to get full EMEA approval for this new method of taking Viagra. A spokesman for Pfizer Italia explained that ‘Viagra Via Anale’ as it would be called, was perfect for the Italian market because Italian people often used suppositories as painkillers for headaches and therefore they were more used to this application of medication.

But the real reason why Pfizer was so interested in developing and testing Viagra Via Anale is that they have found that it worked almost instantly outperforming any other applications of erectile dysfunction medication on the market.
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Why not just try it, OP?

Rectal Viagra-instant? Maybe for fags that like things in their butt.
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lol @ Italians having a propensity to stick medication up their asses.
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Why not just try it, OP?

Rectal Viagra-instant? Maybe for fags that like things in their butt.
I think I shall.

When it happens, results will be here!

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the fuck would you want to take viagra for
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the fuck would you want to take viagra for
I'm going to guess for the effects. Even without ED, it will probably improve erection quality.
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Old 09-25-2011, 11:12 AM
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Does anybody have on hand what the approximate absortion rates for viagra are for various methods of delivery (e.g. oral, sublingual, rectal...)?
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try caverject u shoot it in ur dick ive had the misfortune to dispense it to someone. or muse its a penile suppository right up ur alley
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I'm going to guess for the effects.
Reeeeeaaaally? Ya don't say.
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Old 09-25-2011, 07:42 PM
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penile suppository
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Alprostadil pellets are urethral suppositories used for the treatment of severe erectile dysfunction. They are marketed under the name Muse in the United States.[3] Its use has diminished since the development of oral impotence medications.

oh thank god.

also, boner pills aren't just for the elderly, viagra + meth= happy fun times.

(until the chaffing begins, then not so happy fun times)
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Default Re: Taking Viagra rectally

OK I'm bored, I think I might stick 50mg up my ass tonight before I go out.

How far should I get it up there? I was thinking 1-2 inches. And I'm going to be peeling the blue membrane off the pill beforehand so it dissolves and diffuses quicker.
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Old 09-28-2011, 05:04 AM
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length of the forefinger. get t as far up as possible. I reccomend lubing the finger, and not doing it over the toilet, in case you fumble it.

Not that i've ever plugged a bean or anything.
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length of the forefinger. get t as far up as possible. I reccomend lubing the finger, and not doing it over the toilet, in case you fumble it.
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Done! And now the inside of me rectum feels very warm/
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Old 09-28-2011, 01:14 PM
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and i got it 5-7cm into there (2-3 inches). and holy shit my last post in moar incoherent then expect. alcohol.
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Old 09-28-2011, 03:54 PM
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You don't have the suppository. Your body can't absorb a whole pill from your rectum. You need to dissolve it in water and inject it into your anus, using lube with an oral infant syringe.
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This thread is extremely unpleasant. WHATS WRONG WITH SWALLOWING A GODDAMN PILL??????????
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and i got it 5-7cm into there (2-3 inches). and holy shit my last post in moar incoherent then expect. alcohol.
That was 50mg and it didn't do anything at all, though that's likely because of the massive alcohol binge at the same time (390mL of vodka) and the fact that I wasn't remotely horny all night.
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Lol, you're just gonna shit out a pill.
Take that pill and swallow it, save dem $$$ gotta keep hustlin'
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That was 50mg and it didn't do anything at all, though that's likely because of the massive alcohol binge at the same time (390mL of vodka) and the fact that I wasn't remotely horny all night.
Look for a plugging guide. You did it wrong.

You are going to shit out a pill.
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Look for a plugging guide. You did it wrong.

You are going to shit out a pill.
lol. Googl'd.

Also, I didn't shit out a pill, not that I actually looked around. But I probably did.
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LOL, i must've missed it the first time, but this thread sez:

Viagra up the ass= instant erection


*Too drunk to fuck*
Excuse me honey, I have to go.....take a shit.
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i'm not even sure i believe that OP had any viagra, or has ever taken it at this point....
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i'm not even sure i believe that OP had any viagra, or has ever taken it at this point....
LOL. Next time I'll shoot a video of me sticking it up my ass and I'll send it to you.
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